Borderline (???) Paranoid Schizophrenia

**Jer** · 07-15-2010, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by splat

Here's your backstory, Gaper....blurred and summit got to tag along on a story for powder that I was writing about six or seven years ago. The only reason I invited them was because they were such fucktards on powder's forums, I thought skiing with them would somehow influence them to act like normal maggots. My mistake. If they got the best shot for the story, their shot could accompany the story. And they could be in Powder. I traveled a couple thousand miles to Durango and back, put them up in my hotel room and told them it was $100 a head for the cat trip into the Wimenuche Wilderness. Having traveled some distance and put it all together, the guide and I rode that cat for free. When they found out the total was $300 for the trip and they had paid for it, they have been throwing the same shitfit on the forums since. Like six or seven years. They just cling to that shit and exaggerate the fuck out of anything that might make me look bad because I call out blurred for his alias bullshit. I was into travel and hotel about $1,500 for a story that would pay about $300 (this is why I hardly ever write anymore, I don't need to pay to be published. But it is a lot like making skis for no pay

). It is simply their style to take any little thing they can and blow it beyond out of proportion if you challenge their internet misbehavior, kinda like two year olds. I'm the guy willing to take the low blows these fucktards deal for the sake of the sane people who post here.

Shit, the only reason I took the mod job was because summit had volunteered for it and people were pm'ing and calling me to take it before summit handed the keys to the mod panel to blurred. I figured TGR420 had no clue of what they have pulled on forums in the past or was aware of blurred's multiple alias personality disorder, so I told 420 I'd take it. This is something that makes them seethe, I'm sure - someone in a mod position who knows their true nature. These two fucks, plus their like-minded pal jer (how they found someone as fucked up as them blows my mind but hey, it's the internet) make a conscious choice perpetuate the hate rather than act like the mostly well-intentioned majority of maggots on the board. I've never seen either of them support or help any maggot charity or cause, or give condolences to a maggot who has died, or has had a friend who died or any other maggot-oriented cause that has been posted here on the board. The self-centered selfishness they project is unbelievable for the mag crew in general and especially for those who've been around a while. I guess the awesomeness of their words and those of their aliases are enough to make them think they can rule TGR through a bit of stoke and a barrage of nuclear hate inducing posts. They think they can slander me from standing up to the alias bullshit they have been posting for years to build up their own deluded egos, but it ain't gonna happen. They'll do their level best to destroy my business to soothe the sickness they carry, but that won't silence me a bit.

What it really boils down to is that if someone supports the blurred/jer/summit fucktard cartel, I don't want their business. Plain and simple. But the customers I've had time and again over the years have said they can't stand the idiots, so I don't see me losing a thing. And when they get banned from here, there's a pretty good chance I won't even be the one who pulls the trigger.

........

gunit130 · 07-15-2010, 07:26 PM

Hell, might as well keep this eDrama going all summer.

Jer, how is your paintball team doing?

**Ripzalot** · 07-18-2010, 09:27 AM

**BmillsSkier** · 07-18-2010, 05:30 PM

I've asked this question a couple times and still haven't gotten an answer. Honestly, no bs Splat, why did you delete the PMSGear thread?

**Phill** · 07-18-2010, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I've asked this question a couple times and still haven't gotten an answer. Honestly, no bs Splat, why did you delete the PMSGear thread?

Same question splat, I'm not sure if the thread turned another way after I stopped looking but I remember you saying something along the lines of "even I laughed" which I gave you a lot of props for.

Seemed like good plain humor

**Jer** · 07-18-2010, 06:12 PM

Originally Posted by Phill

Same question splat, I'm not sure if the thread turned another way after I stopped looking but I remember you saying something along the lines of "even I laughed" which I gave you a lot of props for.

Seemed like good plain humor

I guess the lesson to be learned is not to give props for what people say, but for what people do.

Rip - you got that right - I don't suffer fools but I certainly don't mind seeing fools suffer.

**mud** · 07-18-2010, 06:21 PM

Fucking with a mans business has never been cool, funny yes but not cool.
Doesn't matter if it Neptune's, PM Gear or TGR, you fuck around and you will get the chop one way or the other.

Maybe when you graduate from fry cook and have your own business you will understand.

ps. What was the question?

**Jer** · 07-18-2010, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by mudforbrains

Fucking with a mans business has never been cool, funny yes but not cool.
Doesn't matter if it Neptune's, PM Gear or TGR, you fuck around and you will get the chop one way or the other.

Couldn't agree more. Too bad I never "fucked with" his business. As I've already stated many times - Splat has fucked his business over 100 times more than me, Brett and Summit ever could.

**bushman** · 07-18-2010, 06:32 PM

I bought a pair of Splat's boards because I thought they would rip in slide for life conditions at Big Sky, it had nothing to do with the total radness of being in a ski mag. But he does have that going for him. I liked the PMS Gear thread and I still lust the Honda CT-70 at your ski factory Jer.

