Thread: Funny / Cool trail names

Inbound lines, not marked runs but...

Granny's Crotch and Stifler's Mom at Steamboat.

Originally Posted by jetski

We have a chair where I ski called "The Knob"
Not making that up and it never gets old...

You do realize that knob is another word for hill, right?

^^^Thanks Captain Obvious Mcbuzzkill...

psst... Its also another term for penis!

Not a ski trail, but there's a place name in Mt Rainier National Park called Gobbler's Knob. The fact that knob is another word for "hill" doesn't make it any less funny.

Jackwhacker.

Talk is Cheap (JH)

MTB

Oaf Huck

Balls Up
Balls Deep
Orgasm Meadows (on trail map as O Meadows)

Wet Martha, Nun's Cunt, and Cream Jeans at Bridger. Snow Job used to (maybe still is?) a named run somewhere in MT, maybe Bridger - can't remember

orgasm chute-
rmnp, co

"Dutch Treat" at Homewood, Tahoe.

reefer madness (though it was renamed refrigerator a few years back)

Originally Posted by jetski

^^^Thanks Captain Obvious Mcbuzzkill...

psst... Its also another term for penis!

No shit?

The point, your obtuseness, is that a chair named "the knob" is only funny to middle schoolers who still tell poop jokes.

who gives a shit what device this was sent from.

running dog nose /Alta!!!!! ;and Jitterbug at killington is fun

Still Smokin was my favourite at Sun Peaks until they opened up Ausfaurt, known locally as " Ass Fart-- hey I don't name 'em, I just mis-pronounce 'em".

Then there is Liz's Hot Steaming Shaft in the Gill's Hill side country. Liz and her boy friend moved to Golden back when Kicking Horse first opened. I head that Liz got barred from the KMR bar shortly after it opened.

The last time I was in Liz's Hot Steaming Shaft, others had been before me, but there was plenty of room, and it was creamy.

Originally Posted by flatNshallow

The point, your obtuseness, is that a chair named "the knob" is only funny to middle schoolers who still tell poop jokes.

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Ummm... So a chair named the Knob chair is funny to 2/3 of TGR? We aren't in middle school but from what I have gathered here people laugh at stupid shit. And having a lift named the "Knob" is silly...
Its funny cause its a penis chair! It also has the majority of the expert runs on the mountain so I end up riding the knob all day...and I'm better than you... and I can ride the Knob all day... you probably could only go up and down the knob a few times before you were tired. Not me... I'm a Knob Warrior.
If you lived closer I would show you around the Knob and take you to a secret backdoor stash. Maybe the lifties would slow the whole process down so you would have an easier time getting on the knob.
I'm done with all the knob talk for now... oh and I have never been called "your obtuseness" before. Nicely played...

In PA there's a whole hill called "Blue Knob".

Joint Point at Highlands was renamed Picnic Point
of course I like

Pierre's Hole and Mary's Nipple at Targhee.

Burke Mtn -
Inbounds: Throbulator, and The Gap

Unmarked glades: Roach, The Wet Slot, Fur Burger

Conifers of Gnarnia Iron Glaiden and Glades of Glory at Revelstoke come to mind

Tillicum ("Till-eye-cum") at Mt. Hood Meadows.

^ on that, Ragged Mountain in NH has "Gobbler's Knob"

http://pubpages.unh.edu/~lam62/proje.../raggedmap.jpg

Originally Posted by Viva

Tillicum ("Till-eye-cum") at Mt. Hood Meadows.

Or you know ... a name used often throughout the PNW. But yah, that too.

Originally Posted by The AD

Not a ski trail, but there's a place name in Mt Rainier National Park called Gobbler's Knob. The fact that knob is another word for "hill" doesn't make it any less funny.

The BSA's second largest property, S-F, is in Knob Lick, MO.

"This one time, at summer camp..."