Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

**bptempleton** · 05-20-2011, 03:17 AM

Originally Posted by Edgnar

Sooo hot, want to touch the heiny...

LOL @ Biodome reference

**toast2266** · 05-20-2011, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by bptempleton

LOL @ Biodome reference

isn't that a billy madison (or some other adam sandler movie) reference?

**Donkey Punch** · 05-20-2011, 08:22 AM

Originally Posted by bptempleton

LOL @ Billy Madison reference

Fixed it for ya.

**grskier** · 05-20-2011, 08:34 AM

from my twitter feed today:

Jesus_M_Christ Jesus Christ
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I'm not saying I'm coming back, but if I did, following me on Twitter would probably be a good ides.
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**Caucasian Asian** · 05-20-2011, 09:59 AM

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**mntlion** · 05-20-2011, 10:27 AM

what CA said..

**f2f** · 05-20-2011, 11:13 AM

**That was Pontus** · 05-20-2011, 12:33 PM

Something to be proud of. <- Very NSFW link, click at your own discretion.... enjoy.

**grskier** · 05-20-2011, 01:24 PM

stole this from grabtindy...

I'll take his saying too... one very big curb

**The AD** · 05-20-2011, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

I don't know about the c-section scar, but why is the dude in the green shirt carrying a purse?

And what's with the helmet on the baby?

**Rambling Bear** · 05-20-2011, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

And what's with the helmet on the baby?

He has an oblong melon for any number of reasons the helmet rounds him out.

**The AD** · 05-20-2011, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Rambling Bear

He has an oblong melon for any number of reasons the helmet rounds him out.

Sweet. Wasn't there an Indian tribe that used to use boards on their babies to make their heads pointy? Glad to see we're still carrying on this rich head-shaping tradition!

Speaking of infants and health issues: what's the deal with when you see a baby wearing glasses? How the hell do they know the baby needs them? It's not like they can read an eye chart.

**sidewall** · 05-20-2011, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by masterofgreenbeans

Current events....sombody embed this fuckin trainwreck. who voted for this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uerFZ2Z42nc

lol @ the intact accent, the dune buggy

**Powow** · 05-20-2011, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

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More fake chicks? I'm not talking about just her tits...

**mud** · 05-20-2011, 09:18 PM

**Caucasian Asian** · 05-22-2011, 06:41 PM

Thaaat's a meeting with the boss.

**DeeAre** · 05-22-2011, 07:39 PM

**belgian** · 05-22-2011, 09:01 PM

Also posted in the Padded Room, but it deserves a spot here as well.

From the 1/26/96 editorial page of the Manchester Union Leader, with credits to the Western Journalism Center:

In the New Mexico Legislature's 1995 session, Sen. Duncan Scott, a Republican from Albuquerque, proposed an amendment to a psychologist regulatory bill offered by another senator. The Scott amendment would have dramatically changed the face of New Mexico's legal system:

The amendment said: ``When a psychologist or psychiatrist testifies during a defendant's competentcy hearing, the psychologist or psychiatrist shall wear a cone-shaped hat that is not less than two feet tall. The surface of the hat shall be imprinted with stars and lightning bolts.

``Additionally, a psychologist or psychiatrist shall be required to don a white beard that is not less than 18 inches in length, and shall punctuate crucial elements of his testimony by stabbing the air with a wand. Whenever a psychologist or psychiatrist provides expert testimony regarding a defendant's competentcy, the baliff shall contemporaneously dim the courtroom lights and administer two strikes to a Chinese gong.''

The bill, with the wizard amendment, passed the Senate by voice vote and cleared the House 46-14. Unfortunately, Gov. Gary Johnson vetoed the legislation.

**The AD** · 05-22-2011, 09:26 PM

I'm sure most have already seen, but it's just so damn funny I can't resist!

**45hill** · 05-23-2011, 12:07 PM

SNL's three way

http://www.hulu.com/watch/243571/sat...he-golden-rule

**Meanfruit** · 05-24-2011, 07:08 AM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

This is the magnum opus of all bike videos. How long could you possibly ride like this before killing yourself or others? Either way, rider must have ice water in his veins.