Best porn soundbites

**Superstar Punani** · 11-17-2004, 07:45 PM

"Fuck me like the dog I am!!!!"

"Ohhhhh!!! Ride me like a pony!!!!"

**Zeedashbo** · 11-17-2004, 07:55 PM

"it's a geyser!"

**Mcwop** · 11-17-2004, 09:06 PM

"It catches the banana in its mouth."

**Theodore** · 11-17-2004, 09:13 PM

Ring my bell baby

**acostiga** · 11-17-2004, 09:16 PM

si si si si si si si si siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(italian porn)

**mushmouth** · 11-17-2004, 09:57 PM

"I'm just a hooooooooole!" (said with pleasurable pride)

**FNG** · 11-17-2004, 10:54 PM

Anything from the HBO soft-core classics Lord of the G-Strings and Planet of the Playmates.

**skiHOG** · 11-17-2004, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by FNG

Anything from the HBO soft-core classics Lord of the G-Strings and Planet of the Playmates.

OH man, Playmate of the Apes is great! I crack up everytime that's on. The ending is the aboluste best when they all start singing/dancing, and then a flying disco ball flys across the screen and picks up the people. Freaking weird.

**White Chocolate** · 11-17-2004, 11:23 PM

"i see what the problem is. Your balls need to be drained"

"it's the jerry t turbo cunt stretcher. 10" long, 5" in diameter, 25hp with a rotating head and high speed internet access"

**pollard** · 11-18-2004, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by White Chocolate

"it's the jerry t turbo cunt stretcher. 10" long, 5" in diameter, 25hp with a rotating head and high speed internet access"

my vote

"suck my rod"

**boarderline** · 11-18-2004, 01:10 AM

Ayyyy Papi! Ayyyy Paaaaapi!

(Spanish pr0n)

**Superstar Punani** · 11-18-2004, 01:53 AM

(Scene: Thief climbs up window of mansion, breaks into window and sees hot chick on bed)

Chick: Oh my...you're tools are so powerful!
Thief: I guess I'm gonna rob you and fuck you!

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 11-18-2004, 04:44 AM

Did you hear Howard Stern yesterday? He awarded an F-Emmy for "Best Porn Sound Bite," or something like that. Two of them were just wrong, telling the chick to look into the camera and "ask Mommy and Daddy if they're proud of their little whore." Disturbing.

**gonzo** · 11-18-2004, 08:12 AM

"put the lotion in the basket"

**Steven S. Dallas** · 11-18-2004, 08:32 AM

"Fuck...that...cock...Fuck...That...Cock!"
-Roxy

or

"I am repairman...I am here fix eine cable."
-Logjammin'

**basom** · 11-18-2004, 08:34 AM

'i want drown!'

**Benny Profane** · 11-18-2004, 08:56 AM

Not technically a porn movie, but I always think of that comment Burt Reynolds makes in "Boogie Nights" - "you wanna fuck her up the ass? yeah, sure, go fuck her in the ass."

**Superstar Punani** · 05-25-2005, 10:29 AM

^.......

**72Twenty** · 05-25-2005, 11:37 AM

C'mover here and toss my salad.

**Long Duck Dong** · 05-25-2005, 12:56 PM

"Slow down boy. You'll come too fast. Make me get mad, and I'll clench up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off."

**adam** · 05-25-2005, 01:01 PM

Originally Posted by jtq_99

OH man, Playmate of the Apes is great! I crack up everytime that's on. The ending is the aboluste best when they all start singing/dancing, and then a flying disco ball flys across the screen and picks up the people. Freaking weird.

If you have seen those, you must have seen Busty Cops. One of the funniest ones out there.

Busty gets an A+

**freshie247** · 05-25-2005, 04:33 PM

AH.., SP shouldn't this be deserving of a jong & the padded room?

**Mcwop** · 05-25-2005, 04:53 PM

"Up the butt, Bob." - oh wait that's not a porn soundbite, it is the best gameshow soundbite from the Newlywed Game.

**oosik** · 05-25-2005, 05:42 PM

"Coddle the balls, work the shaft." (1994)

Following the filming of the mediocre action movie Assassins in Seattle, an audio tape made the rounds, featuring one of that film's stars in flagrante delicto, in his trailer, body mic still activated, instructing a partner in the finer points of fellatio. The phrase has since become a civic treasure.

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