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  1. 04-28-2011, 10:52 AM #1
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    I was just almost killed...

    by some fucking moron who decided to hang cabinets on a wall that had no studs. I got up to go do something on a different computer literally 30 seconds before this came crashing down. Fuck that was scary shit.





    And people wonder why I like to work from my home suite instead of going into other peoples offices... FUCK!
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  2. 04-28-2011, 10:55 AM #2
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    I thought this was going to be about an irate husband.

    Glad you are OK
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  3. 04-28-2011, 10:58 AM #3
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    Good thing your ok, but the monitor and sunflower seeds didn't fare so well. Now it's time to find the installer and kick him in the nuts.
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  4. 04-28-2011, 11:02 AM #4
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    +++ for the cat.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.
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  5. 04-28-2011, 11:02 AM #5
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    FS: Slightly used monitor.
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  6. 04-28-2011, 11:03 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by teletripper View Post
    Good thing your ok, but the monitor and sunflower seeds didn't fare so well. Now it's time to find the installer and kick him in the nuts.
    Both monitors got crunched. The thing was loaded with firewire drives that the intern is going through now. 3 are already toast. Best part? The guy who hung them...it's HIS FUCKING OFFICE!!!! He had to be on set all week so they booked me to do all his projects while he was away. Maybe they were trying to tell me something.
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  7. 04-28-2011, 11:04 AM #7
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    tip: an avy transceiver makes a great stud finder.
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  8. 04-28-2011, 11:27 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    tip: an avy transceiver makes a great stud finder.
    I think you've got that backwards.
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    It is like Days of Our Lives', but with retards.
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  9. 04-28-2011, 11:36 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    tip: an avy transceiver makes a great stud finder.
    Nice one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by advres View Post
    Best part? The guy who hung them...it's HIS FUCKING OFFICE!!!!
    Wow, I mean that is.....just wow. Incredibly expensive, dangerous stupidity. Glad you are ok.
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  11. 04-28-2011, 11:40 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    I think you've got that backwards.
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  12. 04-28-2011, 11:42 AM #12
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    Glad you're ok... but I would have totally buried myself under all that shit and acted all injured and paralyzed and shit.

    Insurance scam jong!
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  13. 04-28-2011, 11:49 AM #13
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    Glad you're alright. Sunflower seeds make that pic.
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  14. 04-28-2011, 11:56 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Glad you're ok... but I would have totally buried myself under all that shit and acted all injured and paralyzed and shit.

    Insurance scam jong!
    Genius ... fake a head injury, collect a large sum, travel the country selling hats you've invented.
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  15. 04-28-2011, 12:01 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by tief schnee View Post
    Well aware.

    I was making a "I"M A TOTAL JONG" counter joke
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    ^^^

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  18. 04-28-2011, 12:13 PM #18
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    my first condo had a cabinet fall off the wall when i opened the door. The glasses came crashing down around my bare feet. That was some quality craftsmanship.
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  19. 04-28-2011, 12:20 PM #19
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    Glad you're okay, man. I guess gameface didn't make it out though, huh?
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  20. 04-28-2011, 12:46 PM #20
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    GameFace was obliterated when he posted in the thread originally started by advres called 'What's on your iphone' here in the padded room. This action caused a ripple in the space/time continuum and forced parallel universes to collide resulting in database corruption, lost posts, and the ability to rename the gameface account to advres.

    The cabinetry falling was the result of an aftershock.

    End of story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    GameFace was obliterated when he posted in the thread originally started by advres called 'What's on your iphone' here in the padded room. This action caused a ripple in the space/time continuum and forced parallel universes to collide resulting in database corruption, lost posts, and the ability to rename the gameface account to advres.

    The cabinetry falling was the result of an aftershock.

    End of story.
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  22. 04-28-2011, 02:02 PM #22
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    Wait I thought Gameface was CJ???
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  23. 04-28-2011, 02:05 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    Wait I thought Gameface was CJ???
    CJ is Hugh.

    Advres became 2turntables, I believe, something after that I think, then gameface, and now Advres.

    And Rontele is Anna Lee Stimulated
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  24. 04-28-2011, 02:12 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Advres became BagMy40oz, I believe, something after that I think, then gameface, and now Advres.
    Fixed it for you
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