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11-04-2011, 08:43 AM #1
If it hadn't been for snowboards, skis would still look like THIS:

and

And if it hadn't been for snowboarders, skiers would still look like THIS:


Oh, I forgot....here is another reason why snowboarders are cool: I like their snowboards.


None of this applies, of course, to those who skin the BC. They always bin cool.
Although THIS, I'm pretty surprised at....as she appears to be RIPPIN'....back in wide-ring basket days when everyone else was still doing stem-christies. Good on her!!! Coolness exists in all decades.

Who IS she?? I've become enamored. Famous ski racer from the sixties, no doubt....on her off time. Ski form like that BACK THEN??? She ain't no house-wife.
--Last edited by Alaskan Rover; 11-05-2011 at 02:39 AM.
"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-04-2011, 08:58 AM #2
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11-04-2011, 08:58 AM #3
Sooo... If snowboarding had never been invented 30 some odd yrs ago, skiing would've been frozen in time?
Mmkay...Leave No Turn Unstoned!
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11-04-2011, 09:04 AM #4
if it hadn't been for snowboarding there wouldn't be as many jongs on the slopes to fuck with.
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11-04-2011, 09:04 AM #5
so therefore, because of snowboarders, skiers look like this:
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11-04-2011, 09:06 AM #6
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11-04-2011, 09:06 AM #7
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yeah, but we would also still be doing daffy's and spread eagles...so basically we would be so much radder than we are now
Corner store junkies giving advice
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11-04-2011, 09:28 AM #8"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-04-2011, 09:34 AM #9
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11-04-2011, 09:42 AM #10
Sheeeshhhh.....No one's even re-pasted those nude hot chicks on the chairlift, yet???? Are you guys ASLEEP???
Anybody figure out who that hot female skier/racer from the sixties is yet?
EDIT: I'm more talking about twin-tips and wide twin tips nearly like twin snowboards, rather than the development of reverse sidecut and rockered skis, anyway.
But one thing for sure, the graphics on skis nowadays is almost a DIRECT transfer from the snowboard industry.....although I'm not really sure that's a good thing.
--Last edited by Alaskan Rover; 11-04-2011 at 09:53 AM.
"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-04-2011, 09:49 AM #11
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if it hadn't been for

skis AND snowboards would look like they did 10 years ago."We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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11-04-2011, 09:54 AM #12
Thank you snow boarders for making skis like this:

WE OWE YOU BIG TIME!!!
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11-04-2011, 09:55 AM #13
Andrea Mead Lawrence (April 19, 1932 – March 30, 2009).
I prefer this one.
"We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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11-04-2011, 09:59 AM #14
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11-04-2011, 10:02 AM #15
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11-04-2011, 10:03 AM #16
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11-04-2011, 10:09 AM #17
Oddly enough, one of my favorite and still one of my 'go to' boards (a big black K2 Fatbob 162) has lost so muchof its camber that it's strting to feel like a reverse camber board. The older and flatter it gets, the more it seems to RIP !!!! Most unusual. Last season actually seemed its BEST. I'll be sad when it ever gives out for good. It's being prepped for another season as we speak.

So maybe there is something to McConkey's reverse camber idea. Too bad he's not around to fine-tune it even more. RIP McConkey! The guy DID know how to rip.
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-04-2011, 10:31 AM #18
if it hadn't been for snoboards, mt. baker wouldn't be so crowded and alpy wouldn't get so pissed off
when they walk in the skintrack.
let em stomp their own trail.
bobby
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11-04-2011, 10:44 AM #19
If it wasn't for snowboards we wouldn't have to deal with shitty snowboarders.
I think you have me confused with someone who is far less awesome.
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11-04-2011, 10:56 AM #20
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ya.. um...wait....what did you say...................
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11-04-2011, 11:09 AM #21
Thank you Duke of Hurl and Shredhead for the information
on Andrea Mead Lawrence.
Made the US Ski Team at age 14 and competed in the 1948 Winter Olympics at age 15.
I knew she was no house-wife.....not with form like THAT !!
And as Duke of Hurl's photo point's out...an early shredder to be sure !!!
OF COURSE I started this thread in jest !! Both skiers and snowboarders share a crazy passion for freezing their nads off on a chair for the sake of being able to slide back down the mountain at speed....meaning BOTH are equally nuts, and being nuts myself, I'm totally down with that!
I was a skier long before I was a snowboarder, and still ski now, albeit with scarpas and skins.
I told myself, I'd never go back to skiing with regular downhill equipment....but one is allowed to change one's mind, as I'd love to try out those new "ultra" shaped skis like the pair that girl has above.....and try some twin tips as well. Boots haven't changed for shit....and I'd just dust off my old Lange X9's.
Snow is too sweet to be a bitchin' n a moanin' 'bout one's choice of onhill slidin'.
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
Posted by DJSapp:
"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
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11-04-2011, 11:22 AM #22
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11-04-2011, 11:34 AM #23
McConkey took reverse camber directly from some of the 25yr old fully rockered snowboards.
It wasn't his idea.
I'm just surprised I haven't seen any concave skis yet.Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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11-04-2011, 11:50 AM #24Just ski down there and jump off something for crying out loud!
http://www.evo.com - http://www.nwac.us/
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11-04-2011, 11:51 AM #25I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011














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