**BmillsSkier** · 07-18-2010, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by mud

Fucking with a mans business has never been cool, funny yes but not cool.
Doesn't matter if it Neptune's, PM Gear or TGR, you fuck around and you will get the chop one way or the other.

Maybe when you graduate from fry cook and have your own business you will understand.

ps. What was the question?

Again in all seriousness, was the PMS Gear thread really "fucking" with his business? Did a thread buried in a political forum on a ski website really clasify as "fucking" with his business? As someone mentioned, Splat even laughed at it. My only question is why was it deleted, that's all. Any answer from Splat if he in fact did it would quell my curiosity. (yes it's summer)

Originally Posted by bushman

I bought a pair of Splat's boards because I thought they would rip in slide for life conditions at Big Sky, it had nothing to do with the total radness of being in a ski mag. But he does have that going for him. I liked the PMS Gear thread and I still lust the Honda CT-70 at your ski factory Jer.

I too am still waiting for my Jerantulas. Hopefully you can ship them before they turn the snowguns on here. I have a feeling they'll be rippin on the white strip of death when it comes to mowing down gapers.

**Ripzalot** · 07-20-2010, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by Jer

Rip - you got that right - I don't suffer fools but I certainly don't mind seeing fools suffer.

that was actually a dig at you to just let it go. your posts are pretty funny and well timed most of the time, but this is just making you look like weaksauce.

i think the OP thread about PMSGear was pretty funny but went off the rails at some point for splat. i don't blame splat for deleting it. don't care either.

**Phill** · 07-20-2010, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

went off the rails at some point...splat.

heh
....

**Rasputin** · 07-20-2010, 06:00 AM

Where's the "Wow Jer must be butt hurt to be posting another thread about Splat" option?

**OSECS** · 07-20-2010, 06:33 AM

I'm, sure Jer follows the tried and true axiom, "all press is good press". I don't think it's butthurtness, it's a little narcissism, with a healthy dose of liking to poke people in the eye.

**Jer** · 07-20-2010, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

that was actually a dig at you to just let it go.

NO!!!

Really?!?!?!

**BushwackerinPA** · 07-20-2010, 08:52 PM

I dont know why I am saying in fact I have no need to say this.

I have skied with these guys your hating on and had a pretty freaking positive experience, heck they even let my crash on couches.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 07-20-2010, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Ripzalot

just bumping up the only funny thing in this thread

**Summit** · 07-20-2010, 11:27 PM

I didn’t know or interact with Splat before we skied. I didn’t know his hatred of Blurred made me “fair game.” I thought we were cool. We were friendly for several months.

Then I found out what Splat really did, which is VERY DIFFERENT than how he portrays it here. (in fact, most of his post differs from reality) We didn’t have to be enemies. Splat could have made it right. Instead he bragged about it. I could go on at length, but that was six years ago.

blurred and summit ... have been throwing the same shitfit on the forums since. Like six or seven years.

The thing is Splat frequently loses his temper on here arguing with many people. When he loses his temper with someone else, he frequently attacked me out of the blue because he cannot understand the concept of individuals.

Splat repeated this habit for 6 years. Then he becomes moderator and abuses his moderator powers, something I've always spoke out against. He wonders why I give shit back to him?

[They] make a conscious choice perpetuate the hate rather than act like the mostly well-intentioned majority of maggots on the board.

I've helped out a ton of mags, except I don’t have a company backing me and I’ve never screwed anyone over.

They'll do their level best to destroy my business

WTF? I’ve posted about PM Gear in three threads. The negative comments I made were in defense of my friends. That was 3+ years ago!

Just 3 months ago, after Splat had left me alone for a while, [ame="http://tetongravity.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2845506&postcount=303"]I actually defended PMGear[/ame]. That was right before Splat's latest series of power abuse meltdowns that included attacks on me while he was busy arguing with everyone but me. I had enough.

There's an easy way to reach a cease fire:
1. Splat should realize I am an individual, not part of a conspiracy; this will keep him from dragging me into fights I'm not a part of
2. Splat should stop abusing his moderator powers

**Ripzalot** · 07-20-2010, 11:48 PM

Originally Posted by OSECS

I'm, sure Jer follows the tried and true axiom, "all press is good press". I don't think it's butthurtness, it's a little narcissism, with a healthy dose of liking to poke people in the eye.

naaah, it\\\'s the dopamine.

edit to add:

one of the few decent post-sabbath efforts by iommi. love glenn hughes voice too. makes me nostalgic for deep purple.

**DharmaBum** · 07-21-2010, 10:00 PM

Padded Room, JONG!

**Jer** · 07-22-2010, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA

I dont know why I am saying in fact I have no need to say this.

I have skied with these guys your hating on and had a pretty freaking positive experience, heck they even let my crash on couches.

What?

I posted a paranoid diatribe/quote by Splat and that now counts as "hating"? Bush - those are his own words - if you're gonna accuse anybody of "hating" on Splat you should be accusing Splat. If Splat wants to stop the "hate" all he has to do is shut his mouth and give me nothing to quote. It's really that simple. He can't do that though because the aliens are making him say weird shit. The radio is controlling his brain. Or maybe it's some kind of implant. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Then again, letting somebody sleep on your couch does excuse a lot of psychotic behavior...

