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  1. #1
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    boy can't put a wheel on a bike properly

    I am two weeks post surgery on a broken collar bone. I entered my first DH mtn bike race June 19 and went with my boyfriend (at that time). I had to change the tube on my front tire and in the middle of doing this he put his hands in the way insisting that he do it thinking he would do it faster/better?? The first race of the day was just the silly Super-D. Almost done with the race, I was thrown over the handle bars on a straight, smooth part of the trail. I was stunned and wondered what happened. I turned to see my bike upside down and the front wheel about 6 feet away from it. The (now X-boyfriend) boy had not set the axle far enough into the fork and the wheel gradually worked it's way out. I decided it was over between me and him on the way to the hospital when he acted far less than empathetic, supportive...
    Just thought I'd see what comments came of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joniwirts View Post
    Just thought I'd see what comments came of this.
    im thinking youll get more new bf applications than comments.

    and then some other people will say its your own fault for letting an untrusted mechanic fix your rig pre-race.

    but before all this youre gonna have to post some naked pics of yourself. because youre a girl and because the demands for naked pics have been lax lately. blame the heat.

    personally, a topless photo with your slinged arm strategically placed and surgery scar visible would be tits! since youre new ill give you an example:
    "yeah, yeah. you buy playboy for the articles just like i watch brokeback mountain for the scenery... wait, that doesnt work."

  3. #3
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    Welcome to TGR Joni.

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    I am a pro mechanic and will let you work on your bike, wanna ride some time?

  5. #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missiongravity View Post
    I am a pro mechanic and will let you work on your bike, wanna ride some time?
    Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, trust this person and whatever you do don't get in his van.

  6. #6
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    Damn Joni, didn't get the backstory on that one! Brutal. It all makes sense now.

    BTW, looks like I'm not going to SA this year, again, too many other financial obligations right now.

    Second dfinn's advice, don't be lured by the eight bike capacity on Missiongravity's van.

    -Sam
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air.

  7. #7
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    that bf deserved to be kicked to the curb.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

  8. #8
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    This is why I stay away from relationships

  9. #9
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    Joni - Having been there myself, I am very sorry to hear about your clavicle. I'm not, however, sorry to hear you kicked you BF to the curb; it sounds like he needs a swift kick in the nuts.

    Were you one of several clavicle fractures at the Wolf Creek race?
    Don’t race. Leave that to the scorchers.

  10. #10
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    Are you using a bike with a quick-release fork for a DH race???

    BTW, don't listen or trust Dfinn. He's a dirtly little gnome.
    A fucking show dog with fucking papers

  11. #11
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    Thanks Natedogg, I am a well rounded guy. I just needed someone to shoot down DFinn before I could jump back in this conversation.

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    You should date me, I won't touch your bike

  13. #13
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    wow, I get my internet up and running again, and there's chicks trolling for new BFs. I love TGR.

    I just broke my wrist, can you help me get this couch into my van?
    No longer stuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I just broke my wrist, can you help me get this couch into my van?
    It puts the wheel on the bike...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    there's chicks trolling for new BFs. I love TGR.
    so thats what the server maintenance was for! A+!
    "yeah, yeah. you buy playboy for the articles just like i watch brokeback mountain for the scenery... wait, that doesnt work."

  16. #16
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    yes, it was at Wolf Creek.
    thanks for the words

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    this story became more popular than I ever imagined!
    I am still hearing about it 9 months later.
    looking back this was a blessing in disguise really, despite losing a whole bike/climbing season and gaining a 4 inch long scar, titanium plate, and 6 screws.

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