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  1. #26
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    I just googled "tim skier legend" and this is the guy:

    Down-the-hill McGill

    No wonder he has to piss on the lift since he's moving too fast down the hill to stop.

    But how can he get access with that suit????

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    I don't believe in violence. But hey, one good turn deserves another (and this was a doozie). So spit in his face right before hopping off the lift and ski away should even things out!

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    You should have shit in your hand and then slapped him in the face with it.
    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

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    You should've jizzed on him
    I gots the jacket with the blue fox fur

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    OMG I can't even believe you guys would say those things, I really can't...


    when spitting is so much cleaner (for you), quicker, and easier!

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    How many people on what capacity chair.
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    Your post is a testament to why you are not a local legend.

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    so that's the guy?

    this is unreal. I'm calling shenanigans....

    can anybody vouch for this?

    there's a fucking phone number on that website. I'm tempted as hell to call and verify this shit. Because one way or the other something wrong has happened: you don't piss on people and/or you don't tell that kind of story about a local legend if it's not true.

    which is it? who is the douche? oh teh drama.


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    and while we're at it, let us not fail to acknowledge this bit of pure win from that same site:



    I can't believe such a fine woman would associate with a chair-pisser, local legend or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowsprite View Post
    ...
    when spitting is so much cleaner (for you), quicker, and easier!

    Sprite
    are you sure about that?!?

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    with unlimited trees to piss on, im gonna have to call bullshit. With that said, as a youngster, i pounded beer upon beer. We'd bury them in the snow down by the lift. Either way, i have the worst bladder known to mankind. If im drinking a serious amount of beer, i piss every 10min. I never was unable to at least make the lift run up the mountain. If the lift stopped, thats another story. YOu gotta go, you gotta go. And believe me, YOU GOTTA GO. IF i was stuck on a lift not moving, bladder full of beer piss, im gonna go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YetiMan View Post
    so that's the guy?

    this is unreal. I'm calling shenanigans....

    can anybody vouch for this?
    No, I believe it. That guy totally looks like a lift pisser.

    No way Tracie would date a lift pisser, though. Bank on it.

    You should've pushed the guy off the chair, into his own pee, some of which must certainly have fallen to the snow below. I don't think that was a hard problem to solve. No quarter for lift pissers.
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    I'd hit it, at 125 only though. I'm not quite a local legend. You mean the carpet pissers did this?


    I DON'T THINK SO!!

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    a speed skier name Max Sachs?

    that's like an ice cream vendor named Cone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Fuck that, punch him in the throat!
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    Let's just take a moment here to compare helmets:

    U of M:

    chairpisser:

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    Quote Originally Posted by woodstocksez View Post
    No, I believe it. That guy totally looks like a lift pisser.

    No way Tracie would date a lift pisser, though. Bank on it.

    You should've pushed the guy off the chair, into his own pee, some of which must certainly have fallen to the snow below. I don't think that was a hard problem to solve. No quarter for lift pissers.
    WIN!

    OH FUCk, I haven't laughed so hard....I still cant type........

    "No quarter for lift pissers" I'm gonna make a t-shirt!

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    Please tell me this happened at Mary Jane...

    Mary Jane Piss-in-your-Face Fun Time

    It's all a big misunderstanding....
    maybe he was just trying to help you "cheese your effing balls off"

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.D.V. View Post

    He yelled, "Well, you are wearing GoreTex, why do you care? I piss all over myself riding road races in the summer, it is no big deal."
    He make a valid point.
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    At least he didn't shit in the gondola.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoAskAlice View Post
    At least he didn't shit in the gondola.

    how do you know he didn't...

    If you don't have time to pee in the trees what's to keep you from browning down in the gondy?

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    do ya reckon he pisses in sinks too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmg97 View Post
    You should have shit in your hand and then slapped him in the face with it.
    This really cracks me up for some reason.
    eating and sleeping is serious business

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    So that's the shit legends are made of.....whatevah.
    I'd definitely inform him that he had no business depositing his bodily fluids in my threads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    Punch the baby monkey he's holding in the face.

    Fuck him in the throat.
    Alright, now it's getting weahd in heah.

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