**splat** · 07-24-2010, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

I guess the lesson to be learned is not to give props for what people say, but for what people do.

As The Oracle of Fucktard, you bring irony to all new levels.

So far, the only thing you've done around here is post over 11,000 times in four years, mostly hate spewing arrogance. Also, your self-appointed role as arbiter of reality is laughable, at best.

weak.

Summit -

amidst your broad and unsubstantiated generalizations refuting what Jer quoted in the op, you kinda seem to want to initiate peace talks. So did you want to carry on or get along? Seems to me there's been a noticeably better tone on the board this summer than in years past and I think it'd be kinda cool if it continued. Whaddaya say?

**Jer** · 07-24-2010, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by splat

Also, your self-appointed role as arbiter of reality is laughable, at best.

I never said I was perfect, but I'm a hell of a lot more perfect than you. So far I have yet to ban somebody twice because I actually believed he was Blurred. Hey - thanks for apologizing for that misunderstanding on your part tho - that was very big of you.

Splat - if you're so "well-adjusted" then why don't you bring back the PMSGear thread? You know - the thread you thought was so funny? A few others besides me have asked you why you deleted such a funny thread that clearly the vast majority was enjoying. You still haven't given an answer on that one, have you?

...wait..... .....what's that?

Is that your dead Grandmother telling you that they're all against you??

"Fuctard - they're all against you!"

"Fuctard!......."

**Downbound Train** · 07-24-2010, 06:52 PM

If Oddball were here....

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuStsFW4EmQ&feature=PlayList&p=2C7122CCD4B A2544&playnext=1&index=1"]YouTube- Kelly's Heroes Oddball - Negative Waves[/nomedia]

**spook** · 07-24-2010, 08:31 PM

95 times out of 100 anybody who would THINK like this much less write it down for public consumption would definitely be suffering from bigger problems than anybody antagonizing him.

the idea that that person would be whoring for his company in the same arena is funny. that TGR would give him control over anything associated with their product is hilarious.

it's not like jer and i go way back, but jesus, splat, the more you write the less stable and more ridiculous you sound. i hope you're a genius ski builder.

the pmsgear thread was some of the funniest stuff i've seen here in a long time. the fact that it no longer exists makes it even funnier.

comic martyrdom.

Originally Posted by splat View Post
Here's your backstory, Gaper....blurred and summit got to tag along on a story for powder that I was writing about six or seven years ago. The only reason I invited them was because they were such fucktards on powder's forums, I thought skiing with them would somehow influence them to act like normal maggots. My mistake. If they got the best shot for the story, their shot could accompany the story. And they could be in Powder. I traveled a couple thousand miles to Durango and back, put them up in my hotel room and told them it was $100 a head for the cat trip into the Wimenuche Wilderness. Having traveled some distance and put it all together, the guide and I rode that cat for free. When they found out the total was $300 for the trip and they had paid for it, they have been throwing the same shitfit on the forums since. Like six or seven years. They just cling to that shit and exaggerate the fuck out of anything that might make me look bad because I call out blurred for his alias bullshit. I was into travel and hotel about $1,500 for a story that would pay about $300 (this is why I hardly ever write anymore, I don't need to pay to be published. But it is a lot like making skis for no pay ). It is simply their style to take any little thing they can and blow it beyond out of proportion if you challenge their internet misbehavior, kinda like two year olds. I'm the guy willing to take the low blows these fucktards deal for the sake of the sane people who post here.

Shit, the only reason I took the mod job was because summit had volunteered for it and people were pm'ing and calling me to take it before summit handed the keys to the mod panel to blurred. I figured TGR420 had no clue of what they have pulled on forums in the past or was aware of blurred's multiple alias personality disorder, so I told 420 I'd take it. This is something that makes them seethe, I'm sure - someone in a mod position who knows their true nature. These two fucks, plus their like-minded pal jer (how they found someone as fucked up as them blows my mind but hey, it's the internet) make a conscious choice perpetuate the hate rather than act like the mostly well-intentioned majority of maggots on the board. I've never seen either of them support or help any maggot charity or cause, or give condolences to a maggot who has died, or has had a friend who died or any other maggot-oriented cause that has been posted here on the board. The self-centered selfishness they project is unbelievable for the mag crew in general and especially for those who've been around a while. I guess the awesomeness of their words and those of their aliases are enough to make them think they can rule TGR through a bit of stoke and a barrage of nuclear hate inducing posts. They think they can slander me from standing up to the alias bullshit they have been posting for years to build up their own deluded egos, but it ain't gonna happen. They'll do their level best to destroy my business to soothe the sickness they carry, but that won't silence me a bit.

What it really boils down to is that if someone supports the blurred/jer/summit fucktard cartel, I don't want their business. Plain and simple. But the customers I've had time and again over the years have said they can't stand the idiots, so I don't see me losing a thing. And when they get banned from here, there's a pretty good chance I won't even be the one who pulls the trigger.

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