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  1. #1
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    hilarious backcountry tips from tom wallisch

    i found this video on newschoolers the other day, gave me a good laugh...watch it till the end, theres some vital backcountry tips in there for sure ahaha

    http://www.newschoolers.com/web/cont...deo/id/286667/
    Last edited by 450rider; 06-09-2010 at 08:45 PM.

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    haha, pretty good.

    what's 5? bring a sled, cause hiking sucks.

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    I thought for sure tip #1 was how to make your tall tee double as a powder skirt.

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    might have to hit this bitch open coat......that made me laugh...
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    funny stuff but definitely a little frustrating
    get your priorities crooked

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    "We were all miserable"

    Yes, that would be due to all the cotton underneath that 300 dollar jacket of yours.

    Looked sick, I would have gladly taken their place hiking for that pow while they smoked down in their igloo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by |K_M| View Post
    "We were all miserable"

    Yes, that would be due to all the cotton underneath that 300 dollar jacket of yours.

    Looked sick, I would have gladly taken their place hiking for that pow while they smoked down in their igloo.
    You will forever be known as mohr

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    That was awesome
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    hahaha i like the tips and how they can kinda make fun of themselves

    its funny that they would rather bring a shitload of crappy, good looking gloves rather than one or two good pairs

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    Hilarious! I wonder how many little park rats out there took that seriously.
    "Papa Muntz loved skiing, papa Muntz loved drinking, but what he loved most was drinking and skiing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by |K_M| View Post
    "We were all miserable"

    Yes, that would be due to all the cotton underneath that 300 dollar jacket of yours.

    Looked sick, I would have gladly taken their place hiking for that pow while they smoked down in their igloo.
    Second that! Loved when he said he thought being out there when it was dumping sucked!? Good. Stand around, smoke up and jib all you want.

    When your not looking I'd be poaching all that nip deep pow! I hate skiing when run after run is filled in by the time you get back to it! Ha ha, indeed! To each their own!

    BTW, cotton kills. Back country 101.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynchdogger View Post
    Second that! Loved when he said he thought being out there when it was dumping sucked!? Good. Stand around, smoke up and jib all you want.

    When your not looking I'd be poaching all that nip deep pow! I hate skiing when run after run is filled in by the time you get back to it! Ha ha, indeed! To each their own!

    BTW, cotton kills. Back country 101.
    Kill yourself.

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    Laugh all you want, but their skiing makes you all look like a bunch of clowns.

    Can you not pick up on how they're making fun of themselves?

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam View Post
    Laugh all you want, but their skiing makes you all look like a bunch of clowns.

    Can you not pick up on how they're making fun of themselves?
    Making fun of yourself for having douche-steeze does not mean you aren't douchey.

    And it isn't their skiing that makes them look like clowns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    You will forever be known as mohr
    nooooooooooooooooo

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    pretty funny comment by some newschooler FAG
    "frozen tall tees suck at first but when they thaw out, they are like a foot longer which ups the steeze"

    also lets try and troll out that guy from NS, Greg is it?

    where you at!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lynchdogger View Post
    Second that! Loved when he said he thought being out there when it was dumping sucked!? Good. Stand around, smoke up and jib all you want.

    When your not looking I'd be poaching all that nip deep pow! I hate skiing when run after run is filled in by the time you get back to it! Ha ha, indeed! To each their own!

    BTW, cotton kills. Back country 101.
    He got you good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam View Post
    Laugh all you want, but their skiing makes you all look like a bunch of clowns.

    Can you not pick up on how they're making fun of themselves?
    Its really all about staying ignant. How is that spelled anyways?

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    haha my favourite is "can we just slip the landing? then it would be like a park jump"

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    These guys are sick skiers , but their attempts at humor/comedy suck......... still sick skiers.

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