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10-13-2011, 02:58 PM #2651
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10-13-2011, 04:14 PM #2652Banned
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10-13-2011, 07:56 PM #2653
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun.
Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right"
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: "The sheep's a liar"
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10-13-2011, 09:15 PM #2654
Yea..... I'm not to sure either......Life is simple. Go Explore.
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10-13-2011, 09:17 PM #2655Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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10-13-2011, 10:28 PM #2656glocal
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10-13-2011, 11:01 PM #2657
shit facebook link...ah ok
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150293374142540surviving in the city, powered by wellbutrin
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10-14-2011, 12:16 AM #2658::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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10-14-2011, 12:44 AM #2659Good-lookin' wool
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funny, it said the message I entered was too short
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10-14-2011, 07:25 AM #2660
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10-14-2011, 09:52 AM #2661
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10-14-2011, 11:49 AM #2662Addicted to blow...er.
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10-14-2011, 12:16 PM #2663"We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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10-14-2011, 02:06 PM #2664
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10-14-2011, 02:39 PM #2665
^^^
Is that Micah Black?
(not in the sleeping bag- the excercise guy)?Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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10-14-2011, 05:46 PM #2666
why does the person on the right have a spare set of feet on their ass?
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10-14-2011, 05:58 PM #2667
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10-14-2011, 06:45 PM #2668
Do Want.
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10-14-2011, 10:43 PM #2669Banned
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10-14-2011, 10:50 PM #2670
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10-14-2011, 11:29 PM #2671The Shred Pirate Roberts
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can someone please just post what it is . . . cannot find it
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10-14-2011, 11:36 PM #2672
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10-14-2011, 11:39 PM #2673
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10-15-2011, 01:32 AM #2674
Haha, took me a while for sure. Afterwards, so obvious.
Looking for the next turn..
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10-15-2011, 02:53 AM #2675
It reminds me of this classic the professor showed us in psychology class back in the day
There are some other fun word illusions here:http://www.marcofolio.net/other/15_c...illusions.html
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