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  1. #1
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    Whistler Ski/Board School - WTF!

    Dear Whistler Ski and Board School,

    You know those stereotypes about dumbfu#ks of the ski and board type - Why do you encourage them?

    Tuesday, I'm on Blackcomb, cruising a groomer to get back to my bro, come over a crest, and there's 6-8 boarders all listening to an instructor hanging in the middle of the trail, below where they can be seen. WTF - is the "stay on the side, and not over a crest" a mystery to WB boarding instructors? Ever heard that one before? WTF?

    Yesterday, coming over by the t-bar off Glacier chair, and some dumb-fuck boarder is telling his buddies to pull out the reflector and put it at a 45 degree so he can stomp it, and they're accompanied by a boarding instructor. What I would have given for patrol to come by. Reflector = safety when you can't see shit which is normal there. Asshole.

    Today, on the way to Robertsons, take a fast right onto the track into the glades, and there's 6 torons stopped in three tracks listening to a ski instructor telling them how to ski crud. WTF? Isn't the first lesson not to stop in the middle of the track? WTF? Dear Ms Instructor - tell instructing torons NOT to stop in middle of track(s) when others are trying to come through. WTF?

    Anyway, needed to rant - WTF Whistler Ski and Snowboard school -seemingly no clue whatsoever.

  2. #2
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    Feb 2005
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    Vancouver BC
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    At least they no longer try to grab first chair on powder days using the ski school line.

  3. #3
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    Bring an airhorn and sharpen up those poles
    Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
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    New England
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus Farcisimus View Post
    Bring an airhorn and sharpen up those poles
    ^This, and stop saying "bro"

    You're welcome
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