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    OK, now you're just not even trying...................

    delete and start over. Please.

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    So are you calling him a Neanderthal or do you mean "Homo Sapiens Sapiens"?

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    I thought he was only half???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    I thought he was only half???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
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    Sorry. Forgot liberals don't take kindly to jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    Sorry. Forgot liberals don't take kindly to jokes.
    Even conservatards don't take kindly to painfully unfunny comments.

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    that actually was funny.

    you know that this means, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    Sorry. Forgot liberals don't take kindly to jokes.
    Please explain the joke, dissect it for us.
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    Did you hear about that business I started?

    I'm making bombs that look like prayer mats.

    It's going great....




    Prophets are going throught the roof!!!!



    Get it? I'll explain this one for you......Prophets not Profits. Get it? You know, Prophets as in a muslim prophet, might use a prayer mat and they might use mine and it blows up and they go throught the roof from the explosion....get it!!!! But if you aren't paying attention or if you are dumb you might think I just meant profit like money. Then you wouldn't even realise it was a joke....get it?

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    That was not the joke and you know it. That was from another thread.

    In this thread...

    Jer said: Obama is a Homo...(wait for it)... Sapien [his joke]

    You replied with: I thought he was only half??? [Homo Sapien]

    Please dissect the nuance of this joke for us. I want to know if I am laughing at the right thing, or am a Liberal that has no sense of humor.
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    I'm pretty sure you are laughing at the wrong thing.

    I'm laughing my ass of right now though. Prophet.....That's a good one.

    Did you ever hear the one about the Indian boy, I mean Native American boy who wanted to know how he got his name? Never mind. Here's a REAL classic


    Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    I'm pretty sure you are laughing at the wrong thing.
    3rd time. Enlighten me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    Did you hear about that business I started?

    I'm making bombs that look like prayer mats.

    It's going great....




    Prophets are going throught the roof!!!!



    Get it? I'll explain this one for you......Prophets not Profits. Get it? You know, Prophets as in a muslim prophet, might use a prayer mat and they might use mine and it blows up and they go throught the roof from the explosion....get it!!!! But if you aren't paying attention or if you are dumb you might think I just meant profit like money. Then you wouldn't even realise it was a joke....get it?
    Hmm. If you thought about this as a human being (yes, I know it's hard), I wonder how you'd feel about someone joking about blowing up a church.

    Hey, let's try this for fun: How about if we turn DBT's posts over to the FBI? Like this one. And the post in another thread where DBT got off on the guy who knifed the cab driver? What a hoot that would be!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bl2000 View Post
    Hmm. If you thought about this as a human being (yes, I know it's hard), I wonder how you'd feel about someone joking about blowing up a church.

    Hey, let's try this for fun: How about if we turn DBT's posts over to the FBI? Like this one. And the post in another thread where DBT got off on the guy who knifed the cab driver? What a hoot that would be!
    What a bunch of losers. Did the Glenn Beck rally make you especially crabby today?

    http://forums.officer.com/forums/sho...14#post2457414

    Tell the FBI about these guys. They posted the same joke.

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    Call the FBI on the Sacramento Bee

    http://74.6.239.185/search/srpcache?...FfMtY5ir6HFg--

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hohes View Post
    That was not the joke and you know it. That was from another thread.

    In this thread...

    Jer said: Obama is a Homo...(wait for it)... Sapien [his joke]

    You replied with: I thought he was only half??? [Homo Sapien]

    Please dissect the nuance of this joke for us. I want to know if I am laughing at the right thing, or am a Liberal that has no sense of humor.
    For the 4th time, please explain your joke. You are avoiding it like the plague.
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    Explain the joke please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loJack View Post
    Explain the joke please.
    Have my mom explain it to you. Apparently she's right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bl2000 View Post
    And the post in another thread where DBT got off on the guy who knifed the cab driver? What a hoot that would be!
    You mean

    "Consider this a check point, I have to put you down".

    That line sounded like a hollywood script writer wrote it for Arnold or Stallone. It was a cool line. That doesn't mean I condone the psycho trying to kill a cab driver you dolt.

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    Explain the joke.

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    i thought he was just replacing "black" with "homo"

    apparently, you're still a douche.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loJack View Post
    Explain the joke.
    Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

    You are so dumb...

    That IS the joke. That's all of it. There is no punchline. The joke IS the punchline. Come on. He "hung" himself. Get it? You know, not by the neck from a rope. Hung like something a plastic surgeon might do to himself to like maybe make something "hang".

    Geeez do I have to explain all these jokes? Humorless lefties.

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    Where's Larry Craig when we need him.
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    Earlier, DBT started a thread entitled "Eli Whitney isn't BLACK!"

    [ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197597"]Eli Whitney isn't BLACK! - Teton Gravity Research Forums[/ame]

    In it he cracked his little joke: [since Eli Whitney isn't black] "...the list of smart black guys just got cut in half".
    [ame="http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2940286&postcount=8"]Teton Gravity Research Forums - View Single Post - Eli Whitney isn't BLACK![/ame]


    In this thread he jokes that... "I thought he [Obama] was only half [Homo Sapien]"

    And he is too gutless and slimey to man up the the meaning of that 'joke'. Own your shame, you stupid little bigoted coward. Or crawl back under your damp rock.
    Life is not lift served.

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