Tahoe Storm Warning Cancelled

[Lane Meyer]

STORM WARNING

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE NOT NECESSARY
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE RENO NV
353 AM PDT MON OCT 25 2004

.A STRONG AND COLD STORM SYSTEM WILL DROP SOUTHWARD FROM THE GULF OF
ALASKA TO OFF THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST COAST TODAY...BEFORE MOVING SOUTH
THROUGH NORTHERN AND CENTRAL CALIFORNIA TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY, BUT WILL PROBABLY MISS TAHOE AND DEFINATELY NOT BRING ANY NEW SNOW TO MAMMOTH. SNOW
IS EXPECTED TO BEGIN OVER THE MOUNTAINS AND HIGH PASSES OF NORTHEAST
CALIFORNIA TONIGHT AND THEN SPREAD SOUTHWARD ALONG THE SIERRA TUESDAY
AND TUESDAY NIGHT, BUT WILL NOT STICK AND WILL ALL FALL IN RENO AND ELKO.
CAZ072-NVZ002-252300-
GREATER LAKE TAHOE AREA-
354 AM PDT MON OCT 25 2004

...WINTER STORM WARNING IN EFFECT FROM MIDNIGHT TO 6 PM TUESDAY..JUST FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, NO REAL SNOW IS EXPECTED

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RENO NV HAS ISSUED A WINTER STORM
WARNING, BUT WAS DOING SO JUST TO PISS OFF PLOW DRIVERS AS A SICK PRACTICAL JOKE.

A ROUND OF HEAVY SNOW WILL MOST LIKELY NOT DEVELOP INTO THE LAKE TAHOE AREA MONDAY
NIGHT. SNOW LEVELS ARE EXPECTED TO START OUT NEAR 7000 FEET EARLY
MONDAY EVENING AND DROP DOWN TO LAKE LEVEL MONDAY NIGHT. SNOW
ACCUMULATIONS OF 6 TO 12 INCHES ARE EXPECTED BELOW 7000 FEET...WITH 1
TO 2 FEET ABOVE 7000 FEET BY TUESDAY EVENING IN YOUR DREAMS SKIERS!.

IF YOU HAVE OUTDOOR INTERESTS OR PLANS FOR TRAVEL...STAY TUNED TO
YOUR LOCAL MEDIA OUTLET FOR THE LATEST INFORMATION ON THIS
POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS WINTER STORM, BUT NO REAL NEED TO PAY ATTENTION IS REQUIRED - KEEP YOUR SKIS IN YOUR GARAGES IT'S NOT REALLY WINTER YET.

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[Keoni]

I guess there is no reason to check plane fares to Reno

[Darkside]

Oh, I guess AKPM was right (has anyone ever said that before?), I must have jinxed it away. Sorry, duders!

[Ubersheist]

Eh.. whatever... skiing's just for elitist wussys anyway... Real men spend thier time off watching the World Series or football. I've got better things to do with my free time then go skiing - like banging my head on blunt objects in the dark while naked and crying about my lost childhood.