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    WORST chairs in the US

    I'll start, That chair at Loveland that brings you across the parking lot.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Supreme or Wildcat at Alta. Peruvian at Snowbird.

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    "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where our souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--confront yourself--with the greatest fear imaginable. Expose yourself to your deepest fear. After that, fear has no power, and fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." -Jim Morrison

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    Okay, I don't know what's worse, the chair, or the fact that I've ridden it, but there's this chair that goes between 2 different parts of Mountain Creek and it moves slower than I could walk. In ski boots. Through the snow.

    Well, pretty much everything about that place is shitty, but this really took the cake.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I'll start, That chair at Loveland that brings you across the parking lot.
    When is the last time that chair operated?
    I've never seen it spinning.

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    Nugget Chair. At Boreal.

    It was, quite literally, the shortest chair in the world for a long time, until it was beaten out by one in Japan.

    Good to teach children on though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al_Rouse View Post
    When is the last time that chair operated?
    I've never seen it spinning.
    Me either. I'd be surprised to hear that they run that.

    I'm pretty sure almost ALL the worst chairs are in the midwest. You guys are spoiled. But they're better than nothing!!!

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    Bruno's chair at Timberline.

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    sonnet on mount ashland. the terrain isn't even steep enough for beginners to learn on...

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    Brooks chair at stevens pass. Goes nowhere, and does so reeeeeeeeeeeeeallly slowly
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    This would be a terrible chair

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    Alta rope tow, when used as a chair, is uncomfortable.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I'll start, That chair at Loveland that brings you across the parking lot.
    Funny, I was thinking Chair 2 at Loveland, when riding it from top to bottom.

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    The Geronimo Triple at Sunrise. A solid 25-30 minutes to access 1100' vert of Northern Arizona's finest snow.
    We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Alta rope tow, when used as a chair, is uncomfortable.

    Crying.

    Hands down winner of Gaper of the year
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    Pomerelle Mountain, in general.
    Has anyone else actually braved this atrocity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterscotch View Post
    The Geronimo Triple at Sunrise. A solid 25-30 minutes to access 1100' vert of Northern Arizona's finest snow.
    That sounds like the quad at Burke. It really doesn't go that far, but is very slow and holy fuck my spleen is starting to freeze cold.

    then again, it keeps the goods from getting overcrowded, so maybe its actually a great chair.
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    If any yoopers know the Voyagers Highway Quad at Indianhead in Wakefield... that was shitty when I was 5, 20 years ago, and I guess it's still around

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    The double chair that functions as a single chair from the parking lot of Mt. Baldy in SoCal. Painfully slow and kills the buzz on a pow day if you don't get in line early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crass3000 View Post
    I'm pretty sure almost ALL the worst chairs are in the midwest.
    QFT - Cannonsburg Quad = non-detachable "high-speed" quad that leave you with bruised hamstrings

    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Alta rope tow, when used as a chair, is uncomfortable.

    Hilarious when it lifts him up

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    The Griz chair at Snowbowl always pissed me off. That thing can't spin any slower.

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    the gondola that takes you from the parking lot to the bottom of the mountain at brek. fuck that fucking fucked up POS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dumpy View Post
    That sounds like the quad at Burke. It really doesn't go that far, but is very slow and holy fuck my spleen is starting to freeze cold.

    then again, it keeps the goods from getting overcrowded, so maybe its actually a great chair.
    Nah. Burke is cool and that chair does access some good stuff. The Geronimo chair probably accesses the best terrain on the mountain (this of course is relative) and you have to watch it go by very slowly.

    I think the old Deer Park chair at Bridger deserves honorable mention, even though it accessed great terrain and was never crowded. But for the year that they only loaded every other chair because it couldn't handle full capacity and was so old that they couldn't get any spare parts -- pretty sketch.
    We heard you in our twilight caves, one hundred fathom deep below, for notes of joy can pierce the waves, that drown each sound of war and woe.

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    somebody please get that fkn gaper his own thread
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    It's funny how americans like to complain about their lifts... Your oldest lift is younger than the average of lifts in yurrp.

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