Thread: IS THERE ANYTHING RONG WITH GETTING A BONER IN A YOGA CLASS?

wELL, I did my very first yoga class today. lets say it was exciting. im not much of a person to work out a ton and hit the weights and do all the muscle guy type of stuff. so i decided to try a yoga class at my local gym. i really wanted to improve my flexability and lengthen m;y muscles so i can get better rotations anmd be able to lossen up my body more during big jumps.

so i get to the gym after signing up the day before. it was $15 bucks to do the first 3 classes and then i have the option to join for a month of class. i figured it was good to just try the first 3 class before i decide to do this for a whoel month. the gym i goto is mostly muscleheads and filled with guys that just want to "pump up" and get huge. screw that. im a skier and need tthe most flexability i can get and the most endurance. so my boy jay that hits the gym ocasionally with me told me about the classes that go on during our usual workout. he tried it for the 3 day period and luved it. "great stretching and great looking ladies" he said. told me i would love it. goood motivation and a graet way to clear the mind. cool. so i signed myself up and got started. my first day was this morning and i gotta admit i was quite nervous.

so i walk into the gym and see the people in the airobics room already warming up. all women. they are all chatting and getting ready for the class to start. oh crap, i'm the only guy. im there freaking out because here i am with a bunch of really good looking ladies in tights and skimpy shorts and im the only guy in the room. cool. so i tried to act cool and started stretching out by the stereo. they had some good tunes pumping so i was getting into the whole vibe. a little hip hop and some really good looking ladies was jsut what i needed. i was nervous though. i dont think ive ever been the only guy in a room with a bunch of super hot looking babes.

so the instructor comes up to me and asks my name and then checks me off. i ask her if i;ll be ok and she says of course so. after all it was a beginners yoga. i talked with her a little longer and told her iwas a skier and was looking to up my game in the jumps and pow this year. really wanted to improve my flex and quickness.

she said she would help me work on it and would do whatver it takes to achieve my goals. OH YEAH!!! ok, maybe i gots a little excited because this chick was turning my green light on. it took a minute to realize it, but i was pitching a tent and it wasn't time to break down camp anytime soon!!!! crap. when i finally realizedc what was going on, i smoothly walked over to the back of the room and pretended to strech out a little more. i dont think i was seen byt anybody. everyone seemd to be doing there own thing and not paying attention to me and the instructor.

cool, im in the clear. i dont think the instructor realized i was sporting wood either. so a minuyte or two after i got back into my spot they started the class. one of the first moves or stretches was the "sitting dog" or somethingn like that. something dog. anyways, everyone in front of me were bending over dramatically on all fours and i had 11 butts staring me in the face. yeah, big time boner. couldnt help this one. then the instructor told everyone to lean backwards and really feel the stretch. Oh my god!! spandex and stretchy pants were stretched to the max. some of the girls wearing short spandex shorts were showing a little too much. i could not get mr. peter to rest. in fact i couldn't even perform the stretches because the tent wasnt popping down. crap. well to make a long story short, the stretches continued and the dilema stayed the same for me. so i pretended to just go along with the flow. i was stuck with a boner in yoga and will probbly drop out the next two classes. i couldnt get my mind off the sexy bods and the erotic stretches. wasnt really exericise for me, it was more like soft porn. damn. ok, i cant wait til next class

yeahhh. that's grrrrreat.

why didnt you go for the ol' tuck up?

Originally Posted by Powdurr

why didnt you go for the ol' tuck up?

yeah, come on where's the resourcefulness

Originally Posted by Powdurr

why didnt you go for the ol' tuck up?

ooohhhhh, thats a good one. i did the "pretend like you are scratching" to " grab the rabbit and punch it" move a couple times. the 'ol tuck up works well too. except if it gets caught up in clothing.
ok, this is getting sick.

thats good shit dude. im always checkin out the biotches in the yoga classes at my campus gym when im workin out. i say god damn!!

but seriously. next time it happens you just gotta go with the flow. if any of the girls look, all you gotta say is: "Dont act like your not impressed." gets 'em every time!

You are KILLING me! Get a life dude. Yoga is about unification of mind, body and spirit. Close your eyes and CONCENTRATE! That is NOT the muscle you're supposed to be stretching. Next thing you know you'll be writing poems for the instructor and reading them aloud in class! By the way... When I took a yoga class, I too was the only guy. One of the classes was dedicated to massage techniques and the instructor chose me to demonstrate on! Try to control yourself while a beautiful woman is rubbing your buns and 20 young babes look on.... Good luck on the next class.

Oh my God, as usual you come up with a horrible post, but at the same time, BBBWWWWAAAHHH!!!!!!!! That is soooo bad, but it still makes me go, BBBBWWWWAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmm thats good to know I have my first class coming up next week. I'd try spankin it before hand.

I can't believe none of the spelling Nazi's didn't call him on "rong."


Still, funny shit.

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Can we get back to the stoke? Is snow really so sparse that we are posting threads about popping wood during yoga class?

Originally Posted by wahama88

Can we get back to the stoke? Is snow really so sparse that we are posting threads about popping wood during yoga class?

Yes......!

Bullshit, never do you listen to hiphop during yoga.

Originally Posted by Powdurr

why didnt you go for the ol' tuck up?

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This thread is worthless without pics.

Originally Posted by Summit

This thread is worthless without pics.

This thread would be even more worthless with pics.

[QUOTE=maddog]You are KILLING me! Get a life dude. Yoga is about unification of mind, body and spirit. Close your eyes and CONCENTRATE! QUOTE]


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.yer gay!

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Originally Posted by maddog

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NOW I know what I wanted to post......

[QUOTE=Zeedashbo]

Originally Posted by maddog

You are KILLING me! Get a life dude. Yoga is about unification of mind, body and spirit. Close your eyes and CONCENTRATE! QUOTE]


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I just shat.! I'm pissing kronenbourg from my nose!!!

You're welcome in my local any time.

funny stuff, nothing like a barking dog to get yer guy moving

You guys should try Y'rope. I was in Switzerland, the German bit. Went down to the hotel Sauna after a good day on the slopes. Nice and relaxing, just me until four young hardbody babes turn up.... as you may know people go in the buff in Saunas on the other side of the pond.

Originally Posted by davidof

You guys should try Y'rope. I was in Switzerland, the German bit. Went down to the hotel Sauna after a good day on the slopes. Nice and relaxing, just me until four young hardbody babes turn up.... as you may know people go in the buff in Saunas on the other side of the pond.

heyyy, those are swedish babes.

i've been looking for a sauna like that in switzerland. usually there are just old fat men and women. the kind you dont want so see.

Originally Posted by HRDCORESNOWRIDE

im there freaking out because here i am with a bunch of really good looking ladies in tights and skimpy shorts.

Try sweatpants.