Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**DasBlunt** · 05-13-2013, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

The Porsche segment at the end was rad.

**Hott Butt Mud** · 05-13-2013, 06:42 PM

http://www.dougrickard.com/photograp...rican-picture/

**I Am Mr. Ed** · 05-13-2013, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by splat

Wow...that's a lot of information down Hugh Conway's throat

**stfu&gbtw** · 05-14-2013, 07:02 AM

Football Documentaries

**Grape_Ape** · 05-14-2013, 07:11 AM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

Football Documentaries

Bookmarked. Gracias.

**guroo270** · 05-14-2013, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by nickwm21

Do you think with no gravity that the seem of your shirt is always rubbing your armpits? I'd hate that.

**plugboots** · 05-14-2013, 09:25 AM

**TomCrac** · 05-14-2013, 10:27 AM

Maybe the best vid, ever^

**iceman** · 05-14-2013, 06:24 PM

Reposted from audizine. Wait for it.

**brice618** · 05-14-2013, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Reposted from audizine. Wait for it.

I know a girl who caught a cinder block to the face after it fell off a flatbed (like the one in the right lane). Messed her up pretty majorly, though made a reasonably full recovery, and is now sitting pretty after the settlement. Also I worked with a guy who barely missed getting hit with a chunk of concrete that went through his windshield and lodged in the backseat while driving next to a construction site.

**iceman** · 05-14-2013, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by MTT

Fucking A those people are crazy!!!

I mean the fans.

spook · 05-14-2013, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/thi...-internet-ever

95% spam/propaganda, porn and corruption/targeted monitoring

edit: and call centers! don't forget call centers!

spook · 05-14-2013, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Reposted from audizine. Wait for it.

jesus fucking christ

**splat** · 05-14-2013, 07:11 PM

**huckbucket** · 05-14-2013, 09:00 PM

When all else fails ... throw up a water screen with a projection of a stop sign on it. Smart.

**f2f** · 05-14-2013, 09:24 PM

a different kind of trainwreck to lighten up the mood:

even worse:

**huckbucket** · 05-14-2013, 09:38 PM

^^

Instant regret

**f2f** · 05-14-2013, 10:05 PM

^ I aim to plase

SB · 05-15-2013, 04:42 AM

Originally Posted by huckbucket

When all else fails ... throw up a water screen with a projection of a stop sign on it. Smart.

They should ban all big trucks and have people turn them in down there.

SB · 05-15-2013, 04:44 AM

Originally Posted by f2f

a different kind of trainwreck to lighten up the mood:

even worse:

If you mute the sound it just people dancing and having fun.

**systemoverblow'd** · 05-15-2013, 10:03 AM

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