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  1. 04-04-2009, 05:07 PM #1
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    Dex - WTF is going on in this photo?



    Was this sow hassling you?

    Why is she pointing to her crotch?

    ?????

    Was it hot in that suit?

    Did you end up changing the world?

    ????????



    What happened?
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  2. 04-04-2009, 05:13 PM #2
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    Are you talking to me? What's it been, like two years now? You do understand that changing your name doesn't change the fact that I can't hear you--or maybe you don't. Your dimness never knew any bounds before, so...

    Today, 07:07 PM
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  3. 04-04-2009, 05:18 PM #3
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    Dex - you're actually so full of yourself that you think I started this thread to ask you a question?

    How'd you figure out that Smokey McPole was actually me? Did Benny clue you in?

    Please respond again. In fact, you should post three different times with quotes.

    This thread's going great so far...
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  4. 04-04-2009, 06:12 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    You do understand that changing your name...
    Look out Smokey, he's on to you!
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  5. 04-04-2009, 09:31 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokey McPole View Post
    Dex - you're actually so full of yourself that you think I started this thread to ask you a question?

    How'd you figure out that Smokey McPole was actually me? Did Benny clue you in?

    Please respond again. In fact, you should post three different times with quotes.

    This thread's going great so far...
    BUT NOT THAT GREAT BECAUSE WE STILL HAVEN'T POSTED THE FUNNIEST THING - EVEN FUNNIER THAN A LIBRODOUCHE IN A CHICKEN SUIT. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FUNNY THING IS???












    I'LL TELL YOU IN A SECOND.....













    I BET YOU KNOW.........................











    YOU THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AIDS, RIGHT?????????????? WELL GUESS WHAT...........................















    YOU'RE WRONG, ITS NOT........................................




















    INSTEAD ITS..........................................
















    OH WAIT, YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOORAY FOR AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BUY PMSGEAR SKIS, NOT PMGEAR SKIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EXTRA S IS FOR SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIDS!!
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  6. 04-04-2009, 09:59 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smokey McPole View Post
    Was this sow hassling you?

    Why is she pointing to her crotch?

    ?????

    Was it hot in that suit?

    Did you end up changing the world?

    ????????



    What happened?
    Pretty much, she told me to go home, and I said my mom is out until five, I can't go home yet, she has the keys. Then she made fun of me and called me a latch-key kid. Good thing she didn't follow me, she might've seen my awesome collection of GWB related bongs. I have that one of him pooping on the World Trade Center, but I totally just scored this awesome one of him having gay sex with Rush Limbaugh. I think it's great, especially because they're gay. Everyone should be gay, then maybe a girl would like me.

    It ain't over yet. Obama was born in Kenya, according to his own past testimony, his biographer's testimony, his grandmother's testimony, and that of his cousin. Furthermore, Kenya has sealed BHO's records.

    Why do Kenyan records of Obama exist? He was born in HI, right? It gets so much thicker than this, though.

    The Supreme Court has given Barack has until Dec 1st to give up the goods.

    -BSS, I pruned this to exactly 500 characters to show everyone how stupid you are.
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  7. 04-05-2009, 04:32 PM #7
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    But then wouldn't the girl be gay too? And then she'd like other girls instead of douchebags.


    Hey Phillipe - know what's realy funny? Deodorant and not eating snails.
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  8. 04-05-2009, 04:45 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Douchebag Rutecki View Post
    Pretty much, she told me to go home, and I said my mom is out until five, I can't go home yet, she has the keys. Then she made fun of me and called me a latch-key kid. Good thing she didn't follow me, she might've seen my awesome collection of GWB related bongs. I have that one of him pooping on the World Trade Center, but I totally just scored this awesome one of him having gay sex with Rush Limbaugh. I think it's great, especially because they're gay. Everyone should be gay, then maybe a girl would like me.

    HEY - YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR CHICKEN SUIT ON AGAIN AND WE COULD HANG OUT IN THE STREET LIKE A COUPLE OF DOUCHEBAGS AGAIN!!! I'LL EVEN WEAR MY ALOHA SHIRT!!!! OH, DAMMIT!!! MY WAIST HAS BALLOONED OUT 10 MORE INCHES SINCE OUT LAST PHOTO SHOOT AND IT DOESN'T FIT ANYMORE!!!!! I'LL HAVE TO GET ANOTHER ONE!!! WHERE CAN YOU FIND FLORAL-PRINT TENTS???
    It was fun while I was a loser..
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  9. 04-06-2009, 08:16 PM #9
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    This thread is Pol Ass worthy. It always amazes me when people respond to those they supposedly have on ignore. In seriousness.

    Must be a shared trait among Domino's drivers, know it all "journalists", and grass skiers.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  10. 04-06-2009, 08:20 PM #10
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    Are you beginning to share Jer's fixation on me? I don't know how I feel about a second stalker, but if you must just remember to make AIDS jokes and imply I'm gay. That shit never gets old.
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  11. 04-06-2009, 08:22 PM #11
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    Meh, that's not really my style. And truth be told, I wouldn't have even posted in this thread if you hadn't responded to someone you say is on 'ignore'. I find that fascinating, regardless of who is responding and who they are responding to.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  12. 04-06-2009, 08:26 PM #12
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    I still haven't seen what he posted, but I do see his subject lines (ignore doesn't make his threads not appear). So I responded to remind him that I really don't converse with him.

    He still posts after about half of my posts (Brett used to do the same thing but finally figured it out), so I guess the message was lost, but I do what I can for our mentally challenged friends.
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  13. 04-06-2009, 08:40 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    know it all "journalists"
    Who's a journalist? Having a diary doesn't count.
    Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
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    No is that like whne I come on your mosms face whle you lick my ballsss???
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  14. 04-07-2009, 04:33 PM #14
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    Dex: four posts so far on a thread started by a guy he has on ignore.

    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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