Thread: Meet the Maggots

My name is Ben. I am a sailor in the United States Merchant Fleet. I like to read Yossarians initial post in this thread once or twice a summer when I am jonesing and need to feel good. My wife is preggers and is due in January. I will try to get some pics up when she gets REAL BIG. I have already posted a breast pic, so search away....I think it was my 500th post actually. I suppose I should have posted in this thread a while ago.

Hi my name is Zavier and I'm addicted to the white stuff. I've been on NS for too long and decided it was time to come here. I'm excited to ski.

I always thought I was too old or not cool enough to post here. Now I know that it's true. Guess I'll post anyway.

Obligiatory 'meet the minions post'? Check.

I'm looking forward to long, arduous journey out of Jongdom.

Hello, I'm newish(kinda Lurker) to TGR....

I live in Casper,WYO. Not much skiing/snow but enough to get the addiction going....



JONG away

Originally Posted by RonMexico

Obligiatory 'meet the minions post'? Check.

I'm looking forward to long, arduous journey out of Jongdom.

Especially if you keep throwing Gaper Grabs.

hi, i am almost like one of those tools who comes here looking for someone to hold his hand and wipe his ass when he moves out west to find a job and step into the life of ski bummage.

almost, i plan to wipe my own ass.

planning on heading out west somewhere this winter and scoring me a job so i can buy snowlerblades and get caught in an avi or some shit. hoping to find a little bit of help on pointing me in the general direction.

bring on the jongs!

Originally Posted by brick

hi, i am almost like one of those tools who comes here looking for someone to hold his hand and wipe his ass when he moves out west to find a job and step into the life of ski bummage.

almost, i plan to wipe my own ass.

planning on heading out west somewhere this winter and scoring me a job so i can buy snowlerblades and get caught in an avi or some shit. hoping to find a little bit of help on pointing me in the general direction.

bring on the jongs!

You are JONG. If you really had potential you would be looking at Rax skis instead of snowlerblade. Dumbass.

And you don't step into ski bummage. You devolve from higher and more gainfully employed life forms.

Originally Posted by UTaho'

I will try & get some good naked pics of my wife, sister & gf, but I forget where they are hosted. Is there a way to upload images from my computer?
Thanks.

fixed it for ya.

I am a skier, and I like to ski. I don't understand park rats, but I understand the likes of Seth, Shane, Pep, Mahre, and Pollard. This is what I look like when I ski.

I am also a mountain biker, and a budding photographer.

Mandatory intro post:
Prepare to love me

Name: Caius Corvinus Vespasian
Age: Jailbait
Gender: Male
Ski: ftw
Music: Euro Power Metal

I love lamp, girls, powder, and the Detroit Red Wings
My current skis are 07 J.O. MOJO80's got them BNIP last season from the bottom of a pile of skis for $80, i win hard
Fernie is my fav mountain, (lost my v card there, if you find it pm me)
ICANTWAITFORTHENEWGAMMARAYALBUM



Few questions
I dont know what classified level I am, but I am confident on all blues, 75% blacks and 25% double blacks,
I need new boots, suggestions?
Whats "jonging"?
<- is that a Sperm?

Originally Posted by Caius

Mandatory intro post:
Prepare to love me

Name: Caius Corvinus Vespasian
Age: Jailbait
Gender: Male
Ski: ftw
Music: Euro Power Metal

I love lamp, girls, powder, and the Detroit Red Wings
My current skis are 07 J.O. MOJO80's got them BNIP last season from the bottom of a pile of skis for $80, i win hard
Fernie is my fav mountain, (lost my v card there, if you find it pm me)
ICANTWAITFORTHENEWGAMMARAYALBUM



Few questions
I dont know what classified level I am, but I am confident on all blues, 75% blacks and 25% double blacks,
I need new boots, suggestions?
Whats "jonging"?
<- is that a Sperm?

we don't care how well you can't ski. jonging is when you hang weights off your genitalia and let people hit the weights with a hammer. That's the sound it makes when the hammer hits. Try it. It should be fun.

don't type in all caps without spaces - it's the same as saying I am a jackass.

No its a small snake. The dreaded "snow snake" that keeps you off of 75% of dbl blacks.

oh yeah - welcome JONG.

christ youre a brutal twat arent you?

