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04-25-2011, 08:35 PM #1426Addicted to blow...er.
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jesus, people should take notes from whoever's doing their marketing. that was hilarious.
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04-25-2011, 11:39 PM #1427glocal
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a woman's perspective....
Why I am now divorced!
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'
I thought....
Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We?'
I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied.
He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed by my husband my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....
On the couch.....
Naked.
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04-26-2011, 12:43 PM #1428
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04-26-2011, 12:55 PM #1429Banned
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oldie but goodie
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04-26-2011, 01:11 PM #1430
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04-26-2011, 02:08 PM #1431Registered User
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this just went from mission impossible to mission in-freakin-sanity
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04-26-2011, 02:53 PM #1432
Good lord. So full of cliches and over-the-top inane-ness. Thanks for the warning!
Here's my top 5 things that I won't be doing in the near future:
1. Paying my taxes
2. Strangling a drifter
3. Singing a duet with Perry Como
4. Inventing a new breakfast cereal
5. Watching that movie, which is almost certain to be a flaming pile of crap.
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04-26-2011, 03:52 PM #1433
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04-26-2011, 11:25 PM #1434Life is simple. Go Explore.
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04-27-2011, 07:30 PM #1435glocal
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Poached this off a post astralboy put on the main page...
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04-27-2011, 09:00 PM #1436
not to be confused with the above, which is a clear WIN!
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04-27-2011, 09:31 PM #1437Hudge
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Don't worry, I am professional Russian.
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04-28-2011, 09:01 AM #1438
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04-28-2011, 09:17 AM #1439
good god. . ..
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04-28-2011, 09:21 AM #1440
I'm mesmerized....
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04-28-2011, 09:22 AM #1441
i'm waiting to see who's going to request this as an avatar first.
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04-28-2011, 09:33 AM #1442
This is awesome...and the song ROCKS
ROLL TIDE ROLL
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04-28-2011, 09:34 AM #1443In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
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04-28-2011, 09:55 AM #1444glocal
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04-28-2011, 12:40 PM #1445
Who says you can't get a good deal at WalMart?
I still call it The Jake.
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04-28-2011, 05:26 PM #1446Life is simple. Go Explore.
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04-28-2011, 07:09 PM #1447
Ummm.... speechless:
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04-28-2011, 11:59 PM #1448
that 'baby monkey' song is stuck in my head. . . .. . and im ok with it
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04-29-2011, 09:08 AM #1449
that 'choking on a cock' song is stuck in my head. . . .. . and im not ok with it
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04-29-2011, 03:56 PM #1450
for the many fans of broback on this forum:
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