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02-11-2009, 10:47 AM #1
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Best Way to Eliminate Dead Hooker Stench from Cooler?
Anyone have any tricks to clean dead hooker smell and mold out of a large cooler? Besides the repulsive mini-puke inducing stench it's in good shape and wasn't cheap, so would like to make it suitable for human use again.
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02-11-2009, 10:53 AM #2
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i'd spray the interior surfaces with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, bioclean or some other enzymatic cleaner used for cat pee...then scrub the whole thing with soap...repeat as necessary...
so what were you carrying in that thing after all?
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02-11-2009, 10:58 AM #3
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I think the smell is result of a beer bottle and a bottle of champagne dressing colliding and breaking, joing together and fermenting in the hot sun. Nasty.
Originally Posted by buckethead
i'd spray the interior surfaces with rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, bioclean or some other enzymatic cleaner used for cat pee...then scrub the whole thing with soap...repeat as necessary...
so what were you carrying in that thing after all?
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02-11-2009, 11:01 AM #4
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whew! just wanted to make sure i wasn't assisting you in the cover-up of a crime Originally Posted by Pura Vida
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02-11-2009, 11:16 AM #5
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How about some water and bleach. That should kill the smell.
Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit
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02-11-2009, 11:17 AM #6
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bleach ?
thats how you make things food safe ,I like to keep a bleach & water solution around the kitchen sink in a old spray bottle
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02-11-2009, 11:39 AM #7advres Guest
I third the bleach and afterwards, give it time to air out in a well ventilated area out of the sun. If you can do it outside somewhere that gets no sun, that would probably be best.
And pool shock is about 5 times more concentrated than standard bleach if the smell is really bad.
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02-11-2009, 12:34 PM #8
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If you're just gonna stuff another dead whore in it why clean it at all? Originally Posted by Pura Vida
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02-11-2009, 12:38 PM #9
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Mentholatum on your upper lip?
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02-11-2009, 12:40 PM #10
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Stale cig and booze breath and cheap perfume. What's so wrong with that?
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02-11-2009, 01:02 PM #11
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Duncan has it scoped ... and just write "dead hooker" on the cooler with a sharpie for easy reference Originally Posted by XXX-er
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02-11-2009, 01:20 PM #12
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Duncan has it scoped ... and just write "dead hooker" on the cooler with a sharpie for easy reference Originally Posted by XXX-er
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02-11-2009, 02:05 PM #13
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Ammonia and bleach.
You get the cleaning power of bleach, and ammonia. Make sure to inhale heavily.Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
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02-11-2009, 02:12 PM #14
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Guess they are little more high class here, a mix of champagne and beer, left to fester. Originally Posted by Moeghoul
Solid advice in here, esepcially the ammonia and bleach cocktail
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02-11-2009, 03:24 PM #15
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use white vinegar and then coat it in baking soda, leave overnight, rinse out and you should be good to go...all natural as well. If that doesnt work, bleach and water
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02-11-2009, 05:26 PM #16
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any plastic bottle vodka X 2 depending on how large the cooler is.
this is a trick the dock hands at lake powell use to remove the residual stink from the houseboat plumbing systems.
I can't think of a more ghastly smell than what some of those houseboats smell like after a week of partying."The trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money" --Margaret Thatcher
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02-11-2009, 09:53 PM #17
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Maybe its a little obvious but I'd take the dead hooker out first.
Then bleach water and ammonia will definetly do the trick(no pun intended)
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02-11-2009, 09:54 PM #18
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For your safety, I guess I'll let you know that that's the recipe for mustard gas. Originally Posted by vailcat
Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
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02-11-2009, 10:00 PM #19
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Ya so soke that shit up on a rag and put it over the mouth of the next soon to be dead hooker and you won't have tpo worry bout keepin her quiet
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02-11-2009, 10:09 PM #20
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In case someone isn't reading carefully, I'll reiterate: DO NOT MIX BLEACH AND AMMONIA. VERY DANGEROUS. Here's an article from the BBC. Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion
Secondly, dude, I cannot believe you posted that without a warning the first time. Not everyone knows how dangerous that is. Your original post was both uncool and stupid. Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion
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02-11-2009, 10:12 PM #21
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Just take a dump in it. It's organic.
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02-11-2009, 10:12 PM #22
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Anyone who has ever read TGR knows that my advice is not to be followed. Boo hoo. Originally Posted by butterscotch
I also figured the "inhale heavily" part was a dead giveaway. Survival of the fittest, dude.Last edited by Nathan Explosion; 02-11-2009 at 10:18 PM.
Congrats, mags! We collected 1030.68! for birdman!
Originally Posted by Tuckerman
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02-11-2009, 10:45 PM #23
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You should've taken a pressure washer to her before you threw her in there. Clean dead hookers don't smell that bad, at least for the first few weeks.
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02-11-2009, 10:56 PM #24
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so your cooler got a yeast infection? simple was to get rid of a yeast infection. Originally Posted by Pura Vida
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