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  1. 12-29-2010, 02:42 PM #1
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    Great Insult Names: Theme of Douche

    I'll kick this off with the following:

    Douchey Doucheavitch

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  2. 12-29-2010, 02:43 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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  6. 12-29-2010, 04:02 PM #6
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  7. 12-29-2010, 04:03 PM #7
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  10. 12-29-2010, 04:09 PM #10
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  11. 12-29-2010, 04:32 PM #11
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  12. 12-29-2010, 04:46 PM #12
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  13. 12-29-2010, 05:00 PM #13
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  14. 12-29-2010, 05:07 PM #14
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    when it's totally played out: gunit130
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  15. 12-29-2010, 05:22 PM #15
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  16. 12-29-2010, 05:33 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by boltonoutlaw View Post
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  17. 12-29-2010, 06:27 PM #17
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    Can't believe it hasn't been said.

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  18. 12-29-2010, 06:44 PM #18
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    As usual, you all suck.

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    Just started reading "Assholes Finish First" and came across this gem...

    "...the guy could not have been any more of a douche if his chest cavity was filled with vinegar and had a plastic nozzle sticking out of his head."
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  20. 12-29-2010, 08:58 PM #20
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  21. 12-29-2010, 09:08 PM #21
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  22. 12-29-2010, 09:25 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.
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  23. 12-30-2010, 10:31 AM #23
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    Courtesy of The Boy:

    I was at the store the other day and noticed that some douchebags come in a box. So allow me to propose: Douchebox.
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  24. 12-30-2010, 10:54 AM #24
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    space douche?

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  25. 12-30-2010, 11:49 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crock View Post
    El Doucherino
    Or just The Dou, if you're into the whole brevity thing.


    And...this guy.

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