Thread: fI am drunk as as skunk

Appare ntly my roomate3 is a dkier5. I am drink. I a=mean derunk. I can' t rype. Fuck. I am so drunmk. In one month I will be 211. Ir ia great. I just farted. TGR rules. My roomagte informes me that thjier is the burdy post over. I saw some woods todau, adn some beer, ajd vodka, and Then i walked back;ike a mile to cam[pus. I passed some barbed wire, and some fenced, and I was, anm still drunk.

Originally posted by PaSucks
Appare ntly my roomate3 is a dkier5. I am drink. I a=mean derunk. I can' t rype. Fuck. I am so drunmk. In one month I will be 211. Ir ia great. I just farted. TGR rules. My roomagte informes me that thjier is the burdy post over. I saw some woods todau, adn some beer, ajd vodka, and Then i walked back;ike a mile to cam[pus. I passed some barbed wire, and some fenced, and I was, anm still drunk.

DPPS

Fine job maggot.

Let's see. I'm drunk. I did one or two Everclear shots tonight. I paddled today, paddling tomorrow, and the next and the next. Why must drunks type so poorly, amateurs.

I just cooked pirerogie. It was good. Time for some more jdrunk4en food. all it5 rithgt with the world.

edit. ASnd watchin Goodfella's. Im gonig to go get the papers, get the papers.

Fuck. I+MY head huts. Im supposed o go to thiel tommorow witj my roomate. OUCH.

what exactly does DPPS stand for besides Drunk and Post?

edit - thanks

dpps=drunk post preservation society


It's this joke where that most people haven't realised was old like 4 million years ago, and they do it to get the consensual group laughter and applause they've lacked receiving in other threads.

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
...It's this joke where that most people haven't realised was old like 4 million years ago, and they do it to get the consensual group laughter and applause they've lacked receiving in other threads.

Wow.

I'm speechless.

Wait, no.... I'm not.

DPPS, Brett.

Originally posted by BlurredElevens
dpps=drunk post preservation society


It's this joke where that most people haven't realised was old like 4 million years ago, and they do it to get the consensual group laughter and applause they've lacked receiving in other threads.

wowzer, berette, i was hopin to swing the forum portrayal that you was jus an assholio, but realize that i wa s not the drunkest drunk, nor did i bounc e my head off any rocks while i was turned over 'n' realize i was drownin......... in my own pride, cause low n behold me video proclaimed to not show me do chit, but put me in the back seat n i can talk tee-rash to all the collective.........whos deeeruuuunnkkk nowwww beotch

hahaha I am sio fuckin wahsted too and i m going bikeing at8:00 tomorrow maybe with GT amd I cant wait .... dpwmhilll baby ...... yeahhhhhh REd Bulllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by powderhound
wowzer, berette, i was hopin to swing the forum portrayal that you was jus an assholio, but realize that i wa s not the drunkest drunk, nor did i bounc e my head off any rocks while i was turned over 'n' realize i was drownin......... in my own pride, cause low n behold me video proclaimed to not show me do chit, but put me in the back seat n i can talk tee-rash to all the collective.........whos deeeruuuunnkkk nowwww beotch

Please stay drunk, because it seems that when you are sober all you do is obsess over everything I do. Glad you're keeping up with my every move, guess there's not much to do in Tampa eh?