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  1. #776
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    I think T-Wall should buy me beer. I'm pretty sure I'm at least partially responsible for his recent success.

  2. #777
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    Since this came up in another thread I figured I'd bump it up for some quick grins...anything to keep my mind off work and not getting out for another month...
    “Before big games I shoot Rabies, it gives me the edge I need and it’s undetectable. Only idiot losers do steroids anymore...

  3. #778
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    HALL OF FAME!

  4. #779
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    Can't believe this thread is still alive...well, bump it up!!

    Hey, the kids are good skiiers...as long as they keep the attitude in check..I got no problems with them on the hill.

  5. #780
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    I feel this belong in this thread somehow (it might already be in there many pages back, I haven't read it all):




  6. #781
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    ^^^^^^^ BWAHHAHAHAHAHA! Amazing! That just made my Friday. Thanks.

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  8. #783
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    its funny that you maggots are ripping on the gangster attitude and all that shit, but tom has one of the best attitudes in the sport. chillest guy ever, and doesnt he think hes all that.

  9. #784
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    haha sick. next up: clip-on tall tee extensions

  10. #785
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    Man, this thread makes me miss tags...

    okbye
    TELL YOUR BOOBS TO QUIT STARING AT MY EYES!!!1!

    Here, I'll help you out:
    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    RENO SUPERMOTO

  11. #786
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    Quote Originally Posted by capurnicus View Post
    ....undeniably /end thread.
    EPIC FAIL
    Yeehaw!

  12. #787
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    Finally, I found some useful info here:

    http://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/re...443888/page/1/

  13. #788
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    Awesome. I forgot about this.
    Last edited by P_McPoser; 10-28-2010 at 06:59 PM.

  14. #789
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Awesome. I forgot about this.
    How????

    By and far, your finest work.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    wanna fuck?

  15. #790
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    That could be my Halloween costume.
    Technical Scandinavian Style since 1986 - www.crossskiwear.com

  16. #791
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman View Post
    That could be my Halloween costume.
    good choice..and easy steezy!
    I could go on, and on, and on...but who cares

  17. #792
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    The homie in the camo and hoodie past the ass got it going on too.... pink wool gloves to kick the color up
    yeah and a couple of years ahead in the poles 1' too short craze

  18. #793
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hamilton View Post
    EPIC FAIL
    Hammy's alive!
    "I said flotation is groovy"
    -Jimi Hendrix

    "Just... ski down there and jump offa somethin' for cryin' out loud!!!"
    -The Coolest Guy to have Ever Lived

  19. #794
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    Halloween pictures to come later....
    Technical Scandinavian Style since 1986 - www.crossskiwear.com

  20. #795
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Why are you putting those very Young boys on ESPN so every big, hairy, ape that watches football can see these poor children? thats just creepy...sooo creepy.
    because mcp taking photos of people he doesnt know that he thinks are teenagers without their knowledge is really the same as professional video journalists consensually filming a pro athlete :

    i didnt read through every page because the thread was really long but if this has been posted already its funny enough to be reposted.
    [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8yZksB9FU"]YouTube - Torstein Horgmo taking the piss & Cab 1260[/nomedia]
    embedding would be handy plz.

    there are actually around 3 snowboarders at our mountain wearing xxxL Thuggies tall hoodies... there is actually a company that survives off of a product called thuggies.

    step 1.
    Huggies + T
    step 2.
    silly people
    step 3.
    ??????
    step 4.
    profit!

    TALL TEES TEE! HU! HU! HU! *THUMP*

  21. #796
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwell666 View Post
    because mcp taking photos of people he doesnt know that he thinks are teenagers without their knowledge is really the same as professional video journalists consensually filming a pro athlete :
    Dude, that was so like, two years ago. My shirt is plum near worn out already.

  22. #797
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    you no how I no your gaye ...
    sorry, didnt read it all, but ...
    a hot snowboarder chicky strides past
    your taking pic"s of fags !!! ... ???
    Hell, it only took me one gondola ride at KH to know I'd never spend five minutes in the backcountry with Shadam. = Eldo ...

  23. #798
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxwell666 View Post
    .....
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadam View Post
    you no how I no your gaye ...
    sorry, didnt read it all, but ...
    a hot snowboarder chicky strides past
    your taking pic"s of fags !!! ... ???
    SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING JONGS
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    wanna fuck?

  24. #799
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    Quote Originally Posted by basinbeater
    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo
    She’s a flight attendant (not ‘stewardess’ as I’ve been corrected, and ‘sky waitress’ is also unacceptable)
    Aisle donkey is the term you were looking for.

  25. #800
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    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    How many times have you shown up to your favorite local mountain, just discover that your steeze is whack?
    I mean, you know, you're rocking a dope Bad Lt helmet, a fucking rad skull bandana, bright orange jacket, and rockin'
    some sick neon red pants.................you know, justfuckin' killin it, then you walk past a store window and about faint.

    SHIT! Your Tall Tee isn't sticking out below your jacket!!!! You're NEVER going to score that rare ski town pussy now!





    No need to worry any longer, my fellow steeze monkeys, I have captured footage of a high tech method to increase your tall tee steeze.

    Step1: Find a friend/fashion consultant to spot you, and then squat down like you're going to take a shit, and PULL that motherfucker.


    Step2: This is the part that most people don't know. You can't achieve proper tall teeness without making sure you pull it over your knees and down you your ankles.


    Step3: Remember that friend who was kind enough to help you out? DON'T BE A BITCH! Help that mutha fucka out with his tall tee problem too. Make sure you do better
    than this guy, though, gotta hook a brotha up and remind him about the proper squating technique.


    Step4: You went from dope to DOPE!!!!!!!! You're famous, mutha fucka, random people are so fuckin' impressed with your steeze that they shoot photos of you!

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    ski on in eternal peace

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