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    Piss Chair

    You are on a chair with "local legend" skier.

    Guy states he has to piss. You know the owner of the resort has freaked out on him before for pissing off the chair.

    You keep your mouth shut, but, wonder why he is choosing the time when the chair is passing over the most populated area of the mountain.

    Said skier whips it out, starts to piss, and then you hear him say, "Might want to watch yourself in a few seconds."

    You see a stream of piss creeping towards you out of the corner of your eye on the chair, since he is pissing all over the chair and not off of the chair.



    What do you do?
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    It's the same argument for prostitution. There's a lot of people in this world who won't be getting laid unless they pay big bucks or fuck an artificial life form. No amount of consolation, pity or comiserating is going to change that reality.
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    Punch him right in the fucking face?
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    Buy him a box of depends and NEVER ride the chair with the guy again?


    So, um, is this a hypothetical?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Punch him right in the fucking face?
    Fuck that, punch him in the throat!

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    Nope, happened to me, I got lippy with the guy, who got lippy back.

    He yelled, "Well, you are wearing GoreTex, why do you care? I piss all over myself riding road races in the summer, it is no big deal."

    Anyway, patrol saw (or maybe heard) it, when I got off the lift, they were on him, and thus, the owner met him at the base not long after. The ensuing confrontation was pretty epic from what I heard (it was a powder day, fuck waiting around for that).

    Anyway, local legend is now riding another resort.

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    So, um, is this a hypothetical?
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    It's the same argument for prostitution. There's a lot of people in this world who won't be getting laid unless they pay big bucks or fuck an artificial life form. No amount of consolation, pity or comiserating is going to change that reality.
    Slaughter is the best medicine.

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    Punch the baby monkey he's holding in the face.

    Fuck him in the throat.

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    What the hell is wrong with you?

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    I'd jab him in the pisser with my ski pole then throw him off the chair.

    But seriously, people do this? I've never heard or seen this in all my years and I've pretty much only worked at ski resorts. I've pissed out of a stopped gondola a couple times, but not off a lift. If the lift is being evac'd and you have a long wait, it's cool. But pissing off a moving chairlift? It seems like it would be difficult unless you're hung like me, and still would be challenging.

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    legend ?

    what's he legendary for ?
    pissing off the chair ?
    sounds like his technique sucks
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    If he was still around, I would go on an overnight drunk, enjoy a breakfast of mexican nosh, load the chair with him and give him a real show. Hell, he will be wearing gore-tex. What's the big deal?

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    I'm not violent, but I punch him in the face just like the guy that did the same shit in my high school locker room showers once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    But seriously, people do this?
    Was going to say the same thing. I can understand heading for the trees or maybe even the side of a trail but from the chair??!!!

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    ^^^^

    The guy said he did not have enough time to stop and piss during his runs, that it was a waste of time on the mountain.

    Also said I was "too fat" for Fritschis.
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    It's the same argument for prostitution. There's a lot of people in this world who won't be getting laid unless they pay big bucks or fuck an artificial life form. No amount of consolation, pity or comiserating is going to change that reality.
    Slaughter is the best medicine.

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    'fess up. Who was it?

    Or, we can do this the fun way and guess the identity. I'm going to guess: "Blurred."
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    Quote Originally Posted by F.D.V. View Post
    ^^^^

    The guy said he did not have enough time to stop and piss during his runs, that it was a waste of time on the mountain.

    Also said I was "too fat" for Fritschis.
    So who IS this spandex loving local?
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    why are you keeping his identity a secret? he's clearly an ass.
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    His first name is Tim, I think that should be sufficient.
    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    It's the same argument for prostitution. There's a lot of people in this world who won't be getting laid unless they pay big bucks or fuck an artificial life form. No amount of consolation, pity or comiserating is going to change that reality.
    Slaughter is the best medicine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OSECS View Post
    I'm not violent, but I punch him in the face just like the guy that did the same shit in my high school locker room showers once.
    It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

    holy fucking shitballs

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    I laughed hard at this thread. Rude bastard.

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    Hey - nice thread dipshit. And here I never said anything about that time I caught you wackin' your bush in the bushes off of bushwacker... Real nice.

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    Oh isn't this fun!
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    tit ass balls. that's a better sig. or fucktardnutz. YOU MUST NOW CHOOSE!!!!

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    if this is what it takes to be a legend at your hill, then I would be a god since I masturbate in the lift line.

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    ive seen it during an enduro and that makes sense. FTW is up with this dude though, just hit the trees in t-minus 11 minutes.

    And that reminds me, what if you saw him pissin on a surface tow. painting a line up the path, ha

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    [QUOTE=legallyillegal;2736216]It's all pipes! What's the difference?!


    I get confused way too easy and I need to keep shit straight !
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    I would have punched him as soon as we got off the lift. No way I'm punching someone while on the lift.

    Wow, that's about the most prickish thing I've heard in a while.
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