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  1. #26
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    Do you, or anyone know the ship date for the Jerantulas?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I'm armed and my dick hurts.

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    O K ,a swallow beats its wings 43 times a second ,Right! was that a african or european ?
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

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    Stalemates, or co-dependencies like this, don't last forever.
    Ski more blog less - Foggy Goggles

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    I got a super rare pair of PBR brew skis I'm looking to sell to teh highest bidder.
    I don't work and I don't save, desperate women pay my way.

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    Mr Splat, you're a moran.

    I've read all of the "Post in the RIGHT Forum" posts, and I've looked EVERYWHERE here, but there is no "Right Forum".

    Please provide a link so I can find the Right Forum, or I'll continue to post where I fucking want.

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    forum keeps appearing on the left side of my screen... what am i doing wrong?

    kthxbie!
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    "You can't shave off stupid." -lionelhutz

    "I was hoping for ice." -lionelhutz

  8. #33
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    youz guyz....



    We don't make the snow. We just make it more enjoyable.


    Git Your FKNA On!

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    I don't think Tippster is armed. What forum should that go in?

    I do believe his dick hurts, so if I combined those posts into one to save "bandwidth", what forum should that go in?

    Edit to add: MOVIES, BOOKS, WHAT IS THE THIRD ONE?

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    I have a chinstrap for sale, black, XXXXXXL.

    Willing to trade for a router. Is there a forum for this?
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    posting in the left forum bad?
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

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    Quote Originally Posted by baron View Post
    O K ,a swallow beats its wings 43 times a second ,Right! was that a african or european ?
    I don't know but I do know this;

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

    Another farcical example is for all TGR members to follow rules.

    BTW how do I make a bong out of a African or European Swallow ? Beats me
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    looking to summit a 14er this summer....I'll post in the summit forum.
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    In the end, your choices are your choices and one man's auto-erotic asphyxiation in a church closet with a strand of barbed wire around his nutsack is another man's missionary position with the lights off in his own bedroom.

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    I was wondering where to get the best deal on ski gear, and figured TGR was a good place to ask, I think I'll post in Ask TGR.
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    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    That's currently the "I can't post or pm" forum. I like that. People are forced to think outside the bun and actually look around for a solution or someone to tell them why that is so. It prolly saves a lot of jongs some embarrassment and minimizes the feedback frenzy of other jongs looking to be helpful in wrong forum posts. Speaking of which...Wong Forum Jong should have authored this thread.
    We don't make the snow. We just make it more enjoyable.


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    Am thanking to you mister splat for be helping jongs find tech talk. Mentor would being proud.

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    I needed this thread after the Pats lost. So for that I thank you.
    on a related subject this thread needs more hookers and hookers and blow.


    are my internets confusing?
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    A woman reported to police at 6:30 p.m. that she was being "smart-mouthed."

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    how do I get to start a thread in TGR Proshop Gear Reviews (beta) ? never mind no one posts in there anyway.

    forget that. how do I get rid of all voices in my head that say "never follow the rules in tgr no matter what you are called"

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    rat shit bat shit dirty old twat!
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

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    Quote Originally Posted by baron View Post
    rat shit bat shit dirty old twat!
    Sounds like the makings of a Rap tune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Snowballs View Post
    Sounds like the makings of a Rap tune.
    maybee ; but I think its George Carlin,fairly sure
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

  22. #47
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    farts burps and bacon please

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    ski on in eternal peace

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
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    Wrong forum, point takin'.

    This crap shit needs to implode.

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    So, where is the airplane on a conveyer belt thread located now?
    Ski, Bike, Climb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleAl View Post
    So, where is the airplane on a conveyer belt thread located now?
    Same place it's always been?
    The blues has always been about taking your problems and turning them into something you can dance to, drink to and fuck to.
    We're certainly not a blues band in any kind of purest sense, but to me Rock and Roll has always had it's roots in that tradition.

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