Wait, was I supposed to post something in here when I joined?

Originally Posted by carvedog

oh yeah - welcome JONG.

Originally Posted by Caius

christ youre a brutal twat arent you?

My priorities are all messed up. I live in the Detroit area. Most of my days are in CO but I'm branching out. UT, WY and MT will hopefully be visited this year. Dig the east too. Had great days at Magic, MRG and Jay last year. I ski Michigan as well. Tend to do a Bohemia trip every couple of years. Slalom boards make the hills of Detroit kinda fun.

Hmmm, what else? I'm a geezer with an odd sense of style. I've done a couple of pornos and I like to drive. Unfiltered honey is the best.

Originally Posted by Caius

christ youre a brutal twat arent you?

Three posts and you are calling me a twat? WTF JONG - crawl back under the rock you came out from under.

Originally Posted by KansasBoarder

Wait, was I supposed to post something in here when I joined?

no, you weren't.

Originally Posted by carvedog

Three posts and you are calling me a twat? WTF JONG - crawl back under the rock you came out from under.

Umm, unless you are too uneducated to read, I believe thats the point I was trying to get across.

And I did crawl back under my rock, not very exciting just a shitty view of dirt, more dirt and the bottom of a rock

Originally Posted by Caius

Umm, unless you are too uneducated to read,

awww that hurt

Mornin' all,
Ex pat Brit JONG based in BC.. now living at KHMR. Slid sideways for years, now back to shoulders down the hill. Been ski-ing mostly in Europe for the last ten years. Starting to tour properly this winter, so any advice would be handy on kit. ( maybe I should have posted that in another thread?)
Very happy to see that sarcasm is a way of life on here, may try and join in once my JONG status has been upgraded.

Edit: Apologies Caius and Carvedog for interrupting your first date.. it was going so well. Carry on.

No worries powbear.

carvedog, i apologise for insulting your inferior intelligence, thats just how I roll.

Originally Posted by steven hatcher

I always thought I was too old or not cool enough to post here. Now I know that it's true. Guess I'll post anyway.

+1. Maybe someday I will move to CO. Born and raised in Cali, mainly OC. I'm now in ATL. I was born a JONG and will probably die a JONG. Oh well. I would TR's, but who wants to see crap from the likes of me on the Ice Coast.

Been visiting on and off for a long time, and had an account at one point but never really posted (and can't find it now); but it was The Gnarwhale's recent trip report "33 Days Across Wrangell," that made me decide to re-join.

I spend summers in Alaska and winters in Colorado. Been sliding for about 25 years now; skied when I was younger, switched to a board, and now mainly ride, but I get a few days on skis every winter.

I pay the bills with a custom cut vinyl sticker/banner/shirt business, ID Vinyl. I'll post a thread in Gear Swap with a super deal on custom stickers at some point, but I'm here because this is the best damn snow forum on the internet and I want to join the community, don't want to come across as just trying to sell something.

O.K. I'm a greenhorn newbie from Deep East Texas that wants to join in the fun.

I've been skiing since '69, boarding since '86. I've skied or ridden (usually both) 93 lift served areas and a reasonable amount of back country, East and West. After retiring from a law practice, I taught boarding for 6 seasons and was a staff trainer during the last two. This will be the sixth year in a row that I've wintered at a ski resort town. My biggest year was over 1,500,000 vert. ft.; biggest day was over 70,000; biggest cliff jump, just 20 feet; biggest cornice, around 35 feet.

I also climb (traverse of McKinley with Ray Genet, Polish Direct on Aconcagua with Allen Steck, French Ridge of Huntington with Michael Covington, solo on Robson, etc.), white water kayak and windsurf (although I broke my neck during Hurricane Bob in '91, so maybe I'm not too good).

My true lifelong avocation (since age 10), hobby and occassional source of income is playing trumpet in every setting from Baroque Oratorios to way outside small combo jazz.

This year I'll be in Jackson Hole for a little more than three months. I've skied and boarded there on three shorter trips and have earned turns out of Teton Pass but this will the first year for a full season and I hope to get some tips on this forum and maybe see some of you on the hill.

Tommy T.

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