Meet the Maggots

[geodork]

Don't let my home mountain fool you.

Stop fucking telling me what to do

[Doctor Andino]

hey,
This is just a "Long-time-lurker-becomes-JONG" rerun..

Only difference is, I'm in the opposite end of the world and therefore IN season.. that's right, AND it is snowing a mere 30' drive from where I stand. So maybe I get to say "who's the Jong now" and get away with it, by way of sharing my mid-season stoke? If not, let it loose. I already am familiar w/ TGR welcome wagon criteria...

so there, greetings from Chile, maggots!

[Robik]

Hi, everyone!
Andrew, moved from Ukraine (East Europe) to NYC nearly few months ago. Used to ski a lot at my native Carpathians, also Tatras and Alps. Going to explore some east coast locations.

[Ski_ppy]

Hey Maggots,

I'm radder than u, better looking then u, and definitely the best skier on the mountain.

All kidding aside I like to ski, get rad, and shwalrp powder.

[ElToroPequeño]

Finally stopped just snooping and signed-up! See you out there...

[Bourbonator]

I'm the current newest new guy.

[ToughSlough]

Finally joined up after lurking, have to say..one of a kind place here.

[FLS]

First time, Long time, Ski time!

[porkroll]

new to tgr. from nj and like to ski.. should prob just delete profile and sign up at epic ski.

[babybear]

new to tgr. from nj and like to ski.. should prob just delete profile and sign up at epic ski.

I like your name

[AK47bp]

Hola Mags

Forgot to introduce myself here before posting.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Anywho, good to be here and hope to learn more about everyone else.

[aspen802]

The snow is here and my stokage is clear.
I live in Colorado and drink pints of beer.

[Kopi_Red]

The snow is here and my stokage is clear.
I live in Colorado and drink pints of beer.

You might make it in this place,
if you dare to face

The maggot horde head on,
because your the bomb

But if it becomes clear,
that you bring your jongness here

We will kick your ass out,
not caring if you scream and shout

So if it looks like the shoe fits...
Now show us some tits!!!!

[babybear]

It's funny but when I joined the board nobody asked me for dick pics of my boyfriend or brother

[TBS]

It's funny but when I joined the board nobody asked me for dick pics of my boyfriend or brother

That's because none of us have microscopes, which would be needed to view them...

[babybear]

That's because none of us have microscopes, which would be needed to view them...

Alright you asked for it
Pics of the bf's maypole coming at ya
(Pun intended)

[adrenalated]

It's funny but when I joined the board nobody asked me for dick pics of my boyfriend or brother

Yeah, Rontele took a little break, but you can always PM them to him.

[TBS]

Alright you asked for it
Pics of the bf's maypole coming at ya
(Pun intended)

Isn't the image already in the public domain?

[babybear]

Haha
At least his balls are really huge

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Haha
At least his balls are really huge

Helps cushion those landing!

[DMCSKI75]

New guy here, finally on here & not just snooping, saw there was no 2015/16 whistler/pemberton/Duffy lake thread, they must all be getting after the fresh

[BigDaddy]

Hola Mags

Forgot to introduce myself here before posting.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Anywho, good to be here and hope to learn more about everyone else.

Ha ha... Ernie caliber dissertation.

Props

[kat tracks]

Just joined and on the hunt for a women's specific tree ski for tight NE trees. Ski at Cannon mostly, or Sugarbush. Have a quiver of skis so looking for a superific (that's super specific) ski for just the trees and had to make two posts in order to be able to post. So thanks for listening ; )
FYI, 5'7" 135, ex freestyle coach so I have finesse but skinny girl legs so need a light reverse camber/reverse sidecut ski. Whatcha think?!

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Are you going to be primarily touring with these R/R skis or more for occasional lift access/ deep day/ slackcountry skiing?
While a full rocker ski is a good choice for a tight tree specific ski I'm not sure you'd enjoy the reverse sidecut for EC conditions. They're just not great on harder snow or steering back to the lift etc. They're also going to be very wide, Which might be overkill for the EC. I skied the praxis powder ski for many years and loved it for ideal deep Utah powder but found overall the trade-offs just wasn't worth it.

Welcome to TGR! This place is a sausagefest and honestly we need more female posters so When someone asks for tit pics please don't be offended that's just how we welcome/haze all the new ladies. ...which is why we have so few female members.

Now, about those pics...;-)

[flyingmonkey]

Okay I finally joined. Done snooping! Whats up ya'll?