hypothetical question

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Lets say you get the opportunity of a lifetime. You can have this car-


.....in return for one thing. One of your testicles.

Don't think now.......

Do you:
A)serrate one out of your sack right on the spot

or

B)hell no, I like my nut way too much

or

C)ponder the question and give it serious consideration?



BTW-you can't sell the car for at least 10 years.

Personally, I'd be a one-nutted Ferrari driven fiend in a split second.....

[RootSkier]

d) don't give a flying fuck

[Egon]

I'd go skiing.

[snowsprite]

Oh, no problem. I'll serrate the nut. Do I get to choose whose though?

Sprite

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d) don't give a flying fuck

He man, heard they're working on a cure for CBS. At least there's a touch of hope for you.

[bong_hits_4_Jesus]

Could you tell the insurance company you crashed it into a wall, at say 65 MPH, and keep the insurance money while it was actually safely parked in the garage?

I know what I'd do, but you're an lame attention whore so I'm sure you'd clip em.

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Oh, no problem. I'll serrate the nut. Do I get to choose whose though?

Sprite

Anything for you darling.

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Could you tell the insurance company you crashed it into a wall, at say 65 MPH, and keep the insurance money while it was actually safely parked in the garage?

I know what I'd do, but you're an lame attention whore so I'm sure you'd clip em.

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[x] Coward

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[x] Fail

[Steepdeepnlong]

Okay, but only if Snowsprite does it for me.

[AbsolutStoli]

do i have money to insure it? haha

[Crock]

I hate convertibles...

[JimmyCarter]

The thing that would piss me off is it would only be worth half a testicle as soon as you drove it off the lot.

[OSECS]

The thing that would piss me off is it would only be worth half a testicle as soon as you drove it off the lot.

Yeah, but it'll give you like 6 extra inches of small dick compensation.

[2nd mate]

If it was done by a doctor, not a dentist, and I was knocked out.....YES.

[concretejungle]

I voted no. It wouldn't make it up my driveway.

[gatorboy]

Sure, why not? I've already had the vasectomy done.

[dumpy]

If it comes with gas, insurance and lifetime maintenance, maybe. Otherwise, no. I'd spend more in year to keep it running/on the road then my current car cost total and I've still got another year to pay on that.

Also if I drove that, I'd be having twice as much sex, with only 2/3 of my original equipment. Could put a strain on those resources as well.

[toast2266]

I hate convertibles...

Nothing like getting scalped by 200 mph wind.

There might be some cars that'd I'd lose a nut for, but I don't think that's one of them.

[BrassMonkey]

Ask Lance Armstrong. He'll know.

[Danno]

Also if I drove that, I'd be having twice as much sex,

not sure about that. a buddy of mine bought a really nice porsche, and he says that the only heads he turns are other dudes. the chicks don't care.

[JimmyCarter]

not sure about that. a buddy of mine bought a really nice porsche, and he says that the only heads he turns are other dudes. the chicks don't care.

There was an article in the improper bostonian a few years back where the author (now a writer for Automotive) tested this theory by cruising around Boston with a BMW 6 series convertible (then new to market), a puppy and a baby.

The puppy won every time. The car only attracted dudes.

[Alaskan Rover]

Ummmm......right or left one?

[Huck_Schmuck]

I'd cut it off have it dried and use it as the gear shift. (Damn paddle shifts ruin my plan - ummm, somewhere in the car as a little reminder).

[dumpy]

I'd cut it off have it dried and use it as the gear shift. (Damn paddle shifts ruin my plan - ummm, somewhere in the car as a little reminder).

antenna topper

[AsheanMT]

Cars do nothing for me.


Keep my nut.