Thread: PolyAssHat House Rules

1) If you constantly spew about how you love freedom except when it comes to somebody growing a plant in their house, then GTFO and STFU.

2) If you constantly ramble on about how all the conservitards are killing the enironment* but you have children, then GTFO and STFU.

3) If you can't comprehend the difference between a privilege and a right, then GTFO and STFU.

4) If you find yourself thinking about Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Glen Beck or Fox News every 8 seconds, then go to the nearest interstate and dash in front of a semi.



Feel free to add your own, then GTFO and STFU.





*If you're constantly pointing out typos and spelling errors, then GTFO and STFU.

This thread is overdue

If you constantly spew about freedom for gays and muslims and brown people but decsriminate against Christians using a bastardization of the establishment clause - GTFO!

If you think kids are bad for the planet but pets aren't STFU!

just a slight tweak...

Originally Posted by Jer

4) If you find yourself thinking about any politician or public figure every 8 seconds, then go to the nearest interstate and dash in front of a semi.

Originally Posted by Downbound Train

If you think kids are bad for the planet but pets aren't STFU!

That's sum good logic there. Neutered pets grow up to drive Explorers and build 5,000 sq/ft mansions and have 2.5 neutered per children to do same.

Don't understand basic logic? Reason escapes you? GTFO and STFU.

Besides DbT - the breeder thing doesn't apply to you. You are a GLOBAL WARMINGS!!! non-believer. It's kinda like when libs talk about having some kind of rudimentary moral code.

Your ego is confoundingly large.

Originally Posted by Downbound Train

If you constantly spew about freedom for gays and muslims and brown people but decsriminate against Christians using a bastardization of the establishment clause - GTFO!

If you think kids are bad for the planet but pets aren't STFU!

won't someone think of the poor persecuted Christians!?

Originally Posted by Adamantium

won't someone think of the poor persecuted Christians!?

Exactly, they shouldn't be regarded at all. Much like "gays and muslims and brown people." And yet, we make a specific point of tolerance for select groups.

Rule 6) If you are diluted enough to believe that only one side of the aisle is trying to fuck every single natural and government inflicted orifice on your body, STFU and GTFO.

diluted? lol.

And today, I would like to present a short Shania break.

Originally Posted by rideit

And today, I would like to present a short Shania break.

I totally see your point , and get where you're coming from.






A question, Isn't that Tae Leoni ?

Originally Posted by Jer

That's sum good logic there. Neutered pets grow up to drive Explorers and build 5,000 sq/ft mansions and have 2.5 neutered per children to do same.

Don't understand basic logic? Reason escapes you? GTFO and STFU.

Besides DbT - the breeder thing doesn't apply to you. You are a GLOBAL WARMINGS!!! non-believer. It's kinda like when libs talk about having some kind of rudimentary moral code.

If you have 2 kids you can drive a Prius. If you have 2 kids and a dog, you need to drive a Suburban. I rest my case.

One more question - do I have to wear pants to post here?

2) If you constantly ramble on about how all the conservitards are killing the enironment* but you have children, then GTFO and STFU.

actually, its been proven, that if you include the disposal of the battery in a hybrid, its worse for the environment than a suv; and its been written that a large dog has a larger carbon footprint than the typical suv and dont get me started on cow flatulence. its likely the nuclear family and a chevy tahoe are fairly equal to a prius driving couple with a couple of dogs.
if you really want to cut carbon pollution, you need to figure out how to tell the oceans to stop emitting it at far, far greater rates than anything man does.

4) If you find yourself thinking about Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Glen Beck or Fox News every 8 seconds, then go to the nearest interstate and dash in front of a semi.

now, personally; i've seen enough of palin for quite awhile and beck is on the edge(the world is not about to change forever tomorrow despite what he may use to prove his theory), bachman hasnt reached escape velocity yet. she's a tax attorney with some business experience w/ at least a decent idea of how one would really turn the US arounf. she certainly has as much experience as obama did in 2008, although that is definitely not saying much.

personally, i'm for newt. i've read 3 of his books and his solutions are well thought out and not something to fit in a 30 second sound bite.. he's the only one thats fought the liberals democrats, cut the budget and put in reforms. the rest of the field is going to spend 2 years figuring out how to get anything through congress.

Originally Posted by advres

diluted? lol.

Originally Posted by Jer

1) If you're constantly pointing out typos and spelling errors, then GTFO and STFU.

........

When the new asshat cop, Mr. Koff speaks, you better listen, foo!

Rule # 13 - No more talk of teh global warmingz.

When a tree falls in the forest it decomposes and releases CO2.

Therefore we must illegalize kids, dogs AND trees. And the ones that are already here must be launched into space to prevent thier decaying corpses from creating co2 here on earth.

If you can't agree with that then GTFO and STFU

So, let me get this straight. To keep from offending you dillweed's, we can't mention things that you can't understand?

For example,

Palin's general retardedness;
Bachmann's general dooshery;
Fox's general dishonesty;
Newt's general philandery;
AND, the overwhelming scientific evidence behind human-induced climate change;

Do I have that right?

But we can post pictures, out-the-ass, of our weaponry so that others know what a complete badass we are?

Got it. Carry on.

Originally Posted by Gape_Ape

Do I have a life?

No.



If you think ski season is a three day weekend at Ski Liberty, then GTFO and STFU and get a life.

Here's my new Savage 12BVSS:



Here's some 200 yard groups with the .260Rem (no load developement or anything serious, just testing pressure):




This little cutie got adopted along with her sister by two dudes last weekend - they were STOKED! (the kitties and the dudes):

5) If you live within 200 miles of this:



You are biased by the sheer fatness of your region and cannot think straight, therefore your opinions should be discounted.

Originally Posted by Jer

This little cutie got adopted along with her sister by two dudes last weekend - they were STOKED! (the kitties and the dudes):

CARBON...PURE CARBON!!!!

Yeah - but the two dudes who adopted them are gay. At least I don't have to worry about them making more worthless humans. I never said I'm anti-carbon, just anti-human.


If you are constantly complaining about how hate-filled the opposition is, then you wish death on somebody's kids - GTFO and STFU.

What's a rule?

Originally Posted by Jer

Yeah - but the two dudes who adopted them are gay. At least I don't have to worry about them making more worthless humans. I never said I'm anti-carbon, just anti-human.


If you are constantly complaining about how hate-filled the opposition is, then you wish death on somebody's kids - GTFO and STFU.

If humans are extinct, what's the point of giving a shit about the environment? STFU and STFO and GTFO and GTFU. If a planet exists with only nature and there are no humans to see it, does it exist? (If a tree falls in the forest)

Originally Posted by Jer

No.

If you think ski season is a three day weekend at Ski Liberty, then GTFO and STFU and get a life.

Here's my new Savage 12BVSS:



Here's some 200 yard groups with the .260Rem (no load developement or anything serious, just testing pressure):




This little cutie got adopted along with her sister by two dudes last weekend - they were STOKED! (the kitties and the dudes):

And this was in response to "oes Gape_Ape have a life?"

WHAT?

Guns and kittehs, that is what life is about.

Care to share any political insight or predictions you sad, sad man?