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10-29-2004, 07:10 PM #1
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Yeah South Park is So Goooood
Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
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Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man
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Mr. Garrison: Who was in charge of the feminist movement of the early '60's?
Cartman: A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods.
Mr. Garrison: Right. But who was the fattest, oldest skank on her period?
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Cartman: You know the feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass?"Steve McQueen's got nothing on me" - Clutch
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10-30-2004, 12:42 AM #2
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EWW EWW can I play???
Cartman: Shut the fuck up you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garisan: Eric! Did you just say the F word?
Carman: What, Jew?
Mayor: All right, people, we've taken down all the christmas trees, mistletoe, santa's, reindeer, and all other offensice material. Does anyone else have any requests?
Mr. Garison: Can we get rid of all the Mexicans?
Mayor: No Mr. Garison, we can't get rid of all the Mexicans.
Carman: Maybe we aren't seeing heaven because one of us is a J O O.Last edited by PaSucks; 10-30-2004 at 12:44 AM.
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10-30-2004, 09:54 AM #3
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I saw the tale of Mr. Lemmywinks for the first time the other day. The tale of a gerbil that gets shoved up Mr. Slave's ass.....holy christ that show is so incredibly offensive and I would not have it any other way. I almost cried I was laughing so hard. Those guys definitely push the limit.
But probably my favorite is when they do Lord of the Rings.
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10-30-2004, 11:36 AM #4
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4 words: GO SEE TEAM AMERICA!!! That is all.
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10-30-2004, 12:19 PM #5
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Originally Posted by vinzclortho
Heh. Yeah that is my favorite too.
"I smell fourth grader."I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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10-30-2004, 01:43 PM #6
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