Tha Cartell

[gunit130]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT SON!!!

YOU DUN IT NOW.

YOU GONNA GET RAPED.

[gunit130]

I was just surfin' da net one day when I found this place
I started posting, and what a disgrace
I asked a question about snow
and this guy who was on blow
had an emotional fit
when I said his skis were shit

his gay lover
who acted undercover
always came to his side
but mostly just after he lied

they both were complete losers
their only friends were the schmoozers
those who had not learned
just waiting to be burned


so when we're not skiing,
we get laughs by pulling their chain
which isn't difficult
when your prey is that lame
all the profits go up their nose
and when that's all gone
they'll give more maggots the hose

so yes, it's fun
prodding at the coke snorters
posting live and direct from
The Colorado Cartel Headquarters

Goddamn necka, you gonna need to turn that into real music!

Love to see that as a rap video like Brad Holmes did in Global Storming...

[gunit130]

the hate... it's just gone too far.






















still waiting on the music vid though

[gunit130]

Originally Posted by splat View Post
Here's your backstory, Gaper....blurred and summit got to tag along on a story for powder that I was writing about six or seven years ago. The only reason I invited them was because they were such fucktards on powder's forums, I thought skiing with them would somehow influence them to act like normal maggots. My mistake. If they got the best shot for the story, their shot could accompany the story. And they could be in Powder. I traveled a couple thousand miles to Durango and back, put them up in my hotel room and told them it was $100 a head for the cat trip into the Wimenuche Wilderness. Having traveled some distance and put it all together, the guide and I rode that cat for free. When they found out the total was $300 for the trip and they had paid for it, they have been throwing the same shitfit on the forums since. Like six or seven years. They just cling to that shit and exaggerate the fuck out of anything that might make me look bad because I call out blurred for his alias bullshit. I was into travel and hotel about $1,500 for a story that would pay about $300 (this is why I hardly ever write anymore, I don't need to pay to be published. But it is a lot like making skis for no pay ). It is simply their style to take any little thing they can and blow it beyond out of proportion if you challenge their internet misbehavior, kinda like two year olds. I'm the guy willing to take the low blows these fucktards deal for the sake of the sane people who post here.

Shit, the only reason I took the mod job was because summit had volunteered for it and people were pm'ing and calling me to take it before summit handed the keys to the mod panel to blurred. I figured TGR420 had no clue of what they have pulled on forums in the past or was aware of blurred's multiple alias personality disorder, so I told 420 I'd take it. This is something that makes them seethe, I'm sure - someone in a mod position who knows their true nature. These two fucks, plus their like-minded pal jer (how they found someone as fucked up as them blows my mind but hey, it's the internet) make a conscious choice perpetuate the hate rather than act like the mostly well-intentioned majority of maggots on the board. I've never seen either of them support or help any maggot charity or cause, or give condolences to a maggot who has died, or has had a friend who died or any other maggot-oriented cause that has been posted here on the board. The self-centered selfishness they project is unbelievable for the mag crew in general and especially for those who've been around a while. I guess the awesomeness of their words and those of their aliases are enough to make them think they can rule TGR through a bit of stoke and a barrage of nuclear hate inducing posts. They think they can slander me from standing up to the alias bullshit they have been posting for years to build up their own deluded egos, but it ain't gonna happen. They'll do their level best to destroy my business to soothe the sickness they carry, but that won't silence me a bit.

What it really boils down to is that if someone supports the blurred/jer/summit fucktard cartel, I don't want their business. Plain and simple. But the customers I've had time and again over the years have said they can't stand the idiots, so I don't see me losing a thing. And when they get banned from here, there's a pretty good chance I won't even be the one who pulls the trigger.

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