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Thread: What are you giving up for LENT?
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03-07-2011, 10:27 AM #1
chicken skin suit
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What are you giving up for LENT?
I am going to continue masturbating, just not furiously> I am going to masurbate JOYFULLY for 40 days.
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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03-07-2011, 10:50 AM #2
Sharp as a bowling ball.
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That sounds totally reasonable Larry. Well played.
I hadn't thought about giving anything up (mainly because I'm not religious anymore) but in the interest of participating in this important thread I think I'll give up hateful interweb pr0n. I'll try to stick to nice sweet interweb pr0n. So no SM/BD. No dwarfs. No fisting. Gang bangs. 2 girls 1 cup. Weird asian stuff. Wow, wait a sec... I'm not totally sure I can do this.Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
Cletus: Duly noted.
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03-07-2011, 10:56 AM #3
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They had a blind climber on the radio during the interview asked him how he went blind he replied "masturbation , i was only gona do it till i needed glasses but i didnt stop in time "
do you wear glasses Larry ?
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03-07-2011, 10:58 AM #4
"The Harmonizer"
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Loafers...
Originally Posted by OldLarry
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-07-2011, 11:30 AM #5
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Religion. Originally Posted by OldLarry
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03-07-2011, 11:41 AM #6spook Guest
imaginary friends who think i'm special and died for me.
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03-07-2011, 11:42 AM #7
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Gasoline. That shit has gotten to be too expensive, so I'm letting my friends drive me around.
Johnny's only sin was dispair
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03-07-2011, 11:59 AM #8
I <3 Cornhole
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Stop signs.
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid.
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03-07-2011, 12:03 PM #9
Banned
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Flying.......
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03-07-2011, 12:10 PM #10
paddles with 1.95 arms
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Hookers 'n blow.
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03-07-2011, 01:08 PM #11
chicken skin suit
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thick as coke bottles
No Roger, No Rerun, No Rent
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03-07-2011, 01:16 PM #12jgb@etree Guest
Dry aged beef & caviar.
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03-07-2011, 01:18 PM #13
Hunkerin down on dem rims
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I'm obviously NOT giving up posting at TGR.
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03-07-2011, 01:20 PM #14
Hunkerin down on dem rims
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I will be giving up the act of beating up hobos. And... what the hell... I'll give up running for Senate as a Republican, too. However, right after Easter, it's back to hobo beating and financially raping the poor for me!
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03-07-2011, 01:22 PM #15
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You gone crazy? Originally Posted by jgb@etree
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03-07-2011, 01:22 PM #16
You Guys Riding?
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Charlie Sheen ain't giving up shit, and neither am I. Viva the Ma-Sheen!
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03-07-2011, 01:23 PM #17
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well you got no warning device Originally Posted by OldLarry
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03-07-2011, 01:35 PM #18
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Pooping.
Originally Posted by Captain Koons
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03-07-2011, 02:34 PM #19
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catholicism
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03-07-2011, 02:42 PM #20
caught inside
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My vow of chastity in regards to Nuns.
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03-07-2011, 02:54 PM #21
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cynical Catholic comment
I still call it The Jake.
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03-07-2011, 02:55 PM #22
grindah stealie
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i gave up lent.
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03-07-2011, 03:04 PM #23
animal noise
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I'm going all out this year. I'm giving up satanic rituals, having sex with small children and "your mom" jokes.
Living vicariously through myself.
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03-07-2011, 03:15 PM #24
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i'm giving up letting bigoted jerk offs harsh my vibe for 40 days. who cares if some pple want to pray to the guy in the sky thier way. not my thing but it doesnt hurt me either. would you jack offs make fun of jews this way?> How about moslems? How about wiccans? personally id' like to pray to Ullr and the park crew but theres not much of a church for that these days. go easy you jackoffs.
i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!
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03-07-2011, 04:12 PM #25
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I make fun of everyone equally, especially my jewish friends who keep kosher and won't eat bacon or shellfish because their religion told them so. I do laugh in their faces, and they understand. Originally Posted by newschoolerz
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