Thread: East Coast Roll Call V---> SO MUCH better then all the other roll calls

Dudes... couple things:

Those women I'm posing with are not strippers. As Wolflot said, "nice girls" (NTTAWWT)

VT-F builds a mean ski house (and engineers some serious heating systems!)

DoWork has mad language skilz and speaks much truth. If Rog would post some pics, maybe it would be more okay, but it does come across a little ego-centric. (Yes Rog, it's the internet, but for some of us, it's all we have.)

Lastly, Weasel1, was that you, "Jason the roofer from Middlebury" on NPR around 11 this morning?


Pagetop tunes... dedicated to Rog (who, I hope can take some ribbing):

Nice girls with "BigDaddy" issues?

They were hired to make nice to us golfers... otherewise, I'm not such a magnet (just checking my ego ). Otis, is the ladies man, though!

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

GET OFF MY LAWN

Haha, no worries...you don't mind if we invite a few friends and they pitch tents at your place do you? I promise, we'll keep the party quiet and I'll make sure everyone cleans up the bottles from the yard before we leave! Do you supply the towels or should we bring our own?

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

Thinking the MTB mini either June 15-17 or 22-24. Couple of options for camping are Runin bare or State park Might also look into renting a condo or house at the mountain if there is interest. Any thought on this?

Could probably do a Fri night out Sat - Sun will be 59 miles of dirt roads and a father's day BBQ

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

i could be down for mtb mini the weekend of 15-17, but only for sat night and ride sunday. be happy to throw in cash for my sat night portion. still have to check a few things before fully committing. that next weekend i'll be at namblafest at burke and riding/beers with kt maybe.

rog

maybe? its OK to like pussy Rog, its not OK to be a pussy, bring you bug net, bubble, night light, cape, or whatever the fuck you use so I don't have to listen to you cry, your pedaling, you want a long hill decent before beers, or a long hill climb after beers?

the internet thing is full of NEK's

ive been shut the fuck up for a while but to drum up an old saying, im with DOWORK.

its pretty simple really. POIDH.
or continue to let him cocktease you.

i could cry. While being flamed here I was told that this thread is a place where outdoor enthusiasts and friends gather blah blah blah.....yet not one of you said a word when this dick was threatening NEK with violence and disparaging his wife. THAT is uncool, and all of you that defended him have zero credibility. If you want to moderate, be consistent. There are at lease a couple different sets of rules here: for spamming your wares, for calling people out, for criticizing douchebags.

Originally Posted by DoWork

Dear Rog,

Why in God's holy tittyfucking name must you be such an insufferable touchhole? It's fine that if you could pick any one person from history living or dead to hang with you'd pick yourself. It's perfectly ok that you sext yourself naked pics of you in the mirror throughout the day to keep yourself going. It is absolutely acceptable for you to lament daily about this new pussy, that pussy from back in 'eleventysix and the other pussy down the street to try to convince us all you're the fucking mack daddy to end all mack daddies- it's alright to hang out near ER's to try and fuck anything with a fresh hatchet or stab wound that hasn't been sticthed up yet and chase any and every skirt between the ages of 18-80 from here to Haines. It's fine that you had a dildo made as a perfect clone to your own member and replaced your bike seat with it... But you know what's not ok? You calling people douchebags for not wanting to sit through your all day every day self-sucking ego-baskfest. Dude, you have a lot of knowledge to offer and imo are probably a great time to hang and drink beers with but for fuck's sake will you do us all a huge favor and shut the fuck up every once in a while? Like once a week would be great. Just wake up and say to yourself, "This seems like a great day to shut the fuck up".

I do it all the time. Actually in regards to TGR I've been doing it for weeks. It's great. I was kinda hoping we could avoid one of these letters since it will most definitely be construed as summertime douchebaggers, but alas. It is time once again unfortunately.


Can't wait for every fucking crybaby jong asspipe dingleberery to chime in with their own shitty two cents on it now like someone cares.

Originally Posted by nihiles

ive been shut the fuck up for a while but to drum up an old saying, im with DOWORK.

its pretty simple really. POIDH.
or continue to let him cocktease you.

maybe take another peak at the same videos he's posted for years on here. wait a couple days, he'll post them again.

Originally Posted by kingdom-tele

maybe? its OK to like pussy Rog, its not OK to be a pussy, bring you bug net, bubble, night light, cape, or whatever the fuck you use so I don't have to listen to you cry, your pedaling, you want a long hill decent before beers, or a long hill climb after beers?

ya, ya i get it. long hill descent before beers pleeze!

DW is quite crafty with the lulz, but i have seen much better work from him, just sayin

rog

Originally Posted by Philip Oliver Wholz

maybe take another peak at the same videos he's posted for years on here. wait a couple days, he'll post them again.

it's called ski stoke. don't watch it if ya don't like it. simple. do you even ski? now yer up to 38 bj filled rog posts. thanx for the fan-ship philip!

rog

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

DW is quite crafty with the lulz, but i have seen much better work from him

rog

consistently out of touch with reality.

so it's not EC, but it is ski stoke. since so many of the ECers have been to Alta, I figure you guys can appreciate this.

Skied a permenantly closed area at Alta last week (resort was closed, so it was kosher). good times... noodle salad.

3D view of the line from the road (use MagicEye skillzeszes to see it)


we were pretty sure we had the right line.... pretty sure....


and that's how close it was in there


wahoo!!!!


maybe a tux trip early next week? anyone want to go make some turns and drink some beers up amidst the black fly haze? i could go monday, tues or weds... any pardners want to meet up?

Originally Posted by Philip Oliver Wholz

i could cry. While being flamed here I was told that this thread is a place where outdoor enthusiasts and friends gather blah blah blah.....yet not one of you said a word when this dick was threatening NEK with violence and disparaging his wife. THAT is uncool, and all of you that defended him have zero credibility. If you want to moderate, be consistent. There are at lease a couple different sets of rules here: for spamming your wares, for calling people out, for criticizing douchebags.

Well fuckin' cry then. In all honesty that's because you're a jong twat and everybody that comes in talking shit like you did gets worked over no matter what their point is. Duh! Besides, NEK is from the goddam NEK which means he is a fountain of flannel and callouses. He wipes his ass with wolverines and when he needs a back massage, he has his buddies pelt him with 12 gauge birdshot rounds. Trust, he can handle himself. You want credibility, go to Alpinezone.


Now run along before I moderate my e-foot into your cyber anus or trade Splat a gram of rocket fuel blow and some nakeys of one of my exes to have you IP permabanned.


Lol with Peetricks though. Got to love him equating any kind of callout to jealousy. Doesn't he know I'd rather castrate myself with a rusty beach umbrella and then do a cannonball into JGB's wood chipper than be either of them for a day?

Originally Posted by DoWork

Well fuckin' cry then. In all honesty that's because you're a jong twat and everybody that comes in talking shit like you did gets worked over no matter what their point is. Duh! Besides, NEK is from the goddam NEK which means he is a fountain of flannel and callouses. He wipes his ass with wolverines and when he needs a back massage, he has his buddies pelt him with 12 gauge birdshot rounds. Trust, he can handle himself. You want credibility, go to Alpinezone.


Now run along before I moderate my e-foot into your cyber anus or trade Splat a gram of rocket fuel blow and some nakeys of one of my exes to have you IP permabanned.


Lol with Peetricks though. Got to love him equating any kind of callout to jealousy. Doesn't he know I'd rather castrate myself with a rusty beach umbrella and then do a cannonball into JGB's wood chipper than be either of them for a day?

im honored.

Originally Posted by DoWork

Besides, NEK is from the goddam NEK which means he is a fountain of flannel and callouses. He wipes his ass with wolverines and when he needs a back massage, he has his buddies pelt him with 12 gauge birdshot rounds. Trust, he can handle himself.

Cripes, I'm being confused with Kingdom-Tele?
K-T is the one who likes the soft Wolverines rubbing his ass, I prefer rabid Porcupines.

Get it fucking straight

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Cripes, I'm being confused with Kingdom-Tele?
K-T is the one who likes the soft Wolverines rubbing his ass, I prefer rabid Porcupines.

Get it fucking straight

I'd hug you if I wasn't afraid of being fatally crushed by your brawny appendages.

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

ya, ya i get it. long hill descent before beers pleeze!

pack your spare liver gidget.

Originally Posted by gpetrics

maybe a tux trip early next week? anyone want to go make some turns and drink some beers up amidst the black fly haze? i could go monday, tues or weds... any pardners want to meet up?

Picking up the new passport after work or tomorrow morning. Damn May 30th expiration date - it will be the same story in 2017.

I can do...this weekend, however weather is...well (look below). I have to be in town for Morgane 2 1/2 month broken leg/operation/rehab check up at the Hospital on Monday. I could possibly get Friday (or maybe Thurs) in, however I need to be in Ottawa next Saturday....or maybe the following Monday for B-turns.



Tonight: Patchy fog after 10pm. Otherwise, partly cloudy, with a low around 31. Blustery, with a north wind between 20 and 24 mph.

Friday: Increasing clouds, with a high near 47. North wind 10 to 18 mph becoming south.

Friday Night: A chance of showers, mainly after 2am. Cloudy, with a low around 35. Windy, with a south wind 18 to 21 mph increasing to between 28 and 31 mph. Winds could gust as high as 41 mph. Chance of precipitation is 30%. New rainfall amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

Saturday: Showers, mainly after 7am. High near 45. Very windy, with a south wind between 38 and 41 mph, with gusts as high as 50 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New rainfall amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible.

Saturday Night: Showers likely. Cloudy and windy, with a low around 43. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New rainfall amounts between a half and three quarters of an inch possible.

Sunday: Showers likely. Cloudy, with a high near 48. Chance of precipitation is 60%.

Sunday Night: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a low around 38. Chance of precipitation is 50%.

Monday: A chance of showers. Cloudy, with a high near 44. Chance of precipitation is 40%.

Monday Night: Cloudy, with a low around 32.

Tuesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 41.

Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 36.

Wednesday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 44.

Originally Posted by DoWork

I'd hug you if I wasn't afraid of being fatally crushed by your brawny appendages.

I'd be gentle.

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

I'd be gentle.

Hey the police called looking for you, they found your neck.

wow is all i have to say.....DOWORK you have such a way with the words.....
IN for MTNBIKE MINI.......BUT safety is a priority for me while riding... meeting should be before during and after......also i need to try one of those heady top beers... looked good sitting in the water someone had put a pic of......

CARRY ON..................

OK continue on with the banter

Originally Posted by kingdom-tele

pack your spare liver gidget.

spare-check, squid lips

btw, this "beach" folk will drink anything.

low maintenance

i can handle the ribbing BD!!!

edit to add: i like squid lips for you better!

rog

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

i can handle the ribbing!!!

rog

EEEEEW!!!! DOOD!?!? Those are for HER pleasure!

In more heterosexual news, Gman's infinite radness yielded this wildly inappropriate yet clearly made just for me item. This will go nicely to compliment the ice luge at next year's Ullrfest.


http://www.incrediblethings.com/food...h-the-hooters/


Three cheers for Gman. Seriously, this is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

Is it cold in here???