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02-06-2012, 01:07 AM #1Registered User
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Just split with fiance, any advice
So just ended it, called it quits. 5 years out the window. Any advice? If it's legal, only canadian mags need reply.
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02-06-2012, 01:27 AM #2Funky But Chic
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Have a beer. In your skivvies. Eat something greasy three meals in a row. Leave the seat up on the toilet. Actually watch a whole game...
...masturbate furiously...
...and move on. Life's too short for regrets bro.You already missed the window for fixing shit, it appears, so... Live today. Be here now.
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02-06-2012, 02:30 AM #3
Take what´s yours, leave her with hers. Then, der Poopenhausen, naturally.
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02-06-2012, 02:34 AM #4
Pictures, here, obviously. You know, just to numb the pain.
Better now than with a boatload of determined sperm.
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02-06-2012, 05:09 AM #5Registered User
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02-06-2012, 05:17 AM #6
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02-06-2012, 06:22 AM #7
Get the ring back.
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02-06-2012, 06:29 AM #8
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02-06-2012, 06:43 AM #9
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02-06-2012, 06:48 AM #10
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02-06-2012, 07:09 AM #11trenchman
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buy n eat a block of cheese in your boxers.
you were not married to this person and appears you have no kids, big deal.
contact greg at alpinezone, he is real good with this shit
bobby
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02-06-2012, 07:30 AM #12
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02-06-2012, 07:33 AM #13Funky But Chic
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02-06-2012, 07:33 AM #14Funky But Chic
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02-06-2012, 07:35 AM #15
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02-06-2012, 07:55 AM #16
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02-06-2012, 07:57 AM #17
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02-06-2012, 08:04 AM #18
live in the now and what Tippster said
watch out for snakes
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02-06-2012, 08:21 AM #19
Vegas, blow, and hookers. Go on a bender and enjoy yourself. Go do all the stuff she wouldn't let you do. Make sure you take the ring back.
Another idea. Go skiing this summer in Chile or Argentina. Get some good blow while you're down there
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02-06-2012, 08:31 AM #20
Learn to play the piano accordion
Life is not lift served.
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02-06-2012, 08:33 AM #21Registered User
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02-06-2012, 08:41 AM #22Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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02-06-2012, 08:43 AM #23Funky But Chic
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02-06-2012, 08:44 AM #24Funky But Chic
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02-06-2012, 08:50 AM #25
WTF?, almost 2 pages and no mention of, post pictures of your ex nude, for fucks sake.
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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