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Thread: Piss Chair
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02-04-2010, 04:15 PM #26
I just googled "tim skier legend" and this is the guy:
Down-the-hill McGill
No wonder he has to piss on the lift since he's moving too fast down the hill to stop.
But how can he get access with that suit????
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02-04-2010, 04:23 PM #27
I don't believe in violence. But hey, one good turn deserves another (and this was a doozie). So spit in his face right before hopping off the lift and ski away should even things out!
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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02-04-2010, 05:56 PM #28I touched your avatar
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You should have shit in your hand and then slapped him in the face with it.
Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit
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02-04-2010, 07:09 PM #29
You should've jizzed on him
I gots the jacket with the blue fox fur
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02-04-2010, 08:42 PM #30
OMG I can't even believe you guys would say those things, I really can't...
when spitting is so much cleaner (for you), quicker, and easier!
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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02-04-2010, 08:46 PM #31
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02-04-2010, 08:50 PM #32
Your post is a testament to why you are not a local legend.
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02-04-2010, 08:53 PM #33
so that's the guy?
this is unreal. I'm calling shenanigans....
can anybody vouch for this?
there's a fucking phone number on that website. I'm tempted as hell to call and verify this shit. Because one way or the other something wrong has happened: you don't piss on people and/or you don't tell that kind of story about a local legend if it's not true.
which is it? who is the douche? oh teh drama.
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02-04-2010, 09:01 PM #34
and while we're at it, let us not fail to acknowledge this bit of pure win from that same site:
I can't believe such a fine woman would associate with a chair-pisser, local legend or not.
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02-04-2010, 09:03 PM #35
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02-04-2010, 09:06 PM #36I call bullshit
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with unlimited trees to piss on, im gonna have to call bullshit. With that said, as a youngster, i pounded beer upon beer. We'd bury them in the snow down by the lift. Either way, i have the worst bladder known to mankind. If im drinking a serious amount of beer, i piss every 10min. I never was unable to at least make the lift run up the mountain. If the lift stopped, thats another story. YOu gotta go, you gotta go. And believe me, YOU GOTTA GO. IF i was stuck on a lift not moving, bladder full of beer piss, im gonna go.
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02-04-2010, 09:10 PM #37King of Scots
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No, I believe it. That guy totally looks like a lift pisser.
No way Tracie would date a lift pisser, though. Bank on it.
You should've pushed the guy off the chair, into his own pee, some of which must certainly have fallen to the snow below. I don't think that was a hard problem to solve. No quarter for lift pissers.
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02-04-2010, 09:13 PM #38
I'd hit it, at 125 only though. I'm not quite a local legend. You mean the carpet pissers did this?
I DON'T THINK SO!!
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02-04-2010, 10:23 PM #39
a speed skier name Max Sachs?
that's like an ice cream vendor named Cone!
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02-04-2010, 10:26 PM #40
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02-04-2010, 10:29 PM #41
Let's just take a moment here to compare helmets:
U of M:
chairpisser:
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02-04-2010, 10:33 PM #42
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02-04-2010, 10:38 PM #43
Please tell me this happened at Mary Jane...
Mary Jane Piss-in-your-Face Fun Time
It's all a big misunderstanding....
maybe he was just trying to help you "cheese your effing balls off"
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02-05-2010, 03:00 PM #44People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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02-05-2010, 03:25 PM #45
At least he didn't shit in the gondola.
You've got to have the courage to say to your wife, "Get in there and make me some bean dip."
-Vernon Dozier
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02-05-2010, 10:04 PM #46
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02-06-2010, 01:40 AM #47
do ya reckon he pisses in sinks too?
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02-06-2010, 01:55 AM #48
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02-06-2010, 01:57 AM #49glocal
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So that's the shit legends are made of.....whatevah.
I'd definitely inform him that he had no business depositing his bodily fluids in my threads.
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02-06-2010, 08:12 AM #50
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