Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[stuckathuntermtn]

Come on - this can't be the first time you've spent time in the company of men. We grow older, we don't always grow up. Farting is funny too.

Not if you're Apple.

[skuff]

It's the latest technological breakthrough from RaxSki! PM Tom From Austria


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Dynastar had chicken hearts, HEAD has dicks. Make sense to me.

Dick.......Head, Dick..Head, Dickhead!

I was suggesting it was alluding to Head = blowjob.

Could be my sarcasm meter needs recalibration.

[splat]

[booner]

Heli porn. I like it!

http://www.humoron.com/porn/Awesome_...ck_spin_39397/

[booner]

Hired

[klar]

Come on - this can't be the first time you've spent time in the company of men. We grow older, we don't always grow up. Farting is funny too.

ah, so it's funny in the same way that farting is supposedly funny? I guess that is a sort of explanation. I keep trying to figure out what the female equivalent would be - glueing oversized plastic labia on your helmet? Whatever, to each their own.

[TomCrac]

[riser4]

Farts are not supposedly funny. They are funny. And the older one gets, the funnier they are.

[Obstruction]

Farts are not supposedly funny. They are funny. And the older one gets, the funnier they are.

And they have always been funny:

This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almoost yblent;
And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And Nicholas amydde the ers he smoot,
Of gooth the skyn an hande brede aboute,
The hoote kultour brende so his toute,
And for the smert he wende for to dye.
As he were wood, for wo he gan to crye,
"Help! Water! Water! Help for Goddes herte!"

(In Mod. English)
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap;
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got.
Off went the skin a hand's-breadth broad, about,
The coulter burned his bottom so, throughout,
That for the pain he thought that he should die.
And like one mad he started in to cry,
"Help! Water! Water! For God's dear heart!"

From the Canterbury Tales --- theMiller's Tale

[klar]

get it now?

Ich schon, aber bei dir hab ich bedenken. Schwanzkopf.

[DBdude]

^your user name is a phonetic spelling of "ready" in dutch to an english speaker - thought you would like to know

[sherpahigh]

Schwanzkopf!

[stuckathuntermtn]

ah, so it's funny in the same way that farting is supposedly funny? I guess that is a sort of explanation. I keep trying to figure out what the female equivalent would be - glueing oversized plastic labia on your helmet? Whatever, to each their own.

Oh, get over yourself. And the female equivalent would probably still be a giant plastic cock. There's really nothing else that makes quite the same first impression. The phallus is...shocking.

[klar]

Oh, get over yourself. And the female equivalent would probably still be a giant plastic cock. There's really nothing else that makes quite the same first impression. The phallus is...shocking.

hey Arschgeige, it really was a genuine question and I get "it's funny like farting is funny" even though I admittedly don't go all LOLOLOL every time I fart. I would be very surprised if monoski guy had been thinking of dickhead, it's not a common english-in-german expression and Schwanzkopf (literal translation) would be a very odd insult in german, i've never heard anyone say that. The phallus isn't shocking, the male fascination with it is odd to me but you guys don't want to talk about it, so I'll just go get over myself.

So very sorry I disturbed your regular program of whatever this thread is.

[Svengali]

Don't be a Cock End!

[stuckathuntermtn]

Wait, are you a woman?
1. Definitely get over yourself
2. It's not something you will understand, so don't try. Don't put it down either. It's a natural reaction, but try anyway.
Yes, men have an obsession with their penises. It's just a fact of life. No, I don't know why. I don't think anyone really has a good answer beyond "that's just the way we are".
If you're not a woman, then really, seriously, lighten the fuck up.
It's a monoski with a big dildo on it. That's ridiculous. And funny.
And how do you know the guy riding it wasn't gay? He probably wasn't, but maybe he really likes big dicks. Do we know for sure it was a guy? It probably was, but maybe not.
Do women in your neck of the woods not talk about dicks, too? Ya know, get all Sex and the City with each other after a few drinks? If you don't, I'd say that's more the exception than the norm. Or maybe women are still really sexually repressed.
And again, if you're a guy, and even of you're a girl, LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP. This thread doesn't need another spook.

[stuckathuntermtn]

tl;dr version:
We are just peacocks showing our tail feathers.

[guroo270]

So very sorry I disturbed your regular program of whatever this thread is.

Evidently there's a lot you don't understand.

[uglymoney]

hey Arschgeige, it really was a genuine question and I get "it's funny like farting is funny" even though I admittedly don't go all LOLOLOL every time I fart. I would be very surprised if monoski guy had been thinking of dickhead, it's not a common english-in-german expression and Schwanzkopf (literal translation) would be a very odd insult in german, i've never heard anyone say that. The phallus isn't shocking, the male fascination with it is odd to me but you guys don't want to talk about it, so I'll just go get over myself.

So very sorry I disturbed your regular program of whatever this thread is.

Nevermind stuckathuntermtn et al. Keep bringing the euro stoke and we'll happily put up with all of your phallus questions.

[klar]

Wait, are you a woman?
Do women in your neck of the woods not talk about dicks, too? Ya know, get all Sex and the City with each other after a few drinks? If you don't, I'd say that's more the exception than the norm. Or maybe women are still really sexually repressed.

Yes, and no, generally we don't sit around drinking manhattans and having conversations along the lines of

"sally said spook's penis has a remarkable circumference, how do you think it compares stuckathuntermnt's? supposedly Tip's pubic hair frames his penis extraordinarily well, how do you feel about that?"

in my experience the conversation is generally more about what is attached to the penis, occasionally about how the penis is used, hardly ever about the actual penis. An exception would be if there is something really unusual about the penis. As in: "did you see that video of the guy with two dicks?" An average dick just isn't that interesting in and of itself, imo.

I would say when it's strictly about the, uh, tools of the trade, vaginas are discussed in more detail than penises, but we are more familiar with those so maybe there's more to talk about.

tl;dr version:
We are just peacocks showing our tail feathers.

carry on.

Evidently there's a lot you don't understand.

I know. Occasionally I use this thread to learn more about the mysteries of the male mind.

Nevermind stuckathuntermtn et al. Keep bringing the euro stoke and we'll happily put up with all of your phallus questions.

AAAWWWWW !!

[Elkhound Odin]

I was at a party where someone brought a large black rubber cock as a gag. As it was being tossed about, my dog, Casey, grabbed it. As she walk around the guests, she would inadvertently poke people in the crotch with it. The women at the party were much more interested in this than the men. They were raucously laughing as they got poked and encouraged Casey to poke as many people as possible.

[klar]

We had a funny dog too. Dogs are the answer.

[DJSapp]

^^^ That is not something I would teach my dog to chew on.

[irul&ublo]

Yes, and no, generally we don't sit around drinking manhattans and having conversations along the lines of

... supposedly Tip's pubic hair frames his penis extraordinarily well, how do you feel about that?"

Now that's just ridiculous....everyone knows Tip waxes

[sherpahigh]

hahaha... dicks.

Probably a rerun, but...

http://dicksbymail.com/