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11-14-2008, 03:15 PM #1
Tall tee not tall enough? It's ok! There's an easy way to fix your steeze!
How many times have you shown up to your favorite local mountain, just discover that your steeze is whack?
I mean, you know, you're rocking a dope Bad Lt helmet, a fucking rad skull bandana, bright orange jacket, and rockin'
some sick neon red pants.................you know, justfuckin' killin it, then you walk past a store window and about faint.
SHIT! Your Tall Tee isn't sticking out below your jacket!!!! You're NEVER going to score that rare ski town pussy now!
No need to worry any longer, my fellow steeze monkeys, I have captured footage of a high tech method to increase your tall tee steeze.
Step1: Find a friend/fashion consultant to spot you, and then squat down like you're going to take a shit, and PULL that motherfucker.
Step2: This is the part that most people don't know. You can't achieve proper tall teeness without making sure you pull it over your knees and down you your ankles.
Step3: Remember that friend who was kind enough to help you out? DON'T BE A BITCH! Help that mutha fucka out with his tall tee problem too. Make sure you do better
than this guy, though, gotta hook a brotha up and remind him about the proper squating technique.
Step4: You went from dope to DOPE!!!!!!!! You're famous, mutha fucka, random people are so fuckin' impressed with your steeze that they shoot photos of you!
Last edited by P_McPoser; 11-14-2008 at 03:19 PM.
11-14-2008, 03:21 PM #2
Baaah,the perfect hang-low,brah!!So local it hurts...
11-14-2008, 03:28 PM #3Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?
11-14-2008, 03:28 PM #4
Roll slow homey40-14
11-14-2008, 03:29 PM #5
thank you for the steezeology 101 lesson. Usually I just stretch that shit over my bitch's head...When will this instructional and informative guidance be coming out on betamax, so I can never see it again...
11-14-2008, 03:32 PM #6
I must be lucky, cause that shit just comes naturally for me.I don't like being outdoors Smithers, for one thing, there's too many fat children.
- Mr. Burns
11-14-2008, 03:47 PM #7
so were you waiting on someone to go to the bathroom? or were you just walking by and happened to see this?
11-14-2008, 03:48 PM #8
Just walking by.
11-14-2008, 03:50 PM #9
Summit County's Finest...
You just made my day, btw. Good work.
11-14-2008, 03:50 PM #10
11-14-2008, 03:53 PM #11
For the lulz, man, for the lulz.
11-14-2008, 03:55 PM #12
The homie in the camo and hoodie past the ass got it going on too.... pink wool gloves to kick the color up
11-14-2008, 04:03 PM #13
11-14-2008, 04:05 PM #14boludo
- Join Date
- Nov 2007
suspenders as fashion accessory
fucking hilarious tr.
made my day.
11-14-2008, 04:05 PM #15
I'm not cool anymore?????
let it snoooow
LOH Inspired Clothing.
11-14-2008, 04:12 PM #16
Wurd."I said flotation is groovy"
"Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
-The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived
11-14-2008, 04:24 PM #17
I hope his suspenders do something like this when he's getting off the chair:
In the last pic, the person walking by with the snowboard has never ever tuned it. You can see where the stickum from the base sticker has picked up dirt. Not that its unusual for boarders to never tune their gear (skiers either for that matter), but funny nonetheless.**
I'm a cougar, not a MILF! I have to protect my rep! - bklyn
In any case, if you're ever really in this situation make sure you at least bargain in a couple of fluffers.
11-14-2008, 04:26 PM #18
I have skied my Public Enemies for 3 years without a single tune.
11-14-2008, 04:32 PM #19"Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."
11-14-2008, 04:42 PM #20
11-14-2008, 04:48 PM #21
hahahah thats awesome.
11-14-2008, 04:51 PM #22
I'm still tryin to figure out how to steez my tall-t out of my fartbag.
11-14-2008, 04:59 PM #23Visual Aid Guest
11-14-2008, 05:37 PM #24Registered User
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Ahaha why would they paper bag their Colt 45s? They are INSIDE. Its obviously to disguise the fact they are drinking Fresca.
11-14-2008, 05:43 PM #25
The "looks like Utah tags" are funny. I bet something like 95% of the steezers in the Zion state are at Brighton or Park City Mountain Resort in the terrain parks. So appx. four total ski runs in the whole state. Versus CO, where, how many resorts with big parks and park scenes are there? 15?
Plus all I remember about Utah is that no one wears goggles and everyone has really homo/euro bindings.