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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shhhhhhhh View Post
    How come I can't do the nsa thing? It would be some much easier.

    Would you please be quiet?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  2. #152
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shhhhhhhh View Post
    I could use some help here.
    Castration or take 1/2 your current and future income and give it to your wife.

  3. #153
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    I think I/we can pull it off.

  4. #154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shhhhhhhh View Post
    I think I/we can pull it off.
    If you could pull it off you wouldn't be asking advice on TGR dude. Also, two married people are usually more likely to screw it up than 1. Twice the variables. If one gets caught you both do.

    Talk to your wife. Either ask for a divorce or ask for permission.

  5. #155
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    I been crazy, yes I've been a fool
    I've been crazy, ho-oh, all of my life
    Well I fell in love
    With another man's wife (3)
    Oh Lord
    Sho nuff I done
    Oh well

    --M. Morganfield

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss3mmkngYZI

  6. #156
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork
    Human love is very conditional- you want unconditional love, get a pet.


    Read the whole stupid thread and lol'd at this

  7. #157
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.
    pure gold.

    Seriously, I'll never understand if wife cheats on husband with dude, why the fuck does Husband contact dude? what possible reason?
    "Can't you see..."

  8. #158
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    Quote Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER View Post
    pure gold.

    Seriously, I'll never understand if wife cheats on husband with dude, why the fuck does Husband contact dude? what possible reason?
    I can think of one reason and one reason only. It doesn't usually end well.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  9. #159
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    PM advres


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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  10. #160
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I can think of one reason and one reason only. It doesn't usually end well.
    What's the reason?

  11. #161
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    I don't care if he has you on camera banging his wife like a youporn video. ADMIT NOTHING. DENY ALWAYS. That is the one thing that Clinton got right.
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    I don't care if he has you on camera banging his wife like a youporn video. ADMIT NOTHING. DENY ALWAYS. That is the one thing that Clinton got right.
    And look where it got him. still married to hillary


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


  13. #163
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    Quote Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER View Post
    pure gold.

    Seriously, I'll never understand if wife cheats on husband with dude, why the fuck does Husband contact dude? what possible reason?
    Cause he owns his wife. Other dude was messing with his property. Duh.

  14. #164
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I can think of one reason and one reason only. It doesn't usually end well.
    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    What's the reason?
    Anal

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    And look where it got him. still married to hillary
    solid point

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shhhhhhhh View Post
    I think I/we can pull it off.
    Open marriages almost never work out. Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Open marriages almost never work out.
    Anyone else have a story to share?Tippster? You have your hand up?

  18. #168
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    Not me. I married my trophy wife first. I know what side my bread is buttered on.

  19. #169
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Not me. I married my trophy wife first. I know what side my bread is buttered on.
    Do you prefer butter side up or down?
    You are what you eat.
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    There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.

  20. #170
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    I am now in my 40s and before 40 no divorces... Now is a diff story... The short of it is I had buddies who went fishing, skiing, watched football with the boys and did everything but hang out with their wife... They would talk about how great their wife was when fucked up to only get asked for a divorce or find out she was banging someone else... The short of the story is if you are taking care of home no worries... If no than someone else will... And if that is the case don't blame anyone else...

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    That's a cop out, too. If you aren't happy in your marriage, deal with it like a grown up. If it needs to end, end it before looking for something else...

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    PREACH

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Open marriages almost never work out. Good luck.
    I'd use the multitude of non-functioning search functions here to find the thread where both you and I said the same, but it'd be as useless as advocating an open marriage.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Open marriages almost never work out. Good luck.
    Marriages almost never work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    Marriages almost never work out.
    Banging other people doesn't generally help the success rate though.

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