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  1. 01-20-2005, 03:22 PM #1
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    Whats my name bitch! (work related)

    For whatever reason we are charging our department name from Investments Department to Capital Markets Group. I have the opportunity to change my title from Investments Specialist to something else. Personally I think "specialist" is about as stupid as "represenative" and "associate". The only thing I can think off is Capital Markets Officer. Work with me people, what ya think?
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  2. 01-20-2005, 03:24 PM #2
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    throw mastermind in there somewhere.
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  3. 01-20-2005, 03:28 PM #3
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  4. 01-20-2005, 03:28 PM #4
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    We've been hanging out this afternoon debating how we can get rid of the officer ttile many of us have, specialist was one of the options and it seems much better. I personally want "Go To Guy " to be i my title. There's the pressure but the rewards would be worth it.
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  5. 01-20-2005, 03:30 PM #5
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  6. 01-20-2005, 03:33 PM #6
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  7. 01-20-2005, 03:33 PM #7
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    That'd be sweet. Conjures up images of you smoking cigards lit from $100 bills and then rolling around in a big pile of cash.
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  8. 01-20-2005, 03:39 PM #8
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    Obviously it should be "Master of My Domain"
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  9. 01-20-2005, 03:44 PM #9
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  10. 01-20-2005, 03:45 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by teledave
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  11. 01-20-2005, 03:46 PM #11
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  12. 01-20-2005, 03:49 PM #12
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    Sweet you guys rock. These are much better than what my HR dept. came up with.
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  13. 01-20-2005, 03:52 PM #13
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    I vote for mastermind.
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  14. 01-20-2005, 03:52 PM #14
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  15. 01-20-2005, 03:52 PM #15
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  16. 01-20-2005, 04:35 PM #16
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  17. 01-20-2005, 04:40 PM #17
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    and you must get this printed on your card->
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  18. 01-20-2005, 04:48 PM #18
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    What you think this is, Wu Tang Financial?

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  19. 01-20-2005, 04:54 PM #19
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  20. 01-20-2005, 04:58 PM #20
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  21. 01-20-2005, 05:11 PM #21
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  22. 01-20-2005, 05:41 PM #22
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  23. 01-20-2005, 06:24 PM #23
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  24. 01-20-2005, 06:37 PM #24
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  25. 01-20-2005, 06:38 PM #25
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