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02-04-2010, 02:46 PM #1
Piss Chair
You are on a chair with "local legend" skier.
Guy states he has to piss. You know the owner of the resort has freaked out on him before for pissing off the chair.
You keep your mouth shut, but, wonder why he is choosing the time when the chair is passing over the most populated area of the mountain.
Said skier whips it out, starts to piss, and then you hear him say, "Might want to watch yourself in a few seconds."
You see a stream of piss creeping towards you out of the corner of your eye on the chair, since he is pissing all over the chair and not off of the chair.
What do you do?
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02-04-2010, 02:49 PM #2
Punch him right in the fucking face?
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02-04-2010, 02:50 PM #3
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02-04-2010, 02:53 PM #4Registered User
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02-04-2010, 02:54 PM #5
Nope, happened to me, I got lippy with the guy, who got lippy back.
He yelled, "Well, you are wearing GoreTex, why do you care? I piss all over myself riding road races in the summer, it is no big deal."
Anyway, patrol saw (or maybe heard) it, when I got off the lift, they were on him, and thus, the owner met him at the base not long after. The ensuing confrontation was pretty epic from what I heard (it was a powder day, fuck waiting around for that).
Anyway, local legend is now riding another resort.
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02-04-2010, 02:55 PM #6
Punch the baby monkey he's holding in the face.
Fuck him in the throat.
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02-04-2010, 02:59 PM #7
What the hell is wrong with you?
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02-04-2010, 02:59 PM #8
I'd jab him in the pisser with my ski pole then throw him off the chair.
But seriously, people do this? I've never heard or seen this in all my years and I've pretty much only worked at ski resorts. I've pissed out of a stopped gondola a couple times, but not off a lift. If the lift is being evac'd and you have a long wait, it's cool. But pissing off a moving chairlift? It seems like it would be difficult unless you're hung like me, and still would be challenging.
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02-04-2010, 03:00 PM #9
legend ?
what's he legendary for ?
pissing off the chair ?
sounds like his technique sucksBacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.
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02-04-2010, 03:01 PM #10Good-lookin' wool
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If he was still around, I would go on an overnight drunk, enjoy a breakfast of mexican nosh, load the chair with him and give him a real show. Hell, he will be wearing gore-tex. What's the big deal?
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02-04-2010, 03:03 PM #11
I'm not violent, but I punch him in the face just like the guy that did the same shit in my high school locker room showers once.
"You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit
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02-04-2010, 03:14 PM #12
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02-04-2010, 03:25 PM #13
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02-04-2010, 03:26 PM #14
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02-04-2010, 03:27 PM #15Our world is full of surrender at the first sign of adversity, do not give up when the challenge meets you, meet the challenge. Through perseverance comes the rewards, the rewards that make life so enjoyable.
Seize the day, trusting little in the future.
if you want something, go after it. if you want to screw someone over, look DEEP in your heart and realize Karma is a bitch
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02-04-2010, 03:30 PM #16
why are you keeping his identity a secret? he's clearly an ass.
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02-04-2010, 03:31 PM #17
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02-04-2010, 03:50 PM #18
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02-04-2010, 03:53 PM #19
I laughed hard at this thread. Rude bastard.
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02-04-2010, 03:55 PM #20Registered User
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Hey - nice thread dipshit. And here I never said anything about that time I caught you wackin' your bush in the bushes off of bushwacker... Real nice.
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02-04-2010, 03:57 PM #21
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02-04-2010, 03:58 PM #22
if this is what it takes to be a legend at your hill, then I would be a god since I masturbate in the lift line.
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02-04-2010, 03:59 PM #23
ive seen it during an enduro and that makes sense. FTW is up with this dude though, just hit the trees in t-minus 11 minutes.
And that reminds me, what if you saw him pissin on a surface tow. painting a line up the path, ha
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02-04-2010, 04:06 PM #24
[QUOTE=legallyillegal;2736216]It's all pipes! What's the difference?!
I get confused way too easy and I need to keep shit straight !"You damn colonials and your herds of tax write off dressage ponies". PNWBrit
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02-04-2010, 04:12 PM #25
I would have punched him as soon as we got off the lift. No way I'm punching someone while on the lift.
Wow, that's about the most prickish thing I've heard in a while."No avy training but I've watched K2 so many times I think I know what to look for." -JoeStrummer
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