Thread: East Coast Roll Call V---> SO MUCH better then all the other roll calls

i loved this the first time i saw it and love it again!! right on RDENNHS! fuck helmets!

Originally Posted by rdennhs

REPOST** -- Some Pow Stoke from last season, getting AMPED!!

ill be magic saturday platts sun to start using up all these pre-season passes i bought. got to admit i am not really interested and finding it difficult to get stoked. if i didnt have passes to use i wouldnt be skiing this weekend. ive fucked 4 different women in the last 5 days and am exhausted (would have gone 5 for 5 but had a hockey game). itd be so nice to just sleep in and spend the weekend skitching in the city.

i didnt realize till a couple days later when everyone was walking around with shit on their foreheads but all the christians must have gone to mosque on sunday allowing me to scoop up a stacked jew. jewish chicks are great. great bjs and i love the consistency of their titties plus they usually go splits on the bill! having a good titty fix the night before made monday azn night. obviously flat like a lake but had this crazy huge hindo/buddha tat from hips to shoulders. hit her doggy style to take in the art and felt like i was being fucked by yakuza. tuesday i met up with my ex for dinner to remind her how fat and out of shape her bf keeps getting. ive lost ten pounds since the last time we hung but i didnt mention that, i let my form fitting icebreaker do the talking. no sex that night cause i had to get to a game but my creep is a little stronger. after hockey dranks met me a macedonian at the pool table. luckily i had read that macedonia TR by PATXI so it seemed like i knew my shit. got the digits and got with it on wednesday. my first macedonian. she says her peoples legs are strong and thick from lifting sheep. sure. i give a fuck, been giving em out all week. but it was just the right amount of meat to follow up the azn. last night i went french. love the lack of sexual inhibitions french women have -and glad for it too! i was tired as shit so i just layed there while she rode me. i love the way chicks look when those tits are above me. woke up around 4am and she was ghost but she did email me this:

The rain turned to snow turned to sleet, as I was trying to find the words and the radio was buzzing industrial roars.

I hate to have killed the instant before morning.

Your breath was calm, your body cozy,
Mine was halved, and fidgety.

Fucking cold. I needed to go.

I hate to have killed the instant before morning.

so figured id share that all with ya since

Originally Posted by Breakwater

Ok, Ok, stoke doesn't have to be pictures

i was planning on capping my international buffet with a spanish chick ive been tag with on plans to go dance some salsa but now that its a ski weekend i dont think i can afford wasting all the energy required for that fiesta.

if you find me at magic, if you find me at platts, ask for change and make sure youre hydrated cause we be drinking!

Oh boy, look at these winds, the quad at the 'Cat will surely be on hold

http://www.nws.noaa.gov/view/validPr...=REC&node=KGYX

000SXUS41 KGYX 240827RECGYXRECREATION REPORT FOR NEW HAMPSHIRE AND WESTERN MAINENATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE GRAY ME327 AM EST FRI FEB 24 2012MEZ007>009-NHZ002>004-241830-ELEVATIONS FROM 2500 TO 4000 FEET IN NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND THEWESTERN MAINE MOUNTAINS-327 AM EST FRI FEB 24 2012...ELEVATIONS BETWEEN 2500 AND 4000 FEET IN NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIREAND THE WESTERN MAINE MOUNTAINS....TODAY...CLOUDY THIS MORNING...THEN SUMMITS BECOMING OBSCURED. SNOWLIKELY...MAINLY THIS AFTERNOON. HIGHS IN THE UPPER 20S. SOUTHEASTWINDS 10 TO 20 MPH. CHANCE OF SNOW 70 PERCENT..TONIGHT...SLEET IN THE EVENING. SNOW. LOWS IN THE LOWER 20S.SOUTHEAST WINDS AROUND 25 MPH INCREASING TO AROUND 35 MPH WITH GUSTSUP TO 45 MPH AFTER MIDNIGHT. CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION NEAR100 PERCENT. WIND CHILL VALUES AS LOW AS 1 BELOW AFTER MIDNIGHT..SATURDAY...SUMMITS OBSCURED. A CHANCE OF SNOW. HIGHS IN THE MID20S. NORTHWEST WINDS 45 TO 55 MPH. GUSTS UP TO 70 MPH IN THEAFTERNOON. CHANCE OF SNOW 50 PERCENT. WIND CHILL VALUES AS LOW AS10 BELOW.$$MEZ007>009-NHZ002>004-241830-SUMMITS ABOVE 4000 FEET IN NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND WESTERN MAINE-327 AM EST FRI FEB 24 2012...SUMMITS ABOVE 4000 FEET IN NORTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND WESTERNMAINE....TODAY...CLOUDY THIS MORNING...THEN SUMMITS BECOMING OBSCURED. ACHANCE OF SNOW THIS MORNING...THEN SNOW AND SLEET THIS AFTERNOON.HIGHS IN THE MID 20S. SOUTHEAST WINDS 20 TO 30 MPH. CHANCE OFPRECIPITATION 90 PERCENT. WIND CHILL VALUES AS LOW AS 2 BELOW THISAFTERNOON..TONIGHT...SUMMITS OBSCURED. SLEET IN THE EVENING. SNOW. LOWS 13 TO23. SOUTHEAST WINDS AROUND 25 MPH INCREASING TO SOUTH AROUND 45 MPHAFTER MIDNIGHT. AT ELEVATIONS ABOVE 5000 FEET...SOUTHEAST WINDSAROUND 35 MPH BECOMING SOUTH AND INCREASING TO AROUND 70 MPH AFTERMIDNIGHT. CHANCE OF PRECIPITATION 90 PERCENT. WIND CHILL VALUES ASLOW AS 10 BELOW..SATURDAY...SUMMITS OBSCURED. SNOW LIKELY...MAINLY IN THE MORNING.HIGHS IN THE LOWER 20S. WEST WINDS AROUND 55 MPH INCREASING TOAROUND 65 MPH IN THE AFTERNOON. AT ELEVATIONS ABOVE 5000 FEET...WESTWINDS AROUND 80 MPH BECOMING NORTHWEST AND INCREASING TO AROUND90 MPH IN THE AFTERNOON. CHANCE OF SNOW 60 PERCENT. WIND CHILLVALUES AS LOW AS 24 BELOW.$$

