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    In the immortal words of Colonel Sanders " I'm too drunk to taste this chicken".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ak4life View Post
    amazing.

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    maybe i'm just upset because what you guys don't seem to understand is this is a very serious problem.

    i can almost guarantee that that kids mom accidently put his tall tee in the dryer.

    one cycle on high heat and you will have a small tee and then you will have to make the 1 1/2 hr drive down to the denver foot locker.

    you gotta hang dry that shit...he's young he'll learn.

    fuck.
    Last edited by beefcake; 11-20-2008 at 10:10 PM.
    living well is the best revenge.



    "He said he was at costco serving ass kickings up in bulk"

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    maybe i'm just upset because what you guys don't seem to understand is this is a very serious problem.

    i can almost guarantee that that kids mom accidently put his tall tee in the dryer.
    one cycle on high heat and you will have a small tee and then you will have to make the 1 1/2 hr drive down to the denver foot locker.

    you gotta hang dry that shit...he's young he'll learn.

    fuck.
    How old is the dude fuckin with his T-Shirt? Mom still doin his laundy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    How old is the dude fuckin with his T-Shirt? Mom still doin his laundy?
    21 apperently
    Last edited by Making a Pizza; 11-20-2008 at 11:06 PM.

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    I will take a few as well.

    One with text, one without
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    Quote Originally Posted by jksl View Post
    you guys are just bitter because arc'teryx isn't making tall tees
    Are you sure ? Someone should PM Rontele. I heard he owns everything arc'teryx has ever produced.
    "Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso

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    Quote Originally Posted by yooper View Post
    You're WAAAAAAYY late, son. The New Schooler douchebag complaint blogs took place 17 pages ago.
    17 more on the way!!
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    BINGO

    Quote Originally Posted by JongH8er View Post
    Maybe the text should be on the back and say Beefcake. Just a thought.
    that be the tall tee I be wishin on!!
    Just breathe

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1wsguy View Post
    17 more on the way!!
    Nope the babysitters are working hard to keep the kids from anymore verbal asswhoopins at the hands of a more mature bwwwahh forum.
    Props to Iggy skier though for posting sane rational thoughts in a classic.
    I'd dig the shirt I would like got steeze? on the front and a photo shopped
    can of mountain dew on the back that said Soy Dew.
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    So I was riding up the gondola with some of these kids last weekend. This is how the conversation went....
    "Man I would make a killing selling tall tees out of the trunk of my car. did you know thats how air blaster got started. man you could roll from place to place just selling tall tees and make a killing."

    Then they went on to say that a digger at the High Cascade camp rolled up his pants over his boots (to keep the dirt off) they all said it was so cool and that everyone there started doing it. Lemmings I tell you lemmings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Punkmouse View Post
    So I was riding up the gondola with some of these kids last weekend. This is how the conversation went....
    "Man I would make a killing selling tall tees out of the trunk of my car. did you know thats how air blaster got started. man you could roll from place to place just selling tall tees and make a killing."

    Then they went on to say that a digger at the High Cascade camp rolled up his pants over his boots (to keep the dirt off) they all said it was so cool and that everyone there started doing it. Lemmings I tell you lemmings.
    That is why I laughed when someone talked about us all being sheep...the flock is rather apparent in these pics.

    And yeah, what the FUCK is up with all of the same kids usually rocking the pants OVER and Above the boots? I commented on that to a friend last weekend (at keystone, of course).

    Is it so you can see exactly what SPK boot they are wearing?

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    can i get a t-shirt in a small? i think it would be ironic if it was really tiny on me.
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    ^^^ fitted Tees will be an option.

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    Hahaha... Have em show stomach. Belly T is the anti Tall T, right?



    Reminds me of a line from a Common song, The Questions:
    "Now you know your stomach's too big to be wearin' a shirt like that. Now why? You want? To go and do that? Its the questions, the questions ya'll, talkin' 'bout the questions...."

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    Old school, New school... I'm sure we can all agree that meg could use a tall tee.



    I'm sorry, but once your tits are that far south of the equator - find a baggy fucking t-shirt or god forbid a bra.

    Have that kid show her the stretching out your shirt trick with your knee.

    I skipped the last 14 or so pages, so sorry if this is a repeat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poop*Ghost View Post
    Old school, New school... I'm sure we can all agree that meg could use a tall tee.



    I'm sorry, but once your tits are that far south of the equator - find a baggy fucking t-shirt or god forbid a bra.

    Have that kid show her the stretching out your shirt trick with your knee.

    I skipped the last 14 or so pages, so sorry if this is a repeat.
    PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD..someone get that bitch a bra.
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    fuck i noticed another rediculus style today...



    The coat that goes nearly to your ankles... would be a dress on a shorter chick... fuckin gay as aids
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    if those kids were REALLY rockin' full tilt on the steeze meter they'd have a bandana tied around one ankle and then one pant leg pulled up to the knee to expose the shins. now that's reelzy (i.e. real steeze).
    "Man, we killin' elephants in the back yard..."

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    laughing at other people who look funny is one of the purest joys out there
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    If you can't laugh at other people, then who can you laugh at?

    I mean, really?

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    497 posts of hilarity

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    I can usually count on a laugh if I look in the mirror

    Here ya go Meg, fixed'em for ya...

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    laughing at other people is funny...hahaha

    i laugh at myself because i'm a saint but anyway....

    i just wanted to let you all know that this thread has reached epic status.

    i was innocently putting on my snowboarding boots this evening getting ready for some night riding when my good friend scotty started talking about what was discussed in his speech class at cmc that evening. it was this thread and some creepo taking photos of young boys...

    it was even on the news.

    so congrats are in order.

    and i think those kids are going to be making a shirt of weird old pervs taking pictures of little boys in response.

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    the internet.
    living well is the best revenge.



    "He said he was at costco serving ass kickings up in bulk"

    "Tequila is the most jealous of all the liquors. If you are going to partake in alcohol beverages and you're going to start with tequila, stay with tequila, don't mix that." ~ some bum

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    laughing at other people is funny...hahaha

    i laugh at myself because i'm a saint but anyway....

    i just wanted to let you all know that this thread has reached epic status.

    i was innocently putting on my snowboarding boots this evening getting ready for some night riding when my good friend scotty started talking about what was discussed in his speech class at cmc that evening. it was this thread and some creepo taking photos of young boys...

    it was even on the news.

    so congrats are in order.

    and i think those kids are going to be making a shirt of weird old pervs taking

    pictures of little boys in response.

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    the internet.

    It must be love, because you keep coming back despite all the butthurtz

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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    laughing at other people is funny...hahaha

    i laugh at myself because i'm a saint but anyway....

    i just wanted to let you all know that this thread has reached epic status.

    i was innocently putting on my snowboarding boots this evening getting ready for some night riding when my good friend scotty started talking about what was discussed in his speech class at cmc that evening. it was this thread and some creepo taking photos of young boys...

    it was even on the news.

    so congrats are in order.

    and i think those kids are going to be making a shirt of weird old pervs taking pictures of little boys in response.

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    the internet.
    Meg, is that you?
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