Colin Farrel ripping on Bono's iPod commercial and new song = priceless.

Rummy skit at opener really good too - "Pff, you pussies don't need armor!!"

Small of back tattoo remover always a favorite.

Scissor Sisters are gay.

Farrell's comments on 'Alexander' were spot-on and hilarious.

Lindsey Lohan has nice boobs, even if she is only 17, I'd still bang her.

that is all.