Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
I love The Old Testament - all the killing and rape and murder and vengeful god smoting everybody. The New Testament is super lame - basically four versions of some hippie wandering around trying to convert everybody to communism. This is why I don't understand Christian conservatives. Satanic Conservatism makes way more sense.
Old Testament God is way more conservative than some hair farmer chillaxing with hookers and gross poor people and telling them to quit being so judgmental, man.