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    random quote or thought

    i thought it might be interesting to make a thread where everyone posts a quote or thought the more random the better it can be in context or not which ever is funnier
    no that i cant think of anything funny to start with oh well so lets see what happens if it sux i will delete later
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkid
    i thought it might be interesting to make a thread where everyone posts a quote or thought the more random the better it can be in context or not which ever is funnier
    no that i cant think of anything funny to start with oh well so lets see what happens if it sux i will delete later

    Not only was this not funny, but it might have been the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board. I hope that god will spare you the wrath you so richly deserve and will only smite you dead instead of torturing you forever in the bowels of hades with a neverending Wham concert.


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    Thank god Odin never starts threads out of utter impulse! and a for good measure.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Not only was this not funny, but it might have been the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board. I hope that god will spare you the wrath you so richly deserve and will only smite you dead instead of torturing you forever in the bowels of hades with a neverending Wham concert.

    Well that was random.

    SaAaD (and needing to hold Odin to release the hate),
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Not only was this not funny, but it might have been the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board. I hope that god will spare you the wrath you so richly deserve and will only smite you dead instead of torturing you forever in the bowels of hades with a neverending Wham concert.

    now thats funny you said bowels of hades luckily i have already escaped those bowels thanks to the sparrow king for showing me the way
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    Thank god Odin never starts threads out of utter impulse! and a for good measure.

    I will take my lesson from the sad spermy and shut the fuck up.

    Hold me Gin.

    Release my hate and activate LOOOOOVE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkid
    now thats funny you said bowels of hades luckily i have already escaped those bowels thanks to the sparrow king for showing me the way
    Now I'm really frightened. Like Bride of Chucky frightened.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    I will take my lesson from the sad spermy and shut the fuck up.

    Hold me Gin.

    Release my hate and activate LOOOOOVE!

    Now that you mention it...what does the sperm really mean? I mean...does it hold meaning or is it just swimming along, unhappy?
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
    Now I'm really frightened. Like Bride of Chucky frightened.
    what about seed of chucky

    get a load of chucky thats pure comedy
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    do chickens go through menopause
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    I think the spermy is sad because he found out where he was, and it rectum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    I think the spermy is sad because he found out where he was, and it rectum.
    Why do bad threads happen to good posts?

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    My niece went to Disneyland and said she saw Shrek doing Cinderella from behind in the restroom.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin
    Not only was this not funny, but it might have been the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board. I hope that god will spare you the wrath you so richly deserve and will only smite you dead instead of torturing you forever in the bowels of hades with a neverending Wham concert.

    "Wake me up, before you go-go..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    My niece went to Disneyland and said she saw Shrek doing Cinderella from behind in the restroom.
    did he give her the donkey punch
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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