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  1. #1
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    Just split with fiance, any advice

    So just ended it, called it quits. 5 years out the window. Any advice? If it's legal, only canadian mags need reply.

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    Have a beer. In your skivvies. Eat something greasy three meals in a row. Leave the seat up on the toilet. Actually watch a whole game...

    ...masturbate furiously...

    ...and move on. Life's too short for regrets bro.You already missed the window for fixing shit, it appears, so... Live today. Be here now.

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    Take what´s yours, leave her with hers. Then, der Poopenhausen, naturally.

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    Pictures, here, obviously. You know, just to numb the pain.

    Better now than with a boatload of determined sperm.

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    Hookers. and blow
    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    We can tell you think you're awesome- it's pretty obvious. I love it when you try to convince us all too, It's like a tripped out Willy Wonka boat trip across the galaxy of fail you call an existence and it is indeed awesome to watch. I mean, your fail is so dense it has become a "black hole of fail" that has a gravitational pull strong enough to attract the fail of others, hence the "dating sucks" thread scenario.

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    The problem with this place is that people always want to water down the valuable words of wisdom that a man needs at a time like this...

    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Have a beer.

    masturbate furiously
    ...with attempts at levity:

    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    move on. Life's too short for regrets bro.You already missed the window for fixing shit, it appears, so... Live today. Be here now.
    Last edited by neck beard; 02-06-2012 at 06:23 AM.
    Life is not lift served.

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    Get the ring back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Leave the seat up on the toilet.
    Am I the only married guy that does leave the toilet seat up? I get shit for it but it is worth it!!!!
    The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKPogue View Post
    Am I the only married guy that does leave the toilet seat up? I get shit for it but it is worth it!!!!
    Not married (yet), but I've already convinced her that this one makes no sense. The seat goes either up or down, doesn't matter at all in the grand scheme of thins, don't get on my shit about it- and she hasn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jongman View Post
    So just ended it, called it quits. 5 years out the window. Any advice? If it's legal, only canadian mags need reply.
    Ski, party and fuck anything with a hole and a pulse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    buy n eat a block of cheese in your boxers.
    you were not married to this person and appears you have no kids, big deal.
    contact greg at alpinezone, he is real good with this shit
    bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Ski, party and fuck anything with a hole and a pulse.
    Preferably female

    ...and human.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Ski, party and fuck anything with a hole and a pulse.
    I think assholes don't count in this advice but I'm not positive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Preferably female

    ...and human.
    ha, didn't see that before responding, it's better than my post.

    ps. Bobbyf is on his game lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    ha, didn't see that before responding, it's better than my post.
    Yes, yes it is- your post seems to go against the standard TGR response of Der Pooperhousen. Blasphemy Ice, Blasphemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR View Post
    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.

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    Sleep with all her hot girlfriends even the not so hot ones.
    I'm sure like any normal man you have fantasized about her friends and maybe they have done the same about you.
    This could help you get over her very quickly.
    Quote Originally Posted by theshredder View Post
    i identify as a gay transexual

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    I walked away from 10 years with my ex last summer.


    I couldn't be happier with my decision.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

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    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    live in the now and what Tippster said
    watch out for snakes

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    Vegas, blow, and hookers. Go on a bender and enjoy yourself. Go do all the stuff she wouldn't let you do. Make sure you take the ring back.

    Another idea. Go skiing this summer in Chile or Argentina. Get some good blow while you're down there

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    Learn to play the piano accordion

    Life is not lift served.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKPogue View Post
    Am I the only married guy that does leave the toilet seat up? I get shit for it but it is worth it!!!!
    We have a 1/2 bath just outside of our bedroom, so I have a poopin toilet and a pissin toilet. Never have to mess with the lid!
    All I want is to be hardcore.

    www.tonystreks.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    The problem with this place is that people always want to water down the valuable words of wisdom that a man needs at a time like this...



    ...with attempts at levity:
    Dumbass....

    Anyone who spends anytime at all here knows exactly what that kind of question will generate. Go back to alpine zone


    And for the OP....bang her best friend
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by NmbrdDays View Post
    Go skiing this summer in Chile or Argentina. Get some good blow while you're down there...
    ...and send it to your friendly neighborhood iceman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Dumbass....

    Anyone who spends anytime at all here knows exactly what that kind of question will generate. Go back to alpine zone
    I do believe you just got played, Son.

    Read it again, he's kidding.

    ...but speaking of AlpineZone, back in the day there was this guy named Herman...well, never mind. Not important.

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    WTF?, almost 2 pages and no mention of, post pictures of your ex nude, for fucks sake.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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