Thread: TR JONGtacular GRAYS AND TORREYS

Originally Posted by Rossta

this made me laugh. i hoped it was a joke. then i read further and learned it wasn't.

maybe you should take the loss of your gear and the fact that you've had sar called out twice for you as a sign. seriously. step back and re-evaluate what you're doing.

I think that gave it away as a joke, genius. Sure, somebody is this stupid, but Jongy just trolled the shit out of you.

I sure hope this is a joke : /

He needs to set fire to his ski partner in the next TR.

Originally Posted by fivefourtwo

I sure hope this is a joke : /

No joke. http://www.14ers.com/php14ers/tripre...&cpgm=tripmain

He had better luck trying to climb Missouri last spring. http://www.14ers.com/php14ers/tripreport.php?trip=5351

I heart Jongy

This shit is solid fucking platinum. Thanks for sharing your story Sir Jongalot. It's good to let it all out so we can learn from your mistakes and yes, your glorious accomplishments. Bravo.

Yeah, looks like he has figured out the ski cut! Next step is to ski down the avi-groomed slope...

Originally Posted by MrWaffles989

My partner viewed the trip as a total disaster. I viewed it as a kick a$$ adventure.

Your partner was right.

So whoever this mrwaffles is... holy shit! Kid has a death warrant. Period.


And whats with the friend constantly bailing? These stories are just really weird.....

Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

^^^
Oh you guys are such Gods on the snow.

So what if 2 out of 3 of my trips turned into SAR calls, who hasn't had a few SAR callouts?

I'm getting giddy waiting for the reponses to this...

I'm feeling you SJ. I'm amazed these people can call themselves experts if they can't ski somewhere without a partner. Kudos to you for having the balls to ski such gnarly lines. It speaks to your ability that you were able to ski off that avalanche.

Keep on keepin it real.

I don't claim to be an expert but I'm pretty sure that's not the lesson.

Originally Posted by Yemble

I don't claim to be an expert but I'm pretty sure that's not the lesson.

That was absolutely the lesson. Don't be a hater.

Bravo Sir, bravo!

Jongalot is obviously not the author of this TR, great trolling, I laughed

But, if the author is reading. You're a fucking moron.
Vicious, ^^^, and I after playing around in Grizzly gulch all day came down to the parking lot full of Sheriffs and SAR people. Everybody was concerned. We tried to give as many indications as possible (about a REALLY SKETCHY snowpack) but all three of us were thinking "what a fucking moron, solo'ing Torreys on a day like this".

Don't go out in the back country again. If I see you near a trail head, I'll break your leg right there, that way you'll save SAR expenses and worrying people.

B for the win.

Whirred

Holy crap, this is the best Jongy report yet. Way to kill it man!

This kid is going to Rainier in a few weeks. I've been planning to go with them. I'm now having 2^n second thoughts about being tied in with the guy.

crazy. the dude from 14ers posted this on my la plata report from 2 weeks ago.


"The slope in the one picture from pitch 2 with robby is so steep that it looks like you turned the pic sideways! niiiice. Makes me excited for this wknd. Awesome report!"

Originally Posted by Bean

This kid is going to Rainier in a few weeks. I've been planning to go with them. I'm now having 2^n second thoughts about being tied in with the guy.

I'd be having 5^n and 6^n thoughts by now. Even with the weird winter we're having, Rainier this time of year is serious.

Originally Posted by Finntroll

I think that gave it away as a joke, genius. Sure, somebody is this stupid, but Jongy just trolled the shit out of you.

ha ha that's real funny. Rossta gets the shit trolled out of him.

oh well i still hold the same sentiment towards the dumbass that sets his dog on fire while trying to cook in his tent. where's darwin when you need him?

Wow. dead dog in February and he lives to take crap for it, thats one lucky #$%@^&

The thread on 14ers.com is solid gold, Jerry!

Jongy,

Excellent job. I thought it was a ground breaking effort on all counts. Way to look danger in the eye. Way to see a goal through despite limitations and a nancy partner

That was top notch slayage of the gnar