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03-08-2009, 11:51 PM #751
I'm not sure. The one at the beginning did have a speaking part though, and it nearly killed me, so I'll vote for him. On the bright side, there were these gems on the side of the page:
All is better until the nsers realize this got bumped
03-12-2009, 04:14 AM #752
03-12-2009, 05:15 AM #753
Stretching hoody = funnywww.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
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If a butthurt jong could build a hut? " skifishbum
03-12-2009, 07:56 AM #754
I needed a good laugh this morning..."You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning".
03-12-2009, 08:10 AM #755
"next time my mom puts my tall-t in the drying machine, I'll try that."
03-12-2009, 08:52 AM #756
Gotta love the tech talk all over that thread.
the hanger attaches to the BOTTOM of the tee and you hang it up and let it stretch, if you start it when the t is still wet it adds 5 inches, (the shirt in the pic is a 3xlt, im 6 feet tall, and it goes to my kneecaps)
btw. the sigs on the shirt are nick martini (+++STREET CRED), mike clarke, and john symms.
03-12-2009, 09:01 AM #757
holy shit the coat hanger tall-t stretcher....
edit: beat by npg. fuck me thats funny.
03-12-2009, 11:06 AM #758
So after reading 31 pages of this nonsense my only question is:
Is it acceptable for beefcake to wear a sundress instead of a tall tee? Much less stretching involved there.When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
03-12-2009, 11:38 AM #759
I needed a little levity this morning.Calmer than you dude
03-12-2009, 11:50 AM #760
"I have tried warm water, then stretching. It worked, but my hoodie has a zipper, so it got in the way a little. "
uh, you mean you couldnt get the zipper to stretch? i wonder why?
03-12-2009, 01:48 PM #761
i never understood the tall t. maybe it makes more sense for skiers since they arent always sitting on there ass but my boy snowboards with a tall t and it just soaks up water and the capillary action carries it up under his jacket. by the end of the day the bottom half of his shirt is frozen solid and when he takes his jacket off his back is soaking wet.
wouldnt be so bad i guess if he wasnt always wondering why hes sick all the time.... and if it didnt look stupid as fuck with a tshirt sticking out under a jacket."yeah, yeah. you buy playboy for the articles just like i watch brokeback mountain for the scenery... wait, that doesnt work."
03-12-2009, 01:56 PM #762
i'm holding out for the Gore-Tex tall-t, because nobody in their right mind would wear a cotton tall-t in cold weather (did the tall-t wearing kids not pay attention in Base Layering 101?)"Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."
03-12-2009, 06:35 PM #763
Unbelievable. It will never die.
"His bag of tricks is basically a Louis Vuitton bag." Every time I think I grasp this statement, it eludes me.
Actually enjoyed the film clip, though.
07-17-2009, 07:54 PM #764
Last edited by ml242; 07-17-2009 at 09:24 PM......I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
07-17-2009, 08:32 PM #765
fwiw, i was rockin' the red "I't Ain't Easy Bein' Steezy" t last Sunday on my way to ski patches on Folger Peak.
i stopped to fuel up at the Arco in Gardnerville and two 13 year-olds commented on my shirt. the first kept staring at me in the cashier line and finally said "I like your shirt." Then she poked her skinny friend and said "Check out his shirt." The friend quickly glanced at it and then turned shyly away. The first girl smacked her on the arm and exclaimed "No, read what it says!" So the second girl turned back around, read it, smiled shyly, and then returned to giggling with her friend.
of course the whole scenario kinda made me feel like a dirty old man (the fact that I hadn't showered that morning and my hair was sticking all akimbo didn't help much, either).
at any rate, just wanted to let it be known that the "Steezy" tees are teenager approved (at least in Gardnerville, Nevada)."Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."
07-17-2009, 08:56 PM #766Funky but chic
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Can hair be akimbo?
07-18-2009, 07:21 AM #767Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit
07-18-2009, 09:18 AM #768
WTF HOF ASAP"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -
ski on in eternal peace
07-18-2009, 12:06 PM #769
"Being in a bent, bowed, or arched position: "There he remained, dead to the world, limbs akimbo, until we left" (Alex Shoumatoff).
hair can be bent, bowed, or arched, therefore it can most certainly be akimbo.
the gist of my post, however, is that the Steezy tees get approval from the non-skiing world."Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."
09-01-2009, 11:26 PM #770Registered User
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personally i think this is tom wallischs' best edit... regardless of how he wears his gear you cannot deny this guys work ethic and passion for the sport.
maybe you would prefer they wear this when they ski?
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUFNwU-E6bA"]YouTube - Hammock Up Park City[/ame]
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09-02-2009, 12:13 AM #771
straight thuggish ruggish dogg. money's legit fo realz
09-06-2009, 10:26 AM #772Registered User
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the t-shirts are lovely.. moreover, the combination of red and blue are great.. how about a t-shirt with both the colours?
09-06-2009, 12:48 PM #773
That shit is so funny! What a bunch of homos. If they spent half there time focusing on skills rather than looking like a 4 year old dressed up in their mommy's clothes..........
09-06-2009, 04:51 PM #774Unregistered User
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I like this comment. It shows their level of cognition while at the same time making you wonder what they are going to think of next.
"how come i never knew you could stretch hoodies... def trying this"
09-06-2009, 05:36 PM #775
Yea they do look like muppets and i don't like the whole wigger thing.
BUT they are shit hot and most likely shred better than 95% of peeps on here. Dudes like this have given new life to skiing so props where its due i think.If you are getting rad but there is no one to see you. Are you really getting rad at all?