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Thread: Subaru Outback #1 Lesbian car?
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10-14-2004, 08:50 PM #26Originally Posted by yogachik
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10-14-2004, 09:45 PM #27
Around these parts I agree that the Forester is much more the Lesmobile than the Outback. There are A LOT of women driving Outbacks that don't appear to be lesbos. Maybe Outbacks are for the lipstick crowd while Foresters are for the butch crowd.
A lot of people earn their turns. Some just get bigger checks.
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10-14-2004, 09:49 PM #28
When I read the first post I immediately thought "I would have picked the Forester." I'm glad everyone else confirmed my opinion. Can you imagine how many Subarus must have been parked near Key Arena when the Storm won the WNBA championship Tuesday night?
Yeah, the smaller pickups are big with lesbians, too. For some reason they're not as much into full-sized pickups.
And let me just add: not that there's anything wrong with it!Last edited by The AD; 10-14-2004 at 09:58 PM.
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10-14-2004, 09:51 PM #29
I'm not a homo, but powho is a fag! (Jeep Wrangler)
Avoiding the real world since 1979
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10-14-2004, 11:26 PM #30
So on the other hand, is this why guys with penis problems drive monster pickup trucks and Hummers?
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10-15-2004, 02:48 AM #31Originally Posted by Benny Profane
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10-15-2004, 03:27 AM #32
I've been thinking about getting a subahru;
Just because I want to get more in touch with my inner lesbian.
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10-15-2004, 04:03 AM #33
Is there a box to check on your lease for sexual preference?
"I smell varmint puntang."
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10-15-2004, 04:48 AM #34
Man, this is f****d up. I own an Outback now, and my last car was a Jetta - a white one no less. Thanks for making me self concious. At least the current car is black.
It's funny that the list mentions small pickups. I would never have thought that lesbians like small pickups, but there's a lesbian I work with who drives a Ford Ranger. Go figure. And the two gay guys who used to be in my department drove a Jeep Cherokee and a Jeep Wrangler. Now that I think about it, I see an awful lot of cars on that list in our parking garage.
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10-15-2004, 06:09 AM #35
Aahemim
In my best manly voice, "Noticed all the Ford F150's in the parking lot this AM, gonna get me one of them soon."
My wife got her Forester in Tahoe and that sucker rallies in snow. We've had it since 99' and it's does rock in snow country. I drive it now and at 6' I must look like one big ol' dike in there. Ugly one too...
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10-15-2004, 06:20 AM #36
I must confirm that in these parts 80% of subaru's are sporting rainbow stickers.
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10-15-2004, 06:24 AM #37
i confirm that i in no way care about what percentage of gay people drive what car. and just think about all those sneaky gay people not driving subarus flying under the radar, they even possibly don't have rainbow stickers too!
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10-15-2004, 07:22 AM #38
"I'm John Kerry, and I approved this message, because we need to know the truth about lesbians in America."
"DICK CHENEY'S DAUGHTER MOST DEFINITELY DRIVES A SUBARU OUTBACK OR FORESTER."
This message has been paid for by the DNC and Kerry/Edwards '04.
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10-15-2004, 08:09 AM #39Originally Posted by Bluebird
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10-15-2004, 08:27 AM #40
In Eagle and Summit County the predominant lesbo ride is the late model Ranger with a topper. Usually a topper of different color than the truck.
I think it's code for something."The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher
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10-15-2004, 09:32 AM #41Originally Posted by Punani
- Loudon Wainwright the 3rd.
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung.
It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo
(I hate that machis'mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!Good runs when you get them.
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10-15-2004, 09:59 AM #42
Around these parts the Forester is the lesbo choice. The Outback seems to be the choice of the grey hair LL Bean types.
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10-15-2004, 10:25 AM #43Originally Posted by Lynx
edit: I drive an White Outback Wagon, L.L. Bean Edition. I must really like chics too!Last edited by Buzzworthy; 10-15-2004 at 12:31 PM.
"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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10-15-2004, 12:18 PM #44
It's OK to be male and drive an Outback, just consider yourself a lesbian trapped in a man's body...
Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic...
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