hahaha nil, thanks...it's always a pleasure to have you around man! better post more often.


FUCK HELMETsss!!!!!

edit: jk i actually ride with a smith holt now.

F-T-W!^^^^^^^^^^

i mean how many fucking times do we need to look at snow, trees, tracks, poofs o pow, storm maps, blah blah, blah? it never changes!!!

good stuff nihiles!

rog

hell yeah!!!! fuck skiing. same ol boring shit, turn left, turn right, turn left, turn right, so fucking monotonous. I am fully behind the movement. fuck this storm, I'm going imagination skiing from here out...

here's some NEK stoke, no pics of course. so last night I get home, working late this week so I can be out of the office to go imagination skiing later, anyway, get home, there are 2 friggin dogs cozy'd up on my porch, its screened in. they're not my dogs, they are someone elses dogs. my lady tells me they followed her home, I asked if bears were following her too, she tried to slap me but I work out a lot so was quick enough to duck it. Come to find out we have a dog control officer in our town. mind you, my town is pretty small so I found this pretty incredible and also started to realize just how my property taxes are put to use, pretty cool. Back to the dogs, sorry. So Steve (the dog control officer) makes some calls, apparently this isn't the first time he's had to corral these 2 dogs and get them home. A few minutes go by, he calls back saying the owner will contact us and come pick them up, cool. I spent some time pretending a wooden block was a flashlight and a star(not at the same time) with my kid, phone rings, its the owner. Now, this is were it gets really f 'ed up. She tells us she's working, can't come get the dogs, she asks us to let them out and sternly tell them to go home. Now the wife has already given them a couple bones (which our dog didn't seem to pleased about) so I am the one who has to be "stern". Crazy right, she just wants us to send these dogs back out. So, I let em out off the porch and tell em to get the fuck home. the yellow one promptly runs into the garage and steals one of my shoes, it was an old shoe no biggy, but WTF! I end up chasing these 2 dogs across our field into the woods to get this old shoe. The yellow dog dropped it and they ran off into the dark. Another crazy fuckin night in the NEK

^. fuck i need a cigarette!!!

thanx for that kt!

rog

Originally Posted by Breakwater

5"

Knee deep

Again

Funneh meterialz

you are a complete idiot, huh? wow. i don't even need to explain this one...

rog - ya he was on his 5 star and so was his buddy.

whats it, 4 years since weve been trying to make turns together? well looks like its never going to happen... im too punk to ride with sellouts

Originally Posted by rdennhs

edit: jk i actually ride with a smith holt now.

Originally Posted by icelanticskier

good stuff nihiles!
rog

Originally Posted by kingdom-tele

hell yeah!!!! fuck skiing. same ol boring shit, turn left, turn right, turn left, turn right, so fucking monotonous. I am fully behind the movement. fuck this storm, I'm going imagination skiing from here out...

here's some NEK stoke, no pics of course. so last night I get home, working late this week so I can be out of the office to go imagination skiing later, anyway, get home, there are 2 friggin dogs cozy'd up on my porch, its screened in. they're not my dogs, they are someone elses dogs. my lady tells me they followed her home, I asked if bears were following her too, she tried to slap me but I work out a lot so was quick enough to duck it. Come to find out we have a dog control officer in our town. mind you, my town is pretty small so I found this pretty incredible and also started to realize just how my property taxes are put to use, pretty cool. Back to the dogs, sorry. So Steve (the dog control officer) makes some calls, apparently this isn't the first time he's had to corral these 2 dogs and get them home. A few minutes go by, he calls back saying the owner will contact us and come pick them up, cool. I spent some time pretending a wooden block was a flashlight and a star(not at the same time) with my kid, phone rings, its the owner. Now, this is were it gets really f 'ed up. She tells us she's working, can't come get the dogs, she asks us to let them out and sternly tell them to go home. Now the wife has already given them a couple bones (which our dog didn't seem to pleased about) so I am the one who has to be "stern". Crazy right, she just wants us to send these dogs back out. So, I let em out off the porch and tell em to get the fuck home. the yellow one promptly runs into the garage and steals one of my shoes, it was an old shoe no biggy, but WTF! I end up chasing these 2 dogs across our field into the woods to get this old shoe. The yellow dog dropped it and they ran off into the dark. Another crazy fuckin night in the NEK

cross training. must have been damn cold running through all that snow with only one shoe!

Originally Posted by nihiles

cross training. must have been damn cold running through all that snow with only one shoe!

The worst part is, only having one shoe results in running in a big circle. So K-T had to make a round-about run to catch the dogs.

Originally Posted by nihiles

cross training. must have been damn cold running through all that snow with only one shoe!

only 4 or 5 inches of snow in the yard and it was an old shoe, not the ones on my feet, I use them kind of like slippers, you know, when you just keep stepping on the heel counter and flatten it out, not completely flat so you wouldn't want to walk all day with em, but just about perfect for running to the compost pile, getting the mail, throwing the flat socer ball for the dog, what have you

Fuck skiing:

This morning I got up and I could taste last nights beer from the Bloodweiser show I attended at the local metal bar. WTF? I didn't brush my teeth before going to bed? That's fucking gross. I laid there contemplating for a minute, Am I going to get a cavity? What else happened last night? Is my internet still broken because the GF forget to pay the bill? What is wrong with the cable company, she paid it and then it didn't blink right on, maybe it's my computer. I don't want to buy a new macbook pro, these things are too expensive and should last for 13 years like my car. Anyway, I stumble out of the bedroom and she's sitting there in the living room and the place is freaking spotless. The floor is mopped, and all my shit has been put into tidy piles and shit. I'm like, "Babe, what gives?" Turns out she couldn't sleep and just decided to clean the fuck out of my living room and kitchen. Countdown to not being able to find my shit, right? God my girlfriend is annoying. Anyway, I've been doing some work all morning and not thinking about skiing or pow or bigtime pow, and then I finally get on TGR for a looksy and Nihiles is talking about how many chicks he got this week. I can't believe he got a Macedonian. Did I ever tell you guys about the time I WENT to Macedonia? True story, I love that country. Anyway, hope he bagged that shit up because syphilis actually comes from the Mediterranean, I think it's origins are from Goats. Someone fucked one and then it got into the general population, and Macedonia is like super close to the Mediterranean but no longer borders it because Greece and WW1 and Global Warming.

dont blame WW1s problems on global warming. GW gets enough shit in its inbox from al gore.
additionally dont criticize my choice of bedroom attire, but i appreciate the heads up. next time you go drinking you can borrow my dental dam so you can keep the bad things out of your mouth.

ps we had a pet goat in college and no one got syphilis. posion ivy and fleas are my std's.

^^^Wow. Just wow.

biggest storm in ages and there comes a shock wave of way TMI.

Originally Posted by nihiles

dont blame WW1s problems on global warming. GW gets enough shit in its inbox from al gore.
additionally dont criticize my choice of bedroom attire, but i appreciate the heads up. next time you go drinking you can borrow my dental dam so you can keep the bad things out of your mouth.

ps we had a pet goat in college and no one got syphilis. posion ivy and fleas are my std's.

Pet goat in college? Pics or it didn't happen.

Page 243 what the fuck?!?!

And NEKers, good work brining teh funniez.

Dawn patrol at the bowl tomorrow. Should be rad.

It has arrived. Dumping in NVT.

Hey bloggers, I hear it's going to snow or something. Go ski somewhere.

I already did ski. My living room has been groomed to perfection.

^^^nice. i hope that drips down to SoVT

Originally Posted by ml242

Pet goat in college? Pics or it didn't happen.

bitch this is page 243 where the 2 stands for no pics necessary.

actually i dont have pics (pre-digital cameras) but there is 8mm video of him thats been edited into one of my movies. youll see it someday. its called BREAKSHIT. ask for it by name. the house was filled with goat shit, urine soaked carpets and hay sticking out from under the couch cushions. people were drinking red dog by the 30 pack, it was grimy.

Wow.

Didn't think the rest of the page could be topped, but you just did it nihiles. Congrats??

true, this the all text stoke and alternative east coast activity page. I forgot. But I hope you included the Y in that bitch, otherwise I'm going stab you.

Shit, Burke is opening an hour early tomorrow (8:00 instead of 9:00). That means I have to get up earlier to get my planned couple of pre-runs in.

cool to see Titus Mt. atop the snow lab over there -->

i love Titus

Stowe or Jay tomorrow. Big question. Anyone have any suggestions? I have a stowe pass, but I want the snow. Whos gonna get more.