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Thread: Tha Cartell
11-05-2010, 01:30 PM #1
Are you pro or anti?
11-05-2010, 01:37 PM #2
11-05-2010, 01:54 PM #3gunit130 Guest
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT SON!!!
YOU DUN IT NOW.
YOU GONNA GET RAPED.
Last edited by gunit130; 11-10-2010 at 03:20 PM.
11-05-2010, 02:43 PM #4
Just chillin' at the HQ yo.
11-05-2010, 03:22 PM #5
Splat is sooooo going to ban you.I still call it The Jake.
11-05-2010, 03:23 PM #6
I'll be at the HQ tomorrow
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11-05-2010, 03:27 PM #7
11-05-2010, 06:11 PM #8
Hey yo - dis iz da Mouth Piece
Sum punkass old geezer tried ta dump on me man
But I ain't goin' out like dat
Call up da Cartel
Git sum shit
An' let's ROLL!
11-06-2010, 12:24 AM #9
I was just surfin' da net one day when I found this place
I started posting, and what a disgrace
I asked a question about snow
and this guy who was on blow
had an emotional fit
when I said his skis were shit
his gay lover
who acted undercover
always came to his side
but mostly just after he lied
they both were complete losers
their only friends were the schmoozers
those who had not learned
just waiting to be burned
so when we're not skiing,
we get laughs by pulling their chain
which isn't difficult
when your prey is that lame
all the profits go up their nose
and when that's all gone
they'll give more maggots the hose
so yes, it's fun
prodding at the coke snorters
posting live and direct from
The Colorado Cartel Headquarters
11-06-2010, 09:44 AM #10
I liked the use of "coke snorters - headquarters." Actually googled the phrase to see if it had been used before by Eminem or 50 Cent, but it appears to be a Blurred original."Buy the Fucking Plane Tickets!"
-- Jack Tackle
11-07-2010, 05:38 PM #11
Pants = pissed.
Ho Lee Fuk!
11-07-2010, 05:39 PM #12gunit130 Guest
11-07-2010, 06:08 PM #13
11-07-2010, 06:12 PM #14
11-08-2010, 08:34 AM #15Registered User
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
- boy's club
that rap should DEFINITELY be in TBC4
11-08-2010, 11:41 PM #16
fuck you gray pube old geriatrics,
you're shit is so old, just played out theatrics
I'm not naming no names,
you're all fucking lames
you can't understand rap,
so I use it to shame
you dumb fucking posers
for you I shall blame
the game being so fucked
and no where legit
you spread toxic lies
in your mouth I do shit
cuz this ain't about beef,
this is about old never has beens,
don't give us no grief
I bust my nut all over your mommas teeth
Blurred out from the HQ, nigga
Last edited by Blurred; 11-09-2010 at 07:38 AM.
11-30-2010, 07:10 PM #17gunit130 Guest
the hate... it's just gone too far.
still waiting on the music vid though
11-30-2010, 07:19 PM #18gunit130 GuestOriginally Posted by splat View Post
Here's your backstory, Gaper....blurred and summit got to tag along on a story for powder that I was writing about six or seven years ago. The only reason I invited them was because they were such fucktards on powder's forums, I thought skiing with them would somehow influence them to act like normal maggots. My mistake. If they got the best shot for the story, their shot could accompany the story. And they could be in Powder. I traveled a couple thousand miles to Durango and back, put them up in my hotel room and told them it was $100 a head for the cat trip into the Wimenuche Wilderness. Having traveled some distance and put it all together, the guide and I rode that cat for free. When they found out the total was $300 for the trip and they had paid for it, they have been throwing the same shitfit on the forums since. Like six or seven years. They just cling to that shit and exaggerate the fuck out of anything that might make me look bad because I call out blurred for his alias bullshit. I was into travel and hotel about $1,500 for a story that would pay about $300 (this is why I hardly ever write anymore, I don't need to pay to be published. But it is a lot like making skis for no pay ). It is simply their style to take any little thing they can and blow it beyond out of proportion if you challenge their internet misbehavior, kinda like two year olds. I'm the guy willing to take the low blows these fucktards deal for the sake of the sane people who post here.
Shit, the only reason I took the mod job was because summit had volunteered for it and people were pm'ing and calling me to take it before summit handed the keys to the mod panel to blurred. I figured TGR420 had no clue of what they have pulled on forums in the past or was aware of blurred's multiple alias personality disorder, so I told 420 I'd take it. This is something that makes them seethe, I'm sure - someone in a mod position who knows their true nature. These two fucks, plus their like-minded pal jer (how they found someone as fucked up as them blows my mind but hey, it's the internet) make a conscious choice perpetuate the hate rather than act like the mostly well-intentioned majority of maggots on the board. I've never seen either of them support or help any maggot charity or cause, or give condolences to a maggot who has died, or has had a friend who died or any other maggot-oriented cause that has been posted here on the board. The self-centered selfishness they project is unbelievable for the mag crew in general and especially for those who've been around a while. I guess the awesomeness of their words and those of their aliases are enough to make them think they can rule TGR through a bit of stoke and a barrage of nuclear hate inducing posts. They think they can slander me from standing up to the alias bullshit they have been posting for years to build up their own deluded egos, but it ain't gonna happen. They'll do their level best to destroy my business to soothe the sickness they carry, but that won't silence me a bit.
What it really boils down to is that if someone supports the blurred/jer/summit fucktard cartel, I don't want their business. Plain and simple. But the customers I've had time and again over the years have said they can't stand the idiots, so I don't see me losing a thing. And when they get banned from here, there's a pretty good chance I won't even be the one who pulls the trigger.
11-30-2010, 07:32 PM #19
I think Splat later admitted he'd been on a 3 day paranoia induced coke bender during the writing of that.
11-30-2010, 07:57 PM #20
Ok I voted. Can You super-size my fries free?
12-01-2010, 05:10 PM #21
I'm still waiting to be sued for slander by PM Gear and Stratos Shocks. Is Stratos even in business any more?
12-02-2010, 10:03 AM #22
Area 51 represent!!!!11!11!!!i dont slay ur groomerz with teh steeze so dont carve corduroy in r park nOOb!
my arsenal !: 4FRNT CRJ : Armada Pipecleaners : Salomon 1080 Gun Lab : Rossignol Scratch FS : Salomon Yellow 1080s : Rossignol Powair : Elan SCX : K2 Extremes (4 versions)
12-10-2010, 05:18 PM #23
12-13-2010, 07:36 AM #24
GUNIT:Thanks for the history re: histrionics. Doesn't surprise me at all...those guys act like their dicks are the size of well-used lipstick.
12-13-2010, 04:42 PM #25