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    Angry The Suspense is frickin killing me!!!

    Where the hell is that FedEx guy with my skis!!!!!!!!!

    Oct 21, 2003 3:24 am On FedEx vehicle for delivery SACRAMENTO, CA

    Oct 20, 2003 4:19 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility SACRAMENTO, CA

    Oct 18, 2003 6:43 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility SACRAMENTO, CA

    Oct 16, 2003 9:00 am Departed FedEx sort facility COLUMBUS, OH

    6:43 am Scanned at FedEx sort facility COLUMBUS, OH

    5:13 am Arrived at FedEx sort facility COLUMBUS, OH

    Oct 15, 2003 10:57 pm Departed FedEx sort facility BUFFALO, NY

    10:38 pm Loaded onto trailer at FedEx facility BUFFALO, NY

    4:35 am Scanned at FedEx sort facility
    TORONTO, ON

    Oct 14, 2003 10:42 pm Scanned at FedEx sort facility TORONTO, ON

    9:04 pm Arrived at FedEx sort facility TORONTO, ON

    7:55 pm Departed FedEx sort facility STONEY CREEK, ON

    7:11 pm Loaded onto trailer at FedEx facility STONEY CREEK, ON

    4:45 pm Package information transmitted to FedEx STONEY CREEK, ON
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    Re: The Suspense is frickin killing me!!!

    On any normal day I would be wondering the same damn thing. But today it's more like

    Where the hell is that FedEx guy with my keys!!!!!!!!!
    Alas, I am a dumbass. I just flew back from LA this morning and while sitting in the parking shuttle started rifling through my bag for my car keys...coat...cd player...boxers...WTF!!!! Noooooooo!!!! I left my god damned keys at my sister's house. Brilliant!
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    Im simply waiting for 5 PM.
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    I hear ya DJ. I was the same way with my Stockli's. Now I'm like that waiting for High Life. Will it ever get here????

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    AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

    Where is that guy?

    Go to class or wait for skis?
    Class, skis?

    Fuck.

    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    Just checked the tracking

    Oct 21, 2003 1:15 pm Delivered Davis, CA

    WHAT THE FUCK?
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    Shoot the hostage.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Originally posted by Arty50
    Shoot the hostage.
    or the unladen swallow

    [thread hyjack] I got tickets to Eric Idle's Greedy bastard tour for tomorrow night I am SOOOOO stoked, though everyone keeps asking "who's eric idle?[/thread hyjack]
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    Just checked the tracking

    Oct 21, 2003 1:15 pm Delivered Davis, CA

    WHAT THE FUCK?
    Hmm, where did thse fat red skis come from.....
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    Not to rub it in but .... oh, fuck it I'm rubbin' it in.... I got mine yesterday. Way to go Brown!!

    Blizzard 8.2 - wood core - vertical sidewall - hell yeah.

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    pffft, whatever. Blizzards.

    Here's the real deal
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14391.jpg

    Hey baby, you're lookin good today, how's about I give you a little flexin?
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    Purty. I have the exact same ski/binder combo somewhere in back-order limbo land so your stoked. Oh the wide breakes are on order too. Fack!

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    Cool

    Originally posted by DJSapp
    pffft, whatever. Blizzards.

    Here's the real deal
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14391.jpg

    Hey baby, you're lookin good today, how's about I give you a little flexin?

    Naked on a bear skin rug.........classic.

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    Those binders look like a penis with legs.

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    omfg- i just humped the screen.

    love the new square tail, there's just something badass about a square tail.

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by DJSapp
    [B]pffft, whatever. Blizzards.

    Here's the real deal
    http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic14391.jpg

    They're so fine
    Oooooh waaaawaaaa
    Gonna rip some lines
    oooooh waaaawaaaa
    And I really want to ski her
    Gonna take her twin sister
    And I'm gonna give them hugs
    lay them both on bear rugs

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    So, what happened? Don't leave us hangin', DJ!

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    Originally posted by ulty_guy
    love the new square tail, there's just something badass about a square tail.
    Is the tail turned up at all on those, at least more than what a normal non-twin-tip has?

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    Originally posted by iceman
    So, what happened? Don't leave us hangin', DJ!
    uhhhhh, you really want the whole story?

    Big E: if by slightly turned up, you mean not at all, then yes. You couldn't fit a pencil under them.
    When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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    Originally posted by DJSapp
    uhhhhh, you really want the whole story?

    Big E: if by slightly turned up, you mean not at all, then yes. You couldn't fit a pencil under them.
    so they pass the pencil test do they?

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