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09-29-2004, 09:06 AM #176
sucks on the internet
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Well guys
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Everyone wasting his bosses time by posting in this thread is lucky not working for an asshole like myself, doing the Donald Trump's thing to you by saying 'You're fired' !
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09-29-2004, 09:08 AM #177
Sub-par GTA Player
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Well aren't you guys so clever. Let's see, who can I make fun of who's dumb enough to read this thread and not figure this colour thang out...I know!
Basom: He smells funny and skis like my arthritic grandmother. He will feel shame when next we ski together and I leave him scrambling for his exploded gear. Ha ha ha! Now let's all watch him continue his march to the highest post-per-day count, thereby indicating that he has less of a life than AKPM.
Sick and ashamed and happy (but mostly ashamed),
d.
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09-29-2004, 09:12 AM #178
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you saying you got fired or would if you got caught?
Originally Posted by Hicks
Well guys ,
Everyone wasting his bosses time by posting in this thread is lucky not working for an asshole like myself, doing the Donald Trump's thing to you by saying 'You're fired' !
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09-29-2004, 09:15 AM #179
Funky but chic
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hahaha, close but no cigar, base
edit: fine, delete your post, but I saw it.Last edited by iceman; 09-29-2004 at 09:16 AM. Reason: to mess with basom
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09-29-2004, 09:18 AM #180
We'll blast them at sea
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Originally Posted by iceman
i suck at the internet. wtf did you get this color?
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09-29-2004, 09:19 AM #181
We'll blast them at sea
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fuck you smarty pants! Originally Posted by gincognito
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09-29-2004, 09:23 AM #182
Funky but chic
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365wp came up with it somehow, I just quoted him. Originally Posted by basom
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09-29-2004, 09:42 AM #183
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The real question is, can ya see this with night vision?
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09-29-2004, 09:59 AM #184
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You are definitely the first I'd tell to hit the road! Originally Posted by AltaPowderDaze
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09-29-2004, 10:06 AM #185
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Last edited by Keoni; 09-29-2004 at 10:19 AM. Reason: to avoid becoming a victim
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09-29-2004, 10:13 AM #186
We'll blast them at sea
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Originally Posted by Keoni is becoming a victim
dont suffer like the rest of them keoni. you can step it up, you can save yourself. do i need to post the drought victim photo again? pleas no.
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09-29-2004, 10:16 AM #187
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My bad......... Originally Posted by basom
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09-29-2004, 01:29 PM #188
i am 138
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In order to bring the up excitement level of an Oakland A's baseball game me and my buddies embarked in an ever so entertaining and dangerous fart contest. Back and forth we would go letting out juicy barbbles, gastric cleaners and windy stinky bombs. After about 4 pushes in, my methane build up was quickly depleating. But in the sake of keeping the game alive I went for the oh so dangerous gut-cleansing-big-final-push. With a clench of my ass and a push from my stomach out came the juciest of barbbles yet. Everyone laughed to tears, "holy fuck that was a wet one," they informed me. Oh I knew, I knew very well that that was a VERY wet one. But i couldn't get up and run to the bathroom yet. They'd know I shat myself in the 6th inning at the A's game. So I had to sit there, sit there with a good helping of wet shit filled to the brim in my tighty whiteys. (I was 10 and used to wear them.) I think I sat there for a good inning and a half. These were my school mates and I went to a very small catholic school. If they were to find out I would forever be know as Cody "The kid you shit himself at the A's game" Townsend. I finally when the time was right, excused myself to the bathroom. You know, walking up 40 to 50 stairs with your underwear full of shit is hard. Trying to walk semi-normally while not letting the wet load drop into your jeans is tough. But I made it, flushed by underwear down the toliet, throughly cleaned myself and commandoed it the rest of the game. I escaped without anyone ever knowing.
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09-29-2004, 01:50 PM #189
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Until now Mister Poopy Pants Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik
I hope your reading this Cant. This is much worse than my shirt incident, of course I wasn't 10, but...
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09-29-2004, 03:03 PM #190
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There is no shame in shitting your pants. Come to think of it, I'm shitting my pants right now! I'm so glad I'm wearing oops I crapped my pants!
unfortunately there isnt a COLOR=Poop
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09-29-2004, 04:44 PM #191
<--You are what you eat
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This is fucking wonderful! Two Drops! Originally Posted by CantDog
"Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy
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12-11-2005, 01:42 PM #192
Skiing = FUN
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Bump because this thread made it into the hall of fame (that fact is about as funny as the thread itself) and because I can look back on the days when I took this place super seriously and can grin.
Those were the days.
(Also because I've been very satisfied with the PR's. Very fun skis.)Days on snow 06-07: 3
Days behind a boat summer 2006: 24
"Coming here and asking whether you need wider skis is like turning up at the Neverland Ranch and asking Michael if he'd like to come to Tampa with the kids" -bad roo.
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