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    Not sure what to do with this

    Just got this note from a well known poster here.





    I mean who REALLY holds the upper hand in this situation?
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    He's bluffing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    I mean who REALLY holds the upper hand in this situation?
    he does. for him it's a win/win either way.
    197 Katanas for sale, very low miles.

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    buy a 29er yourself and meet him in colorado for the best riding of your life
    Read my blog at oilcanracer.blogspot.com

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    I should have known this would be ruined by dorks.


    And for once it's not the little yellow one.
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    You don't know it, but he already HAS a 29er singlespeed.

    If you don't go, it gives him justification to finally show it off.

    Ergo, he has the upper hand.
    "Vagenius"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daywalker View Post
    You don't know it, but he already HAS a 29er singlespeed.

    If you don't go, it gives him justification to finally show it off.

    Ergo, he has the upper hand.
    does it have mary bars?
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    does it have mary bars?
    Jeff Jones H-Bars, that thing is MTBR'd out!
    "Vagenius"

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    Owning a 29" single speed is kinda of like being gay but without all the buttseks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    does it have mary bars?
    It's also got cork grips and a built in bottle opener for some front range flavor. More likely then not, he'll have save apex tattooed across his knuckles. Better save that cat fast.
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    I figure when he realized he was still 10-15 feet off as he flew the K his asshole puckered so hard it ate his nuts
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    In the other scenario, you would be like "Peanut Butter, cool, fuck I'm stuck HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME oh fuck I'm screwed, but at least I have time to think about how screwed I am. I guess that is a blessing. FUCK NO IT'S NOT A BLESSSING I'M STUCK AND I'M DYING.

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    MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!

    Belt drive ftw, bitches.

    Was that thing droppy enough, woo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowtron's ghost View Post
    MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!

    Belt drive ftw, bitches.

    Was that thing droppy enough, woo?
    I'm not speaking to you
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    I have no idea. We'll have to wait till it gets on a bike in another country. I've at least covered my bases though.


    Thanks man!
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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    You didn't touch it did you???!?!?!

    That shit's contagious!!!1111
    There's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kidwoo View Post
    does it have mary bars?
    Mine does. You can borrow it if you want to take it with to Colo RAD o.





    On second thought, no, you can't. I've seen your videos. My bike will come back in a crumpled heap of twisted wreckage.

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    I""M RAAAAAADDDDD

    Didn't he already sell one of these with one "lite" right on it?
    “Is there nothing sacred? Have we lost our moral center? It just makes me want to pee on someone.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by beaterdit View Post
    You didn't touch it did you???!?!?!

    That shit's contagious!!!1111
    I did wake up with a ratty looking beard this morning.


    And some chrome brand shoes.
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    They sent me some fo free....what am I supposed to do?

    edit: and they are actually quite nice for riding around town on flats, good grip, stiff-ish sole
    Last edited by flowtron's ghost; 10-14-2009 at 04:18 PM.
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    Joe has girl handwriting.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    Call the bluff and shoot the hostage.

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    ^Double tap to be sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Call the bluff and shoot the hostage.
    Dammit I wanted to post SHOOT THE HOSTAGE.

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    Der Poopenhausen!










    Wait...wrong thread.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.

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    flow pimps colored chains

    will you guys just make out already?
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    ...I would have dove into that bush like Jon McMurray.

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    Quote Originally Posted by squatch View Post
    will you guys just make out already?
    Hey that's a pretty good idea.
    STRAVA: Enabling dorks everywhere to get trails shut down........ all for the sake of a race on the internet.

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