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Thread: TR JONGtacular GRAYS AND TORREYS
02-19-2009, 12:15 AM #26
02-19-2009, 12:53 AM #27
I sure hope this is a joke : /
02-19-2009, 03:57 AM #28
He needs to set fire to his ski partner in the next TR."Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole
02-19-2009, 05:12 AM #29
He had better luck trying to climb Missouri last spring. http://www.14ers.com/php14ers/tripreport.php?trip=5351Originally Posted by Edgnar
02-19-2009, 05:27 AM #30
I heart Jongy
02-19-2009, 07:10 AM #31
This shit is solid fucking platinum. Thanks for sharing your story Sir Jongalot. It's good to let it all out so we can learn from your mistakes and yes, your glorious accomplishments. Bravo.
02-19-2009, 07:37 AM #32
Yeah, looks like he has figured out the ski cut! Next step is to ski down the avi-groomed slope...
02-19-2009, 07:40 AM #33"Nothing is funnier than Hitler." - Smokey McPole
02-19-2009, 08:23 AM #34
So whoever this mrwaffles is... holy shit! Kid has a death warrant. Period.
And whats with the friend constantly bailing? These stories are just really weird....."Some go to church and think about fishing, others go fishing and think about God."
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02-19-2009, 08:48 AM #35
02-19-2009, 08:59 AM #36
I'm feeling you SJ. I'm amazed these people can call themselves experts if they can't ski somewhere without a partner. Kudos to you for having the balls to ski such gnarly lines. It speaks to your ability that you were able to ski off that avalanche.
Keep on keepin it real.
02-19-2009, 09:14 AM #37
I don't claim to be an expert but I'm pretty sure that's not the lesson.
02-19-2009, 09:23 AM #38
02-19-2009, 10:31 AM #39
Bravo Sir, bravo!There's nothing better than sliding down snow and flying through the air.
02-19-2009, 11:05 AM #40LEGEN..wait for it...DARY
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Jongalot is obviously not the author of this TR, great trolling, I laughed
But, if the author is reading. You're a fucking moron.
Vicious, ^^^, and I after playing around in Grizzly gulch all day came down to the parking lot full of Sheriffs and SAR people. Everybody was concerned. We tried to give as many indications as possible (about a REALLY SKETCHY snowpack) but all three of us were thinking "what a fucking moron, solo'ing Torreys on a day like this".
Don't go out in the back country again. If I see you near a trail head, I'll break your leg right there, that way you'll save SAR expenses and worrying people.
02-19-2009, 11:22 AM #41
02-19-2009, 11:29 AM #42
02-19-2009, 11:38 AM #43
Holy crap, this is the best Jongy report yet. Way to kill it man!
02-19-2009, 11:58 AM #44
This kid is going to Rainier in a few weeks. I've been planning to go with them. I'm now having 2^n second thoughts about being tied in with the guy.
02-19-2009, 12:16 PM #45
crazy. the dude from 14ers posted this on my la plata report from 2 weeks ago.
"The slope in the one picture from pitch 2 with robby is so steep that it looks like you turned the pic sideways! niiiice. Makes me excited for this wknd. Awesome report!"
02-19-2009, 12:46 PM #46that's all i can think of, but i'm sure there's something else...
02-19-2009, 07:01 PM #47
02-19-2009, 07:07 PM #48
Wow. dead dog in February and he lives to take crap for it, thats one lucky #$%@^&It's simple, climb up, ski down
02-19-2009, 07:08 PM #49
The thread on 14ers.com is solid gold, Jerry!
02-19-2009, 08:10 PM #50
Excellent job. I thought it was a ground breaking effort on all counts. Way to look danger in the eye. Way to see a goal through despite limitations and a nancy partner
That was top notch slayage of the gnar