T/R: Extreme Esoteric Escapades in the Espace Killy's Elysian Fields

**Misty_Fly** · 04-04-2011, 07:28 AM

A Tune to hold your hand and make you wish your life was as awesome as mine:
Crystal Fighters: At Home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruakM...eature=related

The snow in the Alps is terrible. The Espace Killy is a lame area with no good terrain, a dirth of decent snow, populated exclusively by gapers from Fulham wearing gilets talking about the "classic banter" of their big night out on the Kings Road. Avoid this nightmare by buying some proper montagnard outerwear, preferably by Norrona and/or Sweet Protection, and head to Chamonix, Verbier, Andermatt or Engelberg where you can queue for hours with hundreds of like-minded shredders for first lift on a powder day and then relive your radness in the bar afterwards at high volume while stroking your authentic Scandinavian beard.

The homosexual montagnard cowboy JPM came

See what I mean about the terrain? Rubbish

Snow was shite

So I keep my speed to a minimum to avoid sharks

Jensen works on his "lookback" and basetan at altitude, hoping to hypnotise you with his pants

Jensen recovered his shirt and dressed impeccably for lunch

He too was horrified by the conditions

JPM put on a brave face

NOT stoked

**Misty_Fly** · 04-04-2011, 07:35 AM

We went for a stroll

The Boring Bootpack

Mind numbing mini-golf

I was so bored I disappeared

JPM dropped in to show willing

I followed the righteous path to the park to see if being ignant was any more fun

It wasn't. The hottub was cold and my beer was warm. Where are the babes?

**Misty_Fly** · 04-04-2011, 07:48 AM

We decided to turn things up a notch so we threw on a heavier tune and jumped around.
Nero: Guilt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_2Z32qCYBg

JPM tests it out with some nice airborne mariokart steeze

Ben spins in a desperate attempt to keep himself entertained

I stifle a yawn.

And the bulletproof landing shakes me from my slumber

Visibility was so bad at times we couldn't even see where we were going

Ben decided he might be able to see more clearly upside-down

Jensen was frustrated by the conditions

Which continued to deteriorate

This wasn't funny

Skiing is lame. JPM is quitting

What a waste of time and money. Next time I'm going to Butlins.

**subtle plague** · 04-04-2011, 08:02 AM

enigmatic title enhancement enforces elusive reply!

**Arno** · 04-04-2011, 08:04 AM

from your comments in the Snow for the Euros thread I was expecting Scandi babes
money back please

**Misty_Fly** · 04-04-2011, 08:08 AM

There were going to be but she said if I put them on the internets she would revoke my rights to go to Butlins

Can't jeopardise that I'm afraid

**grskier** · 04-04-2011, 08:50 AM

Nice work....

**Arno** · 04-04-2011, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by Misty_Fly

There were going to be but she said if I put them on the internets she would revoke my rights to go to Butlins

Can't jeopardise that I'm afraid

fairy snuff although replacing them with pics of topless blokes is a bit much

anyways, enough of that - this is top quality euro-stoke, of which there has been precious little this year

**Misty_Fly** · 04-04-2011, 03:11 PM

but... but i included a picture of me shredding the park in oversized flourescent clothing originally made for participants of the quasi-identical sport of basketball...

Tall tees and naked dudes in the hottub: I thought that's what everyone on TGR was into? *I even shaved my chest!

*I haven't got to the chest hair